Look all you motherfuckers, I am Pink. No I don't take it up the ass like she does, be we are both Mexican.
|W|P|112805314174234962|W|P|I am - Pink is the New Homo|W|P|
alena|W|P|Nice Blog!!! It looks like you've spent a fair amount of time setting it up and keeping the content fresh. I'll be sure to come back.I have a online dating blog. It pretty much covers dating club related stuff.
Thanks again and keep up the good work.
In Lohan's new video, she is played by a fat tranny slut in a prom dress, only because Lohan is too busy ripping lines off the toilet seats in a club near you. The most recent story I heard is that Lohan can only do blow off toilet seats, it's some stage fright O.C.D. shit, you know like people get when they can't shit in a public bathroom, that's like Lohan, only she fucking loves public bathrooms. I don't know what I am talking about, and either does her double chin, you fucking whore. Was that rude? I call my wife a fucking whore all the time, it's only because she's fat and I hate double chins.
Cuddles
|W|P|112805205271935001|W|P|I am - Lohan's New Video|W|P|
The caption to this picture was "I make bitches so wet I need a Raincoat". That was part of the reason I posted this shit, but then I listened to DeeJay the Dog's music, if you listen to the tune "Fucking Me", dude dropped the line "I'll Make Your Pussy Cry". DeeJay The Dog is funnier than me. Listen to his music and support because I'd rather see 15,000 people supporting someone with talent than me. Show your love and maybe you won't need this shit to get bitches. That probably made no sense, but I never do. I blame whiskey.
DeeJay The Dog via MySpace
|W|P|112805150197137606|W|P|I am - DeeJay The Dog|W|P|
I couldn't really give a fuck about this bitch. She's famous, so fucking what, she was a Playboy bunny back in the early 90s when any blond with big fake titties could be one, that's not representative of shit, if you were a blond with fake tits in the 90s, you could be Jenny McCarthy too. She ended up on MTV and was probably the most annoying cunt on TV, coupled with Paulie Shore, the network was a nightmare on Meth. I remember when I did meth once, I smoked it out of a lightbulb and spend 4 days in a park talking insanities to a duck. That duck I naked Clarence, and I always think about him when I'm at a Chinese Buffet (which is often my wife is fat and I am poor) do the fucking math asshole.
Jenny made a movie, and here's a clip of her tits, possibly from that movie.
LOVE
Watch the clip Here (rapidshare via Phun)
|W|P|112804725741477738|W|P|I am - Jenny McCarthy Tits|W|P| joeblack|W|P|is this from "dirty love" Focus Daddy|W|P|Fuckin Hot Babes In Markethttp://babesmedia.blogspot.com
Enjoy Monica
I remember when this bitch had tits, I think she was even packing heat back in the days of Adam's Family, when she was 10. Unfortunately for all of us she decided to go under the knife, and now her tits are all mangled with anchor shaped scars. I wonder if the decision came from actual medical issues, or was it based on the fact that she developed a hatred for her chest because they were the only reason she was getting work. Well, I hope she's happy with her decision because it seems like her career has really sky-rocketed since the move to smaller titties. Point of the story is that tits or no tits, this bitch looks retarded, and although some of you may have a retard fetish, you know them not having the ability to say no and the fact that they are too retarded to know what you are doing to them, but it's not something that works for Hollywood, unless it's a made for TV movie, or a Life Goes On reunion.
|W|P|112727482070320071|W|P|I am - Christina Ricci Bikini|W|P| heavy_head|W|P|There should be a "Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted" sign slapped on her back. That girl has a lotta ink... Purple Hat|W|P|You remember when she used to be a chubby girl? Yeah, she was a little porky back in the day, and then she became bulimic/anneorexic. She talked about it in Rolling Stone magazine back in (I think) about 97' Easily Aroused|W|P|Christina looks fit, Jesus. I think you were feeling confused when you wrote she looks "retarded". That was simply you having a flashback to what you'd seen in the bathroom mirror that morning...~EA
DBK|W|P|@ easily aroused..This isn't "The View" asswipe...
This is a place where a mexican dude gets drunk and molests you. What are you expecting?
"Christina sure does look fit... She is a no-nonsense cosmopolitan woman, who calls it as she sees them. It is so empowering that she removed the only things that made her look like a woman. RICCI, you go girl!"
idl3mind|W|P|she's still teh hawtness Easily Aroused|W|P|@ DBKYou speak very good english.
For a cunt.
~EA
DBK|W|P|Nice pic EA, is that the same one they use on your sex offender profile? Abrasivist|W|P|I used to like the short and curvy Ricci...now she looks like she's going to her first day in high school. sloanagain|W|P|she is hot!!!anyway you look at her.i don`t believe that she has had breast reduction either.do you have proof of this?
I think what Kate Moss did is fucking hype. I have always had a huge issue with celebrities who hide the fact that they do coke and sneak off to the bathroom to do it off the toilet seat. There is nothing trashier than that, and isn't part of the benefit of being famous the fact that you can get away with doing whatever the fuck you want, whether it is sleeping all day, or fucking homeless looking guys or having tranny sex orgies. This is what fame is all about,so big up to her for rippin' a line and letting someone take a picture of it. That said H+M is some European poofter version of Gap, and they don't know what the fuck's up, cuz firing this bitch is retarded considering all your staff, management and patrons do blow....firing her was pussy PR shit and I don't respect people who cave in to the christian fundamentalists who want us all to live boring lives. That said, here are some pics of Kate Moss changing in a Taxi. Maybe quitting the "yay" will finally let her grow some titties. Cokeheads everywhere unite and boycot H+M.
|W|P|112727421035993512|W|P|I am - Kate Moss Changing in Car|W|P|
I came across these recent pic of J.Lo in a bikini. I have always had fights with drunken perverts about her ass. The shit is not hot it is fat. The shit doesn't work for most straight guys, especially for guys with small cocks, you know it's hard to work around that shit. This bitch needs to lay off the burritos or whatever cubans eat, and spend a little more time on the stairmaster, because that ass that made you famous with black men and their white followers everywhere is not what we really want. This is another example of the media influencing you. They told you how wild her ass was, and you believed it, and by you believing it, she got this ego, that she's got it goin' on. J.Lo should not be in a bikini, or even a 2001 sweatsuit, she should do what fat assed women everywhere do, and kill herself. I am telling you if J.Lo went to your highschool, you'd been throwing donuts at her, not trying to penetrate her donut, unless you were drunk and she was the last one standing...we've all been there, don't feel bad. If this didn't make sense, it is because I don't know how to write, just click on her bikini pics and leave me alone.
|W|P|112727360838158377|W|P|I am - J. Lo is Fat|W|P| Jeff|W|P|I thought I was the only one with this opinion. I'm glad to see other men haven't been influenced by the media as well.When she gets a bit older that thing is gonna drop like it's not hot.
murphyk9|W|P|erm... i would agree if only these pics actually SHOWED HER ASS. Sure you're not confusing her ass with the lion statue?
I don't what it is about celebrities hating cameras. Cameras are what made them who they are and without the cameras and the paprazzi, no one would give a fuck about who they are fucking or what they are wearing, and if no one cares, then record sales will die down to nothing, and you will have to go back to sucking preacher Joe off for new shiney quarters, right from the collection box, and by box I don't mean her cooter, and by cooter I don't mean the character in that horrible Dukes of Hazzard movie. Anyway, if you perverts can divert your attention away from her retarded Texan chest for a second, you will realize this bitch is giving us the finger, think of that the next time you support her career.
|W|P|112727317760405685|W|P|I am - Jessica Givin' the Finger|W|P|
The thing that's amazing about being homeless is that you do not have to work, you just sit on your ass and get high or drunk all day while the working folk drop money in your hat. The thing that's not so amazing about being homeless is that you are usually hungry, you don't have a nice bed to sleep in and you can't shower, because the pussy homeless people and teenage runaways fill up the homeless shelters, leaving the hardcore people to fend for themselves on the street. The problem with being homeless in most places is that landing a decent payout is rare, usually it's just chump change, but if you are in L.A. people like Paris throw 60 dollars your way. That will buy you a lot of booze you fucking drunkard. So if any of you plan on running away from your mom's basement, you know you are 30, it's probably not a bad idea, you should consider starting your homeless life in L.A. I also suggest you find an inexpensive habbit, like nail polish remover huffin', because 60 dollars buys A LOT of nail polish remover.
|W|P|112727293286063453|W|P|I am - Homeless in L.A.|W|P| techfob Creative's|W|P|not nice narcissistictool|W|P|Damn, even the homeless people in LA are rich. Since when does a homeless person get a motorized buggy? Where does he recharge that bitch? nicolbred|W|P|Looks real homeless to me with his nice snakeskin boots, and nice clothing probably rents the chair for the show of it all and dumbass paris has nothing better to do with her money.There's starving children in the world hint hint. mushmulth|W|P|Nope we ain't buying it.. This guy is Paris Hiltons PR man's brother. It's all a scam to make yuppie idiots go "oh, agggh that Paris is no wide gash slut, she is a compassionate helper of the homeless." When we perverts know the real Paris would be down on her knees suckin' scum out of this man's nuts. Oh ya, wait he's black the real Paris would just have her security gaurds wheel him into a dumpster.
Rachel Bilson shows up to the Emmy Awards with some older woman, some would think it's her mom, but I don't think it is. Celebrities love scandals and I think her scandal of choice is lesbianism, it's pretty innocent and not threatening, even when it's with a sugar momma who can't stop staring at her tits.
|W|P|112727216777890910|W|P|I am - Rachel Bilson a Lesbian|W|P| truth04|W|P|I believe there were many rumors about two of the OC's teen set who were gay and most assumed it was Mischa, but I think it's actually Rachel and Adam Brody, who also make a perfect decoy couple in public as well.
It's funny what success does to someone. Her career was in the fucking gutter, something she was probably used to from her youth, I don't know that for a fact, but can only assume she slept her way into an acting career, that's pretty much how they all do it. Anyway, she landed this successful show, that is such manipulative crap that is designed for bored housewives, which there are apparantly a lot of out there, who wish that taking care of the kids consisted of hot teenage gardeners, audultery, birth control pill tampering, murder and all that shit, unfortunately for you, things like this will never happen in your life, you will just remain in your boring marriage with your boring husband, raising your ugly kids, and dying having never seen much more than florida...it's called being average. Anyway, Teri turned her career around, is wanted by you, the public and now smiles in public, instead of bowing her head in shame. Let this be motivation for all of you losers sitting at your computers hating yourselves....there's always hope to turn it all around, even if you are Teri Hatcher, and Teri, if you are reading this, and I know you are, because you are searching the internet for more praise and approval, my advice to you is to suck it all in, it won't last forever, except maybe in WAX
|W|P|112727189065821685|W|P|I am - Teri Hatcher Finally Happy|W|P| heavy_head|W|P|Look at the chicken neck . . . .that's one old bird
People everywhere assume that having a bunch of mexican babies would ruin your body, and by people I mean dudes I know who have fucked baby mommas. They have told me nothing really positive about the state of their tits, stomach or ass. They always justify it as an easy conquest, cuz bitch is damaged goods and desperate to lure any man willing into their single mother life of hell. The funny thing about Kelly Ripa is that she looks pretty tight, being jacked on speed and having a career that is out of control with bad sitcoms, bad talk shows and whatever other crap she does is that there is little time to eat and lots of time to run around. She is also on TV, and no one likes to see themself homely and shit when watching the daily show while lying in bed with your ripped mexican pornstar of an actor husband. The fact is that you can put a coat of white paint on anything, and lucky for us, bitch has a supportive bikini bottom, because trust me, if this was a nudist beach, she'd be dragging her uterus in the sand behind her. If you didn't understand what I meant from that, it's probably because you have never actually witnessed a real pussy, I mean the homemade pocket pussy is good times and all, but shit will never experience the effects of birth. Remember the only people who say it's a beautiful thing are ladies, justifying to themselves why they destroyed their cooter. That's my story.
|W|P|112727057304964567|W|P|I am - Kelly Ripa's Uterus|W|P| DBK|W|P|I hear the bitch has hammer toe. That's why she works so much on her body, to keep the eyes away from the toe. true story... murphyk9|W|P|what the hell happened to her tits? what is it with these celebrities trading their natural bubblies in for man boobs? TBA|W|P|and her friend's fucking fat too....
The benefit of being a trashy piece of shit actress is simple, you don't have to take care of yourself, because nobody cares if you die, not even you. Now I am all for self-destructive behavior, and chain smoking while eating a can of beans, but I am not in the limelight and more importantly, I don't have the budget to have a psychiatrist hook me up with the hottest pills on the pharmaceutical roster. Tara Reid, fake titty, erect nipples and drunk is puffing on a fag, and I am not talking about the queen standing next to her, lucky for her, I have contributed to her 5 minutes that turned into 5 years of nothing memorable. Tara Reid you are celebrity smoker of the day. This may have sucked, but I haven't updated in weeks, I am surprised I still remember how to type.
|W|P|112726987391377573|W|P|I am - Smoking Celebrity of the Day|W|P|
I know that I haven't updated this motherfucker in a while. The reason is simple, I was flown to the midwest to pitch a TV show on their local cable access. It's something I thought would be more luxurious than it turned out to be. They would pay me in whiskey, and although that sounds hype, the reality is that I would have to get myself out there every saturday. It's just not feasible because I am poor, which brings me to my next point, all you motherfuckers who have been emailing me to update, realize that I work on my motherfucking schedule. Until you start sending me money to do this, you are just gonna have to deal with my slacking because you aren't my boss asshole. Anyway, I am thinking about doing an update tonight, to keep you entertained until I do type "luxurytrips.com" into google. It's an internet game.
Cuddles.
|W|P|112726932780876109|W|P|I am - Internet Game of the Day|W|P|
Mariah Carey is useless.But here's a clip of her nipple slip. I know you love it, cuz nipple slips are the foundation of the entertainment industy and your love life, but not the kind of nipple slip you'd like, maybe one that happens in your room, or off of a computer screen, but that may change, as girls get older, their standards drop, and you may be a prime candidate to witness her titty fall out of her shirt or somethng. No jokes here - this is just a video clip for you to watch - and love or hate. I am not in the mood to influence your decision as to whether this is hot or not, but that's only because I hate you and have no interest in making you a better person, you know, one in my image....that was a Jesus reference, the real jesus, not that fat drunken, whore running Jesus. RESPECT.
See Clip Here (Taxidriver)
|W|P|112650007249539306|W|P|I am - Mariah Cary Nip Slip|W|P| Teknorat|W|P|Fuck man that nipple will come in handy if she's ever stuck in the jungle and needs to build a rope bridge. Bubble Yum Girls|W|P|Check out this site full of nipslips.www.nipslips.org See the Mariah page.
Mo|W|P|When will you update? I'm beginning to hate this blog. DBK|W|P|Listen mo, go fuck yourself you insensitive bastard.The Stepfather is currently in rehab following a serious life-long battle with Vicks Vaporub.
We are the only friends he has, so be supportive douchewad.
COME BACK SOON STEPFATHER, WE MISS YOU AND YOUR SARCASTIC ON-THE-VERGE-OF-A-VERY-PUBLIC-AND-BLOODY-SUICIDAL WIT.
Skeet|W|P|[quote]NipSlip Lover said...
Check out... www.nipslips.org See the Mariah page.[/quote]
Do you reckon you could fit any more spam onto that site!?
Skeet|W|P|On the subject of spam..... go to www.pinks.uni.cc rahduke|W|P|YO YOU DRUNKEN PATHETIC SLOB, UPDATE YOUR SITE ITS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE IN LIFE WORTH A DAMN
The problem most girls going through puberty deal with is puffy nipples. It's like the estrogen or some shit turns those fuckers into padded, oversized saucers that throw off the whole tit dynamic. I think it's cuz the nipple develops first or some shit, but I am not a doctor, but if I was a doctor, I would consider being a teenage girl nipple consultant. The point of this is that this girls got some weird shit going on in her dress, I can only hope it's something she grows out of, cuz otherwise, she won't get casted in all the topless movies we have planned for her, unless it for some freaky puffy nipple fetish site, which I would be more than happy to start, not cuz of Bynes, for all the teenage girls out there to not feel alone. Puberty is such a sensitive time. I am here for you.
|W|P|112649962048561018|W|P|I am - Amanda Bynes Big Nipples|W|P| Edward|W|P|Hey fucker, it's about time one of your posts made me laugh...out loud. We could almost be friends but you'd hate me, I'd hate you, it'd never work... majestic1|W|P|nice tits and areolas heavy_head|W|P|Fantastic puffies - there's never enough of them around Emma|W|P|ahahaha your blog is awesome thanks for having itahahha
JT|W|P|you make me hot with the pleasure of a thousand moose Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|She was hot on The Amanda Show.Little slut.
anna|W|P|Wow - you're blog is full of good info. It's getting hard to find blogs with useful content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have just started my Latest Funny Pictures News blog and would really appreciate you coming by - thanks again
The benefit of having the Olsen twins hide from the camera people when leaving some building is that we can divert our attention to the slut in shorts, not quite short enough, but you know I am a pretty deseperate person, so seeing the apples of her bottom really doesn't make that much of a difference to me. I guess the good thing of any girl standing next to the Olsen twins is that most of the time they look hotter than they actually are, but that's only cuz I find the Olsen twins ugly. This happens all the time, the semi good looking girl surrounds herself with fat bitches, to make herself look pretty. It's nice to know that things don't really change that much on this level. This is a useless fucking post, but I will press publish anyway - cuz it's all about quantity, not quality, at least when it comes to drinking.
|W|P|112649902167993827|W|P|I am - Olsen Twins are the Fat Manager|W|P| tonyyy|W|P|Rio Rancho Goes WirelessThe city of Rio Rancho, New Mexico is about to deploy a wireless Internet service, the first in the state.
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The good thing about having big tits is simple: with the right strapping and pushing and squeezing and shit, those fuckers can be shaped however you want. I am not too sure if this is good for the tit, and permanent damage may result in breast cancer, not a laughing matter, but a harsh reality of today's times, and girls just wanna look sexy for there men and don't even care about the risks at hand. I smoke and I drink and that shit will kill me, and knowing that shit will kill me won't stop me. The difference between me and Jessica in this situation is that what she's doing is seducing all of us to watch her stupid TV shows, where as I am just feeling sorry for myself and trying to speed up the inevitable....Her fearless ways should be inspiration to us all and if any of you girls reading this have small tits, don't worry about it, I like it all, but hopefully you've got a decent ass, cuz if you got no tits and no ass, bitch, I got plenty of losers I can introduce you to.
|W|P|112649812206291168|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson's Bra|W|P| Maezeppa|W|P|"sexy for there men"should be "for their men?
Jesus Martinez|W|P|do you have a huge problem for people who don't know the difference between their and there?I have a feeling up are an uptight rotter, who can't handle anything being out of place.
That is why no man will stay with you for more than a shag or too (two)(to)
Go back to the library, no one asked for an editor.
Cunt
I am not a picky person, I have a 300 pound wife who looks like she got hit by a bus. I came across this picture and realized that Ashlee Simpson looks fucking disgusting from the side. I figured I would post it, even though there is nothing funny about having a horrible looking side profile. I always feel like a bitch looks better with her face in the sand, so there's still much hope for Ashlee to get knocked up and shit....I would estimate that a good percentage of you are into Role Playing Games, Fantasy and Sci Fi, so a bitch that looks like a little elf must getting you fucking hard. Aren't you excited that I just gave you a boner. That totally makes you a fag.
|W|P|112649772331460446|W|P|I am - Ashlee Simpson's Profile|W|P| Teknorat|W|P|Holy shit, I never realised. It looks like there's a chunk cut out of her lip. Lauren|W|P|I think she looks horrible from the front as well. Amanda Brightwell|W|P|I really hope your wife does not read your blog. And Ashlee Simpson is totally cute! MrBozack|W|P|Dear Amanda Brightwell,His fat ass wife is illiterate so no worries there. And Ashlee Simpson looks like popeye with a toucan's nose. She is quite manly but you probably dig that since you are obviously a total hairy pit, Lilith Fair loving DIKE!
I am not one to judge a dirty homeless lookin' person, because I look more homeless than this guy. I rock the same t-shirt that I have had for 20 years, and the shorts that I do wear, usually come from cut off jogging pants that I have stained up too badly to recover. The difference between me and this dude, is that he's hanging with Lohan and bitch made 50 million dollars last year. If I had a friend worth 50 million dollars, I can guarantee you that I'd be wearing designer tuxedos every fucking day, I am talking to the beach, to the strip club, to the fucking amusement park with my girls. You would not be able to get me out of that shit. Having access to that kind of cash is something that should be embraced, trying to look like a fool like me and all the other drug addicted homeless friends I have, makes no fucking sense to me, the only conclusion I have from all this is that you are clearly a cunt and I look great in tuxedos.
|W|P|112649716474542914|W|P|I am - Lohan's Friend|W|P| Teknorat|W|P|I think that dude used to be a chick. Or still is. DBK|W|P|havn't you ever heard of shabby-sheik?It's an expression poor people used, to make themselves feel fashionable, I guess it caught on, 'cause now even celebs are doing it. Which goes to show how dumb fashion is.
Anyone here miss the day when her huge implants where falling out of her shirt all the time?
nicolbred|W|P|That's obviously her drug dealer. emily|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Funny Pictures - nice work. I've just started my own Funny Pictures Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by
I am a fan of drunk bitches, they are usually the kind that are easy to manipulate and get naked. I love to be involved in getting girls drunk, by drunk I mean fucking drunk, to the point where they can't walk or talk, there sense of self is lost. With no inhibitions, good things happen, and with no sense of depth perception, ugliness is not a factor, however when you are on the outside, looking at drunk girl while sober, it's easy to see they aren't so attractive, unless you are enterprising like me, and by enterprising, I mean getting them naked and stuffin them like a turkey on Thanksgiving. Jessica Simpson looks awful in these pics, but bitch is probably easy. So if you have a chance to get with with a drunk girl...or one on roofies, you may have the time of your life. If she throws up in the process of this stuffin, don't freak out, it just adds to the experience, like icing on a cake.
|W|P|112649678817584970|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson Drunk|W|P| Teknorat|W|P|So you're into stuff like hai2u.com then? MrBozack|W|P|With that Gene Simmons tongue she could lick my balls and toss my salad in one motion. Fuck Nick Lachey! Easily Aroused|W|P|There are many positive things to say about Jessica Simpson.1. She looks good in a pair of denim cut-offs.
2. She looks good in a pair of denim cut-offs.
3. She looks good in a pair of denim cut-offs.
4. She looks good in a pair of denim cut-offs, even if the denim is slightly faded.
~EA
The benefit of watching Will and Grace is that chicks thing you're down with gays, and an open-minded gay friendly dude is usually a lot more desirable than a homophobic gay bashing jock, who sucks his buddy's dick off after the game. The problem with being a fan of the show is that a girl probably won't find you gay friendly, and probably think of you as a sister, and guess what, girls rarely have sex with their sisters, unless they are twins and they only do that because it's not like fucking each other, it's more like masturbation. Either way, I don't watch Will and Grace, the bitches just aren't hot enough, and proven by this pic, should probably lay off the cheese blintzes and hit a fucking treadmill. When you are on TV, your responsibility is to teach the youth what's right, your fat ass ain't right. I am sure guys still fuck it, but trust me, this bitch isn't marriage material, after a few more kids, and an addiction to valium, she won't be walkin around in a bikini, something she probably shouldn't even be doing now. I know all of you are gonna start whimpering like a bunch of hungry cunts about how you like fat asses, and about how I am wrong is saying she's fat, but that's only cuz in comparisson to the bitches you get, Debra Messing is a goddess.
|W|P|112649600530513772|W|P|I am - Debra Messing's Fat Ass|W|P| Teknorat|W|P|That's amazing how do they make her look like an annorexic titless freak on the show and yet she's clearly larding it up? nicolbred|W|P|She's so fugly,and yes fat.
The benefit of being a college drunken frat slut is that you know how to have one night stands, take the morning after pill, mask your herpes scabs, and most importanly the ability to lie to your parents about the $500 they sent you for "textbooks", but was really spend on a baggy of coke and 2 abortions. That shit don't come for free....don't feel bad, I think he would have been an irresponsible father, the way he was doing those beer bongs off the strippers tits, convinced me that you made the right choice. I guess the real exciting part of your life was after college, when you found out that some reality show was recruiting and figured it would be a legitimate reason to maintain your lifestyle, as the drunken whore, without feeling the level of responsibility your married suburban friends felt. I am sure the emptiness you tried to fill with cock everynight allowed you to believe you were worth something, and that all your friends were jealous of you, even though you humiliated yourself on the national level, not just in your small town. I guess the day you were asked to do The Surreal Life, you knew the dreams you had of stardom had fallen through the cracks. At least you showed us your titties before you killed yourself, cuz diggin up your coffin and undressing your AIDS corpse is not something I would be willing to do. However, I have a feeling many of my readers would have a different take on this, you know when they're dead, they can't say no....something you may want to consider!
Watch The Clip Here
|W|P|112649555340330712|W|P|I am - Trishelle's Tits|W|P| Gody69|W|P|The link does not work? What up with that? Teknorat|W|P|I wouldn't hit it if it were on fire. chica|W|P|Ha this is awesome I hate Trishelle! But thats a whole different subject.... Love your site a bit perverted but we all like it deep deep inside we all perverts!!!!!!!!!!ha much luv nessa
nicolbred|W|P|Ron Jeremy wont even look at her skank ass.She's such a whore. Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|She does nothing for me. FriendlyGuy1212|W|P|I have a natural cure for herpes site/blog. It pretty much covers natural cure for herpes related stuff.Come and check it out if you get time :-)
After making the move as a useless person on a Soap Opera to the hottest thing on a show about middle aged women, it's pretty easy to get excited. It's like the gods are too good to you, and containing your excitement is impossible, jump up and down girl cuz I predict that your success will only dwindle when another network produces something better, or when you have a drug overdose in your luxurious hotel suite after a night of sucking off some producer. I really don't know much about Hollywood or TV, but I do know about false sense of security, a lack of responsibility, a desire to do what you want, and a conviction that you are can get away with doing whatever you want because you are who you are. I had this happen to me a while ago when I was running a little overseas sex-trade, you know the guy who imports the Russian girls to service your dad the business man, anyway, when things were riding high, I got a little arrogant, and ended up being part of my own sex trade, in prison. That's right, it doesn't pay to be as good looking as I am, when in jail, it's asking to get sodomized. Now, Eva's probably not as out of control here, maybe a little drunk or a little jacked on diet pills, a girl's gotta maintain her figure, but it's only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down,and I will be the first in line to buy her sex tape. Girls' got a good body, is a fellow mexican, and right now has some coin, so I'd be crazy not to jerk off to her, if I had the ability to get hard, something you probably aren't familiar with. You're the kinda guy who can't leave his house or ride the bus without a visit from your trusty old friend. He's not doing it to embarass you, he's just telling you, it's time to clean up your image and seduce some dumb bitches. Don't say I never give you good advice.
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