The thing I hate about Paris is that she is all about annoying fucking poses. I don't even know the bitch and I find it fucking annoying, it's like she's fucking zoolander and all I can think about is taking a bitch like this for dinner and everytime you look at her, she's rockin' cliche poses. The chances of me meeting Paris are about as slim as me taking a bitch out for dinner, I was just writing in "hypothetical situations" to prove a point. Anyway, everything Paris does, everything she says, every pose she makes is a drawn out, planned and fake, and i only like fake bitches when they are real dolls, because real dolls don't judge me for my inability to get erections. They are happy just cuddling.
|W|P|113811813543241139|W|P|I am - Paris and A Bonbon|W|P|
Bronques is some hipster photographer who moved to NYC to launch a career. He ended up documenting the dirty drug filled nighlife of the city, with dirty looking girls acting like trash while thinkin' they are fabulous cuz that's what hipsters do. He built up a reputation and now probably makes more money than you, drinks more free drinks than you, scores more free yay than you, travels to more exclusive places than you, attends more exclusive parties than you and sees more exclusive tits than you. Bronques is profiting on the American Apparel/Vice Magazine/Electro Music movement, if you can call that shit a movement, and is very "hot" right now, if a bi-sexual black guy is ever hot. Anyway, nigger's got some pics for a couple of Sundance Parties on his site, I am sure they are celebrity filled - I am just too useless to spot a celebrity. So do the work for me, assholes.
Sundance: Premiere
Sundance: Blender
Sundance: Hottub
Visit His Myspace
|W|P|113811623772969215|W|P|I am - LastNightsParty in Sundance|W|P|
She is 21, and we can see her nipples. She's on a show called Invasion. I have never seen invasion. I don't own a TV. Her name is retarded, but I can see her nipples, so that is good enough for me. My new love is small tits with large nipples. I am still sick from ski country and I am not hear to entertain you. The small tits with large nipples are here for that.
|W|P|113808790379449629|W|P|I am - Alexis Dziena See Through|W|P|
|W|P|Also seen nakedin Broken Flowers and here's a slightly better version.
|W|P|She's in "Broken Flowers" with Bill Murray. Pretty spectacular nude scene. Boobies, bush, butt...the works.
Sheldon.|W|P|I'm in lurve !
I don't really understand Fergie at all. She came out of nowhere, destroyed a decent hip hop group, not that I will ever admit to liking hip hop, but I will admit to seeing a group of crackhead "artists" turn into dirty popstars cuz they added a bitch with implants to sing over their songs, wear slutty gear and do a little dance. I have nothing against adding some pussy to any project to make it more successful, cuz I like pussy, but I will never respect people who profit off it cuz they lack the talent to lure in people with their own product. If I ever had a website, I would NEVER post pictures of nipple slips, bikinis and pussy to lure in readers. This has been a post on Fergie in a Bikini and she still has a disgusting face.
|W|P|113808627310794981|W|P|I am - Fergie in a Bikini|W|P| |W|P|...i do find it odd that you didn't mention the patch on her left arm as well as the smight cameltoe shes sportin in the full profile...seems like things you might point out |W|P|This bitch is so ugly, I cannot stand it. The only reason why she is portrayed as a sex symbol is because every time you see her she is surrrounded by a bunch of ugly black dudes. Thus making her look somewhat attractive compared to a flock of nasty nigas. Thats it. |W|P|*throws up*......*throws up some more*-userxm
http://hotvideo.blogspot.com
Lolita.......|W|P|lovely reference to women |W|P|She has the same hair-do as Drew Barrymore in "Never Been Kissed" when shes' waiting to be picked up for prom....haha..this chic makes me shart in my pants |W|P|^Shut up bitch
I know her real name isn't Topanga, but I am too lazy to look into it. She's one of those useless cunt of an actor who only had one recognizable job, and in her case it was playing Topanga on boy meets world. I guess these pics aren't as interesting as the bitch from Family Matters who did porn and then Oprah, but this is TGIF at it's best. I know my see through pics, and bikini pics, and nipple slips are getting boring, but if you had a dick that didn't work - you'd understand why I look deeper and deeper hoping one day to find a pic that works our for me, if you know what I mean. These topanga pics aren't the ones cuz she's fat and her nipples aim to the ground and I never wanted to fuck her when she was on TV. So I guess, I will just keep lookin'.
|W|P|113808623133589371|W|P|I am - Topanga's Nipple|W|P| |W|P|...i do find it odd that you didn't mention the patch on her left arm as well as the smight cameltoe shes sportin in the full profile...seems like things you might point out |W|P|is that a nicorette patch on her arm? |W|P|is that a sex patch, or a smoking patch on her arm in the third one? Jesus Martinez|W|P|i dont care about her patch or her cameltoe that isn't really a camel toe - it's more of a muff gut or a gunt - you know how's bitches get when they are old and menopausal. Now maybe topanga isn't washed up yet, but her career is and maybe that's why her pussy weighs 15 lbs. |W|P|I am pussy struck over this bitch and I've been that way since '88. She has one fat ass pussy.
The good thing about being a useless website that no one reads is that when I post a link to a celebrity sex tape that was submitted to me, and that I couldn't actually watch because I don't know shit about codecs, but assume it's legit so download it and let me know how retarded it is... I totally lost my train of thought, oh right, I won't get sued for posting this like that fag perez hilton did. That's the good thing about being a useless blog that no one reads.
Download sex tape HERE
This is old news, I got it days ago, but forget to post it. Sue me. Get it...Cuz everyone is getting sued over this....anyway download the fucking sex tape and leave me alone.
|W|P|113808577708472818|W|P|I am - Colin Farrell Sex Tape|W|P| |W|P|Fuck that guy he is a loser. I always see him at premiers with ugly hoes on his arm. I cannot believe this guys standards; I think this tug job is banging K-feds ex bitch who is a perfect example of reverse evoloution. Mankind going from man, back to monkey. This is achieved by a white guy knocking up a black piece of shit.
I think Agent Provocateur is the hottest lingerie line. The reason is simple. It's styled from 1920's burlesque. This shit reminds me of my mom. Back in Mexico in the '70s, all my mom could afford was used underwear from America, the sexy stuff was from the '20s and '30s. She would rock her american panties all day, everyday so it is a fond memory. Well a little more fond than hearing her shove things in her client's asses, or seeing her get fucked all day everyday, we all need to make a living. I guess the other reason I dig Provocateur is cuz it's classy and sheer and since I like bush, and I have said that bush is the future of pubic hair styling over and over again. Bald is played out but I think the bikini wax is hype if you are a cheesy chick from the suburbs; the kind of girl who dances on the bar in a "My Boobs Are Real" ironic t-shirt, even though bitch has implants, flashing her g-string that says cutie and shows off her playboy bunny tattoo. But I am done with strippers. I am more into sophisticated bitches who know how to read, who can teach me things, and who have a little bush. This has been the Agent Provocateur Bush Picture of the Day.
Visit Agent Provocateur Here
|W|P|113808392110076764|W|P|I am - Agent Provocateur Bush Picture of the Day|W|P|
All you haters just don't understand. I am setting up this Pheromone Challenge to encourage you to leave your house for a fucking change and meet some people with vaginas. I am not doing this to scam you or to rip you off, like people think. I have said from day one that I don't fully think it works, I am skeptical as shit, so I decided that we as a collective should put it to the test and share our stories. It forces us to leave our day to day life and hustle bitches with a camera and we will post these stories on this site. If you don't want to be part of the game, that's cool, but calling me a scammer is bullshit. When I used to sell drugs, I never cut it with glass or lactose, I would pride myself on having the best stock. I am not a good person at all, but I am also not out to rip anyone off. I just want all you motherfuckers to have some fucking fun.
Now here is my story from ski country. If you watched my useless video you will know that I went to a bar at some ski hill. If you read my last pheromone update, you will know that I am rockin' a bottle of this shit everytime I go out.
So I meet this dude at the bar ordering a beer, he was solo too. I ask him what his story is and complain about how shitty the bar is. He came down with his parents and left his girlfriend at home for a weekend. I tell him that I have a spray that's supposed to attract women and challenge him to go up to that girl who can't dance. He takes me up on the challenge and ends up making out with her a little in the bar. They let me take a couple of pics, but I was wasted, and realize how much they suck.
The other thing that sucks is that the girl's not so hot, the situation was in the dude's favor, it was 2:45 am, I call girls like this "table scraps". Either way, he did just meet her, and they did end up leaving together. So I guess it all worked out for him. More than I can say for you, unless jerking off to amateur porn counts as getting laid by a real girl, you fucking waste of space, cunt.
Get it On With Us
|W|P|113808013256131615|W|P|I am - Another Pheromone Update|W|P| |W|P|You want us to buy snake oil so that you can make a couple of bucks.Fuck you!
|W|P|Jesus, you're a whore! A fucking pheromone whore. I don't need that shit cause I already got a big cock. At least that's what my mother tells me. When she gives me a bath. Since you're such a slut, I'll be a slut also, and post my site address on this comment. Don't fucking erase this.
http://boyingcruz.blogspot.com
haha
TuckerMax|W|P|That dude looks like his is giving you his best, I really want to fuck you, eyes. I think that spray is having a reverse effect for you Beanie. |W|P|Meh...No wonder why your loser friend hooked up. Who would want to fuck any of those losers who obviously have no rhythm? I mean check out the wiggers with the skull caps, pathetic. Not that I have game, but if you just sat there and did nothing you would have by default been more attractive than those middle class pukes.
BTW: You’re blog sucks. Eat shit and die fag.
Love,
MekongCola
|W|P|Meh...No wonder why your loser friend hooked up. Who would want to fuck any of those losers who obviously have no rhythm? I mean check out the wiggers with the skull caps, pathetic. Not that I have game, but if you just sat there and did nothing you would have by default been more attractive than those middle class pukes.
BTW: You’re blog sucks. Eat shit and die fag.
Love,
MekongCola
|W|P|So this guy need the spray to hook up with *that* skank? I have something that works too...it's called alcohol.
I was away the last 3 days. I went to ski country with my stepdaughters. Their hot little school friends have a condo up on the ski hill and I guess we were invited out of pity, or whatever it's called when middle class people who own a car and a condo and a house in the suburbs invite a useless unemployed mexican to their ski lodge. Point of this story is to say that I hit up the only bar at the bottom of the mountain when everyone was in bed and I realized how pathetic I am. The bar was filled with people who couldn't dance. That got me to thinking, I should record these ppl dancing, so I order a couple of shots of JD, run back to the condo I'm staying at, steal their camera and this is what I got. I also landed some nasty fucking cold/flu and I am lying in bed sweating as I write this, and it's not because my fat wife doubles as a fucking furnace.
Ignore the horrible quality and bad editing. I am Jesus Martinez, bitches, low quality is what I do.
Watch My Video Here
|W|P|113807133177176734|W|P|I am - People Who Can't Dance|W|P| |W|P|long time lurker, first time poster.justwanted to say that was an awesome video. that's my new favorite song, cuz im weakminded and easliy influenced.
TuckerMax|W|P|Ahhahahhaaha, fuck me, I will never dance again when im drinking, cause if I look half as stupid as these kids do then its a miracle I ever even get laid. Oh wait its not a miracle its roofies and beer. Nevermind - ROCK ON! Lolita.......|W|P|i can only imagine what age your stepdaughters friends are Poetic Justice|W|P|lol |W|P|What's with that lolita chick and her womens' lib posts? Faaak-off!I love the poser b-boy circle. Those are 1992 wiggers that found a time machine.
Dear Jesus, I read your site daily, sometimes multiple times a day. I think your site is some of the most pimpin shit on the internet. I decided to take you up on your pheromone challenge, because I thought it would be funny to see if it works or not, and because I want to support what you do. I ended up getting it in the mail a couple of days ago and the first thing I did was spray it on and go out to one of the bars near my university. I ended up meeting this girl, chattin' her up and making out with her. I brought her home and had a wild fuckin' night, or night of fuckin'. I refuse to admit this was only because of the pherlure, since I am a pretty hot stud of a man. HAHA. But I do know that I got laid the first night I used it. I couldn't get you pics of us fucking or making out, that would have been too obvious, but the girl insisted on doing my laundry the next day, and I wouldn't let that happen without getting a couple of shots for you. Hope you like em!! I will send you more stories and better pics and keep up the good work, you ROCK!!Sorry dude, I won't suck your dick, pheromones or not. You have to be the biggest suck up I've ever got an email from, and the girl probably slept with you, cuz you wouldn't stop telling her how pretty she is, you fuckin' homo. Thanks for the submission and go get me more pics. I will admit that I laughed when I saw her doing your laundry. That shit is classic. All you people who don't know what's going on, you can read what this pheromone challenge in all about. By Clicking Here To Read Previous Update If any of you wanna get involved read the pheromone review here If you want the shit I'm gonna use to score the syph - buy it here |W|P|113773191218367339|W|P|I am - Pherlure Update 5|W|P|
|W|P|Dude's a fucking liar cause you can see purses hanging in the third pic womens clothes on the floor. One night stand my ass. It's his woman and I know because I had crazy sex with her in that very apartment just last week. |W|P|Sorry y'all but this story is bullshit! No college girl would go out to the bars dressed in green stretch pants and a matching hair clip. And a hook-up wouldn't go home the next day, change into something 'comfy', then come back and do the boy's laundry. She's obviously the guy's girlfriend... |W|P|I am the one who sent this into that beaner martinez. I said I took her home, not took her to my home!! Thanks for posting this Jesus all the guys in my dorm are dying over here. Too fucking funny.
People are already making bets about which one of our stories is getting posted next, because the girls in this town are skanks.
|W|P|Dude is a fuckin liar, Bet hes one of you pussys havin pleasure through lickin comptuer screen, Fuked up liar... Make some good stories Biatchhhhh |W|P|Hahaha this is the biggest load of bullshit ive ever heard. Its just a scam, martinez wrote the whole lot, just to try and make people buy this shit so he can get the profit becasue hes affilated with them. lame. Yeah martinez you will most probably delete this post, this is due to you being such a pansy ass, and only allowing posts that have been made up by yourself to be viewed. lame mate lame.-userxm
|W|P|hah...still...cute ass |W|P|The guy wrote, "I said I took her home, not took her to my home!!"Oh, so it's HER place, eh? Well, the fact that she is wearing FLIP-FLOPS suggests that she is in HER pad. No girl brings (much less borrows) flip-flops on a one-night stand, unless she is SCRUPULOUSLY CLEAN, as in ANAL RETENTIVE about cleanlilness,...
And this chick is NOT CLEAN or she would not be living with you. And she probably only shares the pad (not necessarily a BED) with you, ya big loser.
Oh, lessee. He goes to HER pad for their one-night-stand and -- gosh! -- just look at the equal number of boy boots by the door.
(Oh, now he's gonna say he had a one-night stand at HER house, and just LOVES to bring two or three pairs of boots along, 'cuz he's queer that way. Duh.....)
Okay, you're a dirty filthy slob, and she's not much better, but at least she's wearing sandles. She probably secrets herself in her (relatively) clean room, save for entrances, exits and the occasional laundry drill.
I'd check my shot card before I went out with her. Odds, are she's got a staph infection. I mean, they are both filthy people -- their pad is a microbial swamp -- just look at the grimy paw prints all over the front door.
And on the OUTSIDE of that door? Probably a nameplate that reads "Nancy SKank and Fred Scum."
Fair ass, though. Too bad it's germ-riddled.
I'm a fun loving girl and I believe that women only emprove with age. Live for my fun and interesting job and of course my gem Trevor who will grow up to b an amazing man. Not like some guys out there... no players here, my page is a dog-free zone! Only real men write to me. I also like to get in touch with women who are adventurous... you know what I mean. TheThis women is 41, has a son old enough to check out whether his mommy has a Myspace profile. She lives in Canada and is lookin for pussy on myspace. I find this funny. I would hate to look up my mom on Myspace at a friend's house and find this, not because she can't spell, but because she's airing her dirty laundry and cooter for everyone to see. So her her last bf cheated on her and now she's into girls, what a fucking cliche, did she learn how do deal with her emotions by watching an afterschool special. Do those still exist? I think they are the reason I have had unprotected sex and smoked rock, I used to watch them when I was 10, they taught me so much, like how to roll a joint and ruin a family. |W|P|113773081783717151|W|P|I am - Myspace Mom of the Day|W|P|
|W|P|im not much of a bragger, so im not lying when i say that canadian moms are sluts. i went to dominican republic for spring break this past year and this group of moms came up and was hitting on me. i agreed to meet one by the pool after we put suits on. we get in the water and she jerked me off till the pool guy kicked us out, we went and finished on the beach. her names carol rogers, 42 married mother of 2. hahaanonymous yo
justwantit|W|P|i want someone that wants to have fun go out and then cum home to my house and do dirty things |W|P|It's true. I live in Canada. our women are sluts, there's just no getting around it. SUCKERS. Mary|W|P|SLUT! |W|P|mmm...gotta love it...love your style jesus
I really don't know where I am going with this. But this is probably old pics of Leto and Lohan on the set of the John Lennon Murder Movie. I posted this pic because Lohan has had sex with Leto and this is a picture of them together. If that doesn't excite you like it does for me, I understand, nobody cares about this but me.
|W|P|113773005149394248|W|P|I am - Lohan and Leto|W|P|
I was born a long time before this girl. She's pretty fresh and illegal, comin in at 16 years old but already a dirty girl. I don't wanna come off as mr fucking morals, because I prove time and time again that I have no morals, but I do know that if I was this girl's father, I'd probably encourage her to wear something a little less lingerie-like, something like a turtle neck or something. I am not a father however and I make my step daughters run around the house in American Aparel booty shorts and wife beaters with no bra, but if I was there real dad that would never happen. The question today is where is Hayden's daddy, did he leave the family, was he arrested like Lohan's dad, why is she such a broken girl and how long before her sex tape is leaked onto the internet.
|W|P|113772973653587835|W|P|I am - Hayden Panettiere Lingerie|W|P| |W|P|i think this bitch played a highschool hooker on law & order SVU Lolita.......|W|P|You have no fucking soul
Again, another British celeb in a bikini. This time some girl named Cat Deeley. She was the host of many MTV shows, I didn't really check out what she's up to now. She could still be an MTV host. The reason I am posting these pics is primarily because she is a "celebrity" I have never heard of in a bikini, which is something I commited to posting about in my Martine McCutcheon post just 3 minutes ago. I have nothing to say about this one, other than I like the way she serves her man a beer. I am not saying that because I think a women should wait on her man hand and feet, I do say it because I have a wife who can't even open a can of fucking beans for me because her wrists are too fat to give her can-opening mobility. I'd tell her to take a hint from Cat Deeley, our useless bikini clad celebrity of the day, but my bitch doesn't know who to read english. That is the end of this story.
|W|P|113772929845302541|W|P|I am - Cat Deeley Bikini Pics of the Day|W|P| Lolita.......|W|P|Your womanising is fantabulous, i pity the woman who has to talk to you, or dear god, sleep with you on a daily basis
I have a thing for obscure celebrities in bikinis. It seems like a constant issue with this site. I find pics of "celebrities" I have never heard of in their bikinis, and I throw up the pics. I don't really know why I do it, I assume that no one really reads this site anyway, but I do it. So this lovely lady's name is Martine McCutcheon. She was in a Hugh Grant movie called Love Actually, and she is supposed to be huge in England. Well according the these pics, she's also huge in the USA. I hate making fat jokes, cuz I know they are the lowest common denominator, I also know that most of you are fat and/or have fat girlfriends. I know that you will all defend Martine because she has breasts, and you find anything with breasts hot. I am not hear to shit on your parade, so I won't talk about how fat she is because we all know, if I wasn't impotent, and was drunk, I'd probably stuff her like a turkey too, and it's not even thanksgiving yet.
|W|P|113772868057506775|W|P|I am - Martine McCutcheon Bikini Pics of the Day|W|P| fairest|W|P|yeah she looked hot in that movie. She was the prime minister's monica lewinsky.
I am not one to criticize someone for having a bad picture taken of them. I don't think that would be fair, considering every picture of me is pretty fucking bad. I am not really one to criticize someone for being fat, especially when she's a pro tennis player and wins all the fucking time. I am not about to pull up her stats, but by lookin at this pic, it seems like the way she wins is by eating the person she is playing against, or maybe she just sits on them until they give up. By lookin' at this pic, there is no way that Serena "Heffer" Williams is an athlete anymore.
|W|P|113772796617228792|W|P|I am - Serena WIlliams is an Athlete|W|P| Genevieve|W|P|Hey that's the big thing now, big asses... it seriously raises your profile... lol ...Genevieve
|W|P|Damn look at those linebacker thighs. |W|P|What scares me is that there is probably no fat on her. Those are two vast balls of muscle. What could she do to you with those things? |W|P|I'd jump face first in between those thighs |W|P|She lost against Hantuchova. So you are right. |W|P|Thats the sexiest pic you've posted in quite some time.