3/30/2005 11:42:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| She's not hot, no one ever said she was. She is rocking a hospital gown, and bitch has nipples, like most women do. Breastfeeding your child is important and Dunst came prepared...that's just how she's livin'....motherfuckers |W|P|111224419337881627|W|P|I am - Kirsten Dunst Nipples|W|P|3/31/2005 12:53:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Careful, don't run into them. They'll poke your eye out.3/31/2005 11:56:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Looks like the chick behind her has her fingers posing as nipples. Wonder what the context is.3/31/2005 03:26:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Biatch needs to eat a samich. Look how skinny her thigh is.. looks like she been living in Ethiopia.3/31/2005 04:40:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|more kirsten`s nipples4/01/2005 11:38:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The girl behing freaks me out4/02/2005 04:05:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The girl behind Kirsten creeps me out...is she a ghost?!3/30/2005 11:41:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Alone, on the ferry, something we can all relate too. Maybe there is no ferry in your welfare town, and maybe you have all the friends in the world, but at times, I know that you feel like you are the only person who understands. I know that in my life, I always looked for acceptance and support with the wrong kind of women, the ones who charge by the hour, but reasonably, not the $200 escorts. Who the fuck do you think I am??? I can't afford that shit....I am talking a girl who's happy with some rock, a shower, and some amazing head. I know you're thinking that eating out a whore is gross, but seriously...it's got mad flavor. |W|P|111224415341438826|W|P|I am - T-Shirt of the Day|W|P|3/31/2005 03:30:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger mojomacman|W|P|Where is this shirt from?3/31/2005 03:45:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|YEA. Seriously.. I actually like this one, unlike the other ones, I'd like to know where I can aquire this!!! COME ON MAN.4/01/2005 06:01:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|where can i get this4/02/2005 01:03:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The T-Shirt can be bought from here:
http://www.lafraise.com4/02/2005 02:02:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|finally
found the shirt
you won!!!!
it's only taken someone 3 months.9/26/2005 03:42:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Mikey|W|P|I really liked the information on Funny Pictures, great job! I have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog if you would like to come and see what I have on mine.3/30/2005 11:40:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|I have been invited to a few important functions in the upcoming months. I have been doing a little research as to what type of shitty gift I can bring that is both affordable and as tacky as I am. This is what I found. The way I see it is that people who get shitty gifts should not complain, because I grew up with nothing. Christmas morning, was like any other day, my mom was working a John in the corner of the room while my brothers and I played with mud, and my dirty uncle jerked off.....assholes.
The Spirited White Tiger The spirited white tiger watches and waits for his quarry on a snow covered ledge.7 1/4" x 4" x 5 3/4" high.
|W|P|111224408758313147|W|P|I am - Shitty Gift of the Day|W|P|3/31/2005 03:41:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|2nd grade, 1977: Give group of Superman, Wonder Woman comics in school Xmas gift exchange. Generosity reciprocated by... argyle socks.

High School: Family gift exchange. Give cousin Bruce Springsteen "Born in the USA" cassette. She gives me a pair of her used lint and cat hair covered gloves.

Swear off gift exchanges until...

2003: Give $25 worth of lottery tix, movie passes in work gift exchange. In return, get box of chocolate from Trader Joes -- with $2.00 price tag still attached.

F-gifts.4/01/2005 07:33:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i can beat that. went to a secret santa this x-mas. gave a nice starbucks gift cert. got back a P.O.S. tacky as shit skating pin. yea, it was a a gold colored metal pin in the shape of an ice skate about 3 inches tall with navy colored enamel on it. would have been cool if i was nancy kerrigan.3/30/2005 11:39:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Pam Anderson is old and washed up. You probably want to fuck her, because she brings back memories of saturday nights watching Baywatch. I know that show brought you many prepubescent orgasms, so your dream to bag this chick is still alive inside you. You look at your fat wife, who you work all day to support, and you think to yourself "Fuck, I wish she was Pam". Here are some pics of Pam wrapped up like leftovers, something ironically so close to the truth that I just downloaded that Alanis song..... More Pics After the Jump UseMyComputer |W|P|111224401178047449|W|P|I am - Pam Anderson in Saran Wrap|W|P|3/31/2005 12:57:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Francine|W|P|Keep her wrapped tight, so she'll stop spreading Hepatitis.3/31/2005 06:26:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|does anyone else just want to spunk right over her wrap r is it just me. think i now have a fetish for this shit3/31/2005 11:38:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Team Fuck|W|P|im surprised no one has made a "dental dam" comment yet...3/31/2005 03:44:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|she a dirty whore. passed around more than collection plate on sunday. heh. course if yer into dirty whores with hardened whore faces and stretch marked fake tits, she's yer cup o'tea. drink up.3/30/2005 11:38:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Having a huge dick is a serious problem. Not only do you have to face your jealous friends, scare potential lovers who can't take all of you up in them, and choke innocents women and children with gag reflexes, but you also can't take a fucking leak in peace. Good thing there is an online community for all you large penised motherfucker to congregate and discuss these issues, along with how you plan to take over the world, one big dick at a time. Today's post is:
I don't know if this is the right spot for this post but, anyway. I 'm not a very tall guy (5'9) and soft I hang at 5.5 to 6 inches. So, when I 'm in the mens room if there isn't a short urinal I get splashback (Damn it x( ). I wonder if this is a common problem and what techniques any of you may use to avoid this. And, if this is a common problem then why in the hell are there so many restrooms that are built like every man is tall with a short dick ! :wow:
|W|P|111224395239432633|W|P|I am - Large Penis Support Group Post of the Day|W|P|3/30/2005 11:36:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I may not be deaf, but I know all about it. After the prison days, I was put into some pretty fucking annoying community service programs. One of them was washing deaf people. I am not sure why they would have a convict rubbing down these dirty little deaf people, but they did, and I lived to tell about it. After that experience I realized that deaf people have needs too, I mean I fucked 5 of them, and they were pretty good. I guess the only really issue I had was the squawking noises they made when they would cum. Who am I kidding, I lack all skills needed to make a woman cum. I know...who said I was fucking women.... but sorry to break it to you, but that's just how I roll.... Visit DeafPeopleMeet |W|P|111224388754261227|W|P|I am - Deaf People Personals|W|P|3/30/2005 11:35:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|I consider myself to be an exceptionally well endowed man. I guess you will never know if I am telling the truth or not, because you will never see me, but for the sake of this post, believe it. I like to look sexy whenever I can, so finding a bathing suit site that had micro bikini bottoms for men was just what I needed. My favorite is the sheer fabric, because it's like wearing nothing at all, and I love showing off my beautiful cock. If you are liking this post more than you should...you're a homo. More pics after the jump homo |W|P|111224376634387669|W|P|I am - Gay Bathing Suits|W|P|4/01/2005 11:56:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|W00t!4/01/2005 08:15:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Why does the black guy have the smallest package?3/30/2005 11:33:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Who cares if she is pregnant, she still disgusts me, and if you think about it she should be knocked up by now. She is white trash and trash is usually reproducing by the time they are 14, they call it period year. Good work spreading your legs Brit, I am sure you were okay before the cheetos made you a slob. More Pics After the Jump |W|P|111224369664326196|W|P|I am - Britney Spears Maternity Clothes|W|P|3/31/2005 12:02:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|damn, what happened?3/31/2005 09:45:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Dirty Sanchez|W|P|That piece a worthless shit she married, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!3/31/2005 10:12:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|She sure has that white trash look down, please let her just be fat and not pregnant with a Federline fucker.3/31/2005 12:25:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|She looks like she's living out the movie "Monster"3/31/2005 03:52:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|everthing has a shelf life. a tiny window of ultimate yumminess... farrah fawcett had it in the 70's. tawny kitaen had it in the 80's. britney? her brief time was between about 16-19. now she's the equivalent of expired milk -- smelly, chunky and gag-inducing.3/31/2005 03:52:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|everthing has a shelf life. a tiny window of ultimate yumminess... farrah fawcett had it in the 70's. tawny kitaen had it in the 80's. britney? her brief time was between about 16-19. now she's the equivalent of expired milk -- smelly, chunky and gag-inducing.3/31/2005 03:52:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|everthing has a shelf life. a tiny window of ultimate yumminess... farrah fawcett had it in the 70's. tawny kitaen had it in the 80's. britney? her brief time was between about 16-19. now she's the equivalent of expired milk -- smelly, chunky and gag-inducing.3/31/2005 03:53:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|wasn't me... damn apache tomcat error page posted 3x.3/30/2005 11:33:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| These doll people are crazy, they fuck the shit out of their sex dolls, they fucking bite off their slutty nipples, and after the heat of the moment they say to themselves "shit...why did I rip off her tit". The answer to that question is simple. You are a freak, and ripping the tits off your doll is the least of your worries....
I need to repaint the nipple area of my doll. The entire area is starting to peel. Can someone provide a concise method of doing this? I'm only interested in painting or somehow repairing the original factory work, no casting, etc.
|W|P|111224360349087747|W|P|I am - Dollforum Post of the Day|W|P|3/30/2005 11:32:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| You have small balls. You don't know what you should do to fix the ailment. You want to rock out with the biggest fucking bulge, but you can't because your testicles haven't dropped. This is where the ball stretcher comes into play. It's not going to give you bigger balls, but it will let the little balls you have hang down to your motherfucking knee. Rumor has it that that's what the bitches are into...
Weights for Ball Stretcher These ball stretcher/weights provide sensual feel, exotic looks, erotic bondage possibilities and are also for gradually stretching the scrotum. Whatever your desire concerning this toy, this chrome-plated brass stretcher is unusually high in quality and is an advanced design with the following special features and advantages: Unlike some metal ball stretchers, this one separates so it can be closed around the balls, instead of having to pull the balls through the opening. This allows the stretcher opening to be smaller, which in turn allows the ball stretching ring to be thicker (and heavier). The smaller opening also means that most men will not be able to remove the stretcher without opening it. And it is much less likely to 'pop' off. The stretcher is opened and closed using bolts which can only be screwed/unscrewed with an included standard-sized allen wrench. If the wearer doesn't have an allen wrench, the ring is effectively locked on. Both stretching and bondage possibilities are enhanced by the optional addition of two eyebolts (included), one on either side of the stretcher. The bolts can be used to attach weights, cuffs, ropes, locks, etc. (But remember to be gentle with the balls when exploring the possibilities.) Is designed to be used with the optional ball crusher attachment below.
|W|P|111224357014861213|W|P|I am - Ball Stretcher|W|P|3/31/2005 12:50:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Who the F%@* likes balls that hang? I'm a whore and I can say that's gross!4/05/2005 12:45:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Paravox|W|P|So the whores don't like 'em, huh?

Hypothetically, if someone has used the stretcher, does anyone know how to reverse the effects?3/30/2005 11:31:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I am not actually her pants and why would I want to be. I have seen this girl fuck, and it's about as interesting as watching a Bridge Tournament at an old folks home. I know all you people reading this are like "why post Paris, she's so played out" and you need to know, I totally agree. I normally never fuck the same pussy twice and in this situation, she's been seen, what more use does she have. I guess getting cum on her tits was the most compromising position she could have been caught in, other than taking a shit, which would have been more exciting to watch. Point of the story is - Here's Paris. |W|P|111224353376668079|W|P|I am - Paris Hilton's Pants|W|P|3/31/2005 08:41:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|WTF! she has a PSP!?3/31/2005 05:58:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Think about how fucking hot you have to be to wear that kinda shit. I'm gonna have to go watch her movie again.4/03/2005 03:13:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|lol looks like a dog necklace in 2nd pic. yep as long as ya hot u can do fuckin everythin,but she aint hot so im confused she has to be nuts then. :P5/03/2005 11:00:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i like the oulfit, it's unique (minus the promo for her sisters clothing line)3/30/2005 11:28:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Dude, we are all gonna die, whether you want to admit it or not. It's the way life works, and when you do die, you should be burried in style. When researching a casket to get burried in, I came across Art Caskets. These motherfucker's got it going on, with decorated exteriors and full color images that reflect the life of the deceased. I know mine would consist of nip slips, sex toys, liquor and pre-teen girls on trampolines...This is probably the classiest way to go down...and I am not talking about mouth to pussy going down, pervert. More caskets after the jump |W|P|111224344623250818|W|P|I am - Art Caskets|W|P|3/30/2005 11:25:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| This has to be one of the best movies ever made. Think about it, girls in school uniforms fighting crime. It's like a wet dream, only a little less wet.
Synopsis: Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission - to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.
Here are some clips from the movie: Who is Lucy? Lucy infiltrated You're the Lamb Romantic gift from a drug bust in Malaysia D.E.B.S. TRAILER |W|P|111224328892503358|W|P|I am - Clips from D.E.B.S|W|P|3/31/2005 02:26:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|These girls are HOTT! I caught this movie over the weekend and it was pretty good.

I really liked the soundtrack...it features classics from The Cure and New Order and also more obscure artists like Goldfrapp and Jessy Moss.

Check it out on iTunes: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=48264189

And also here: http://www.lakeshore-records.com/debs/3/31/2005 02:31:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|These girls are HOTT! I caught this movie over the weekend and it was pretty good.

I really liked the soundtrack...it features classics from The Cure and New Order and also more obscure artists like Goldfrapp and Jessy Moss.

Check it out on iTunes: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=48264189

And also here: http://www.lakeshore-records.com/debs/3/28/2005 12:42:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| This is the t-shirt of the day. I chose it because it has a naked woman on it. In case you haven't noticed, I like shirts with naked ladies on them. The butterflies make it pretty gay, but I remember being a little boy chasing after butterflies, running through the tall grass with nothing but a net and smiles, lots of smiles,so many smiles... wait a minute, that wasn't my childhood, that was a commercial for laundry detergent...My childhood was spent being beaten, mistreated, and sexually abused. Thanks for the memories you stupid fucking t-shirt. |W|P|111203179329982276|W|P|I am - T-Shirt Of The Day|W|P|3/28/2005 04:19:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|how come theres no links to where you can get the t-shirts from?3/30/2005 10:46:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i agree. can we get some links?3/31/2005 09:55:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Yeah, Daddy... where's my link at?3/28/2005 12:36:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Happy Easter - Kiss a Bunny. |W|P|111203140898125943|W|P|I am - Street Art of the Day|W|P|3/28/2005 12:34:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I don't fully grasp the idea behind this website, but decided to make a post about it anyway. I am mexican,the theme is the story of our lives. The Mexicans are always the mulleted motherfuckers at the beach eating sausage in a speedo. This is what they have to say about their site:
This website is dedicated to the celebration of the age old traditions of speedos, sausage, and mullets. There are a lot of websites out there today that highlight one of these three fabled traditions, but this website is dedicated to the celebration of the coexistence of all three. This is not a pornography or a gay website, so if that is what you are looking for, please exit now. This is for your enjoyment and pleasure only. The strapping young men, sausages, and mullets contained in the pictures on this website are all real, straight, and have not been digitally altered.
It looks pretty gay to me....VIST THE SITE HERE |W|P|111203135795418464|W|P|I am - Speedo-Sausage- Mullet|W|P|3/28/2005 12:29:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| J-Lo is not hot. She never deserved the attention she got over the last 5 years. She is completely over-rated so it is nice to find pictures of her trying to shove her baby back into the factory. I know all you internet perverts are going to freak out and say she's the hottest shit. I am ready for it.... UPDATE: THIS IS NOT J-LO, I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE AN EXPERT |W|P|111203108390534311|W|P|I am - J-Lo has to Shit|W|P|3/28/2005 02:42:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|ummm, that's not j-lo, thats the chick from Lost, evangeline lilly.3/29/2005 10:07:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This would of been perfect confirmation of a story thats been circulating about J-Lo accidently shittin on Ben during sex. A tech left Bens mic on while he and JLo had an intimate conversation in his trailer. J-Lo has I.B.S.3/31/2005 02:40:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|That actually IS J-Lo. There are more pics from that event to prove it.4/01/2005 01:27:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Zachary|W|P|I.B.S or anal either way its sexy4/02/2005 07:33:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Who gives damn if shes overrated, I'll bang that juicy round 'A' any-anytime.4/02/2005 07:45:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|thats def not J.Lo but i'd still bone3/26/2005 11:23:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Dude, she's from the 70's show, she started on that show when she was 10 years old. All you fuckers thought she was hot, how do you feel now, pedophile. She was also engaged to Culkin, but I think that had more to do with his hipster drug flow, than his boyish good looks. I remember when Home Alone first hit the scene, that shit ruined his life, but made us all better people.... By the way - Jesus Martinez is back - I was out on a Drug binge, you know how we do. |W|P|111086063200253068|W|P|I am - Mila Kunis|W|P|3/26/2005 01:40:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|dude, she started on that 70's show at 15, not 10.3/26/2005 01:50:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|ANONYMOUS IS A PEDOPHILE!3/26/2005 03:17:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|So are you, moron, why else would you be running this site?3/26/2005 03:25:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Don't worry Jesus, I still love you.3/26/2005 05:47:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|14 and up is legal in Canada.

-Not Anonymous3/27/2005 12:12:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|That show is for f-ing morons but she looks quite delicious.3/27/2005 03:03:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|She only been hot for the past two seasons/years.3/28/2005 10:29:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Howard Martin|W|P|I may be a pedophile but I like the 70s show and I'm not a moron.3/29/2005 02:00:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Team Fuck|W|P|I like that 70's show.

but for donna's mom.3/26/2005 09:43:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Teen heartthrob turned crack addict. Sad story for those who care, for people like me, who think crack smoking is funny, the Haim True Hollywood story is nothing but laughs..... Biography Name: Corey Ian Haim Born: December 23, 1971 - Toronto, Ontario Hair Color: Sandy Brown Eye Color: Blue A Favorite Actress: Cybill Shepherd A Favorite Actor: James Dean A Favorite Food: Pizza! A Personal Ambition: To win an Academy Award A Quote: "There's no point in making bad movies. That is not my desire." Corey Haim Guestbook Entries - After The Jump
Name: Mr sprawl E-Mail: zib@hotbot.com Homepage Title: Youz got a nice pair of lips Corey Location: Prison Comments: I love staring at your photos, while i stand there nude, slackjawed and stroking my veiny shlong. too bad you cant be as good at michael jackson dance moves as feldman.
Name: Craig E-Mail: craigin2000@hotmail.com Location: Australia Comments: Corey, I cant beleive you are selling your tooth on ebay for $US75. That's not even goingt to get you a couple of lines dude.
Name: Amber Jarvis Location: Virginia beach Comments: I'm glad that I found this web site now I can keep up on his new movies. To the two guys from London, chill out!!! yeah! It would be nice to be famous but regular life is not so bad. I'm just glad to see that Corey Haim is still making movies and that he stills looks good.
Name: nicolette hinton Location: dallas texas Comments: "If I ever met Corey Haim in the late 80's I probably would have raped him. Ever since The Lost Boy's I have had the biggest crush on Corey Haim. In the rollerboy movie I thought I was going to die he was so hot. I wish I could met him. Love Nicolette hinton
Name: Jessica Stoner E-Mail: Stoner_Kat@hotmail.com Location: LaCygne,Kansas (The Land Of OZ) Comments: I love Corey. I am only 16 but I have loved him since before I was old enough to talk and I will love him even after I am too old to talk. He's the shit! Love, Stoner
Name: anita E-Mail: anita8@gmx.de Location: germany Comments: Hey corey ! when I was 16 years old I was very fanatic to see see you in all your films !! please never give up ,continue with your dream beeing a actor in great films ,forget all insults and people who only like you when your a famos star ,all fake !!! I believe in you ! ciao ,best wishes from Germany ! anita
Name: Lizzie E-Mail: misslizzie@caiway.nl Location: The Netherlands Comments: I really had my hole bedroom loaded with 'Corey Haim' stuff when i was a teenager! I was crazy in love :-) Nice to get back that 'fluffy' feeling in my stomach for a while...
|W|P|110955870274520487|W|P|I am - Corey Haim Guestbook Entries|W|P|3/31/2005 09:53:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Dirty Sanchez|W|P|He looks like Jessica Simpson's bitch/husband...4/25/2005 02:11:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|LOSER!!!!9/26/2005 08:44:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Clifford|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Funny Pictures - nice work. I've just started my own Funny Pictures Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by3/26/2005 05:21:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Girls Aloud is some next level spice girl shit. It's just the way shit goes down in the UK. Lucky for us, society is making a nice push into nip slips and upskirts. It's trendy. I am telling you celebs talk and compare this shit. Don't get me wrong, I am in no way saying that Cheryl Tweedy is a celeb- I really never heard of her before.... Upskirt pic after the jump..... |W|P|110783654852346932|W|P|I am - Cheryl Tweedy Upskirt|W|P|3/26/2005 03:56:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Hi girls....so I was rocking the Large Penis Support Group message board, because I felt like hanging with some fellow big penis men. It's the normal thing to do. You know, whenever you're feeling a little insecure about your huge penis, you have to decide whether to take off your pants in public places to announce how beautiful and large you are, or to take it to the internet. Today's Message Board Post is after the jump, and it's a compilation of a few posts I laughed at....so you will laugh too...
Where do you like cumming? I love cumming in the missionary position, and that's usually how we end up, even if we've started with her on top. That's how I feel most relaxed. I love being deep inside her when I come, slowing down my thrusts and just letting that beautiful orgasm take a hold of me until I'm shooting deep inside her. There's nothing I love more than a long, intense orgasm. :loveya: How big are you soft? How big are you soft? I mean all the time? I am 5 1/2 inches soft all the time...Lots of foreskin and when I am hard it gets to about nine inches with still lots of skin. So any of you guys hung soft over 5 inches? I have'nt seen too many around my gym? Thanks Latinoboy9 Soft Cocks Turn Me On! I am very large soft, but I find I am also really turned on by other large soft cocks. Don't know about other guys here. I work in tv production in London and I've posted a couple of times in the Celebrity Endowments section about a guy I have seen who's come in for interview. A young English politician called Damian Hockney. I watched him having a piss out of a soft cock which was about a foot long. He lobbed it out and stood right back and I just couldn't believe it. I cannot tell you how much this turned me on as it was way the biggest soft cock I ever saw. Other guys have also witnessed this monster in the raw and they too have had heart stopping experiences. A big soft cock has huge advantages I'd say as it really makes you stop and think about sex whether you want to or not! Why do I have a 14 inch penis? I can't stand having a dick this big,I can't even penetrate my girlfriend well. What should I do? Get surgery or something? Help me please. any ideas?I can't have sex at all guys,my girl's always in pain when I penetrate her. I'm 19,my penis is a bit over 2 inches wide,it doesn't usually get so hard...please tell me anything that could help me penetrate my girlfriend. I'm a freak of nature who only has friends because of his big dick. When my dick's erect it doesn't go up it stays down as if I was flaccid,it's like 3-4 inches from my knee. When I was in highschool I used to show off my dick to girls and guys but I never got laid there because I'm not your Brad Pitt type of guy even though I had a enormeous penis. Now that I finally have a girlfriend who I love,I can't have sex with her. I think I'm gonna do some kind of show or tv program and get myself some money and then have a surgery. But untill then do you guys have any advice.
|W|P|111040194182698014|W|P|I am - Large Penis Support Group Message of the Day|W|P|3/26/2005 01:43:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Mainstream or not, this shirt is hot. I don't care if they sell the motherfucker at Urban Outfitters or not, the point is simple when something is nice, it best be recognized. That's what I used to tell my fat wife while I was watching the girls practicing their gymnastic routine....my wife got mad that they got me hard and she couldn't. Mother's are often jealous of their girls...at least that's what I have noticed.... |W|P|111186276644774646|W|P|I am - T-Shirt of the Day|W|P|3/25/2005 05:29:00 p.m.|W|P|loulou|W|P|Are we predisposed to pick men like our fathers? It is true that the first man we ever meet is our father. Does this first encounter set a model for us to template our standards? Can we ever break the cycle? Especially when we don’t get along with them? We are taught as western women, to go out and find the men that suits us best and make a life. Shouldn’t we be enough for ourselves? It is true that our existence would not be without procreation. If procreation is what propels us forward, why is it important to find the “perfect mate” to do it with? Why not pick a mate that has favorable physical attributes, or resources to support a family, or qualities that are conducive of survival. Why pick a mate that makes you happy, or makes you laugh, or even listens to same music as you do? In the end these qualities actually have no bearing on the creation of an offspring or their survival for that matter. Maybe choosing men like our fathers is the easiest way for us to negotiate ourselves in this world of possible mates. We try to find what is familiar. It has been suggested that before even we search for what is familiar, we search for ourselves in the crowd. Because nothing is more familiar than ourselves. And nothing is more safe. |W|P|111179022829983900|W|P|I am- BReAk Up GiRL|W|P|3/23/2005 06:22:00 p.m.|W|P|Team Fuck|W|P| Today I received an email containing pictures of this girl. I have never met her before in my life, but I think that I love her. I used to think that girls who went to rock shows and got thier tits signed by the band were trashy whores. But, after this, I realize that there is somthing strangly satisfying about having you brand on some bitches tits and ass. I could of easily kept these pictures for myself, but when Team Fuck started, the whole idea behind it was to be the buffer between the general public, and rockstar-ism. I know these pictures are pretty PG-13, but they have somthing most tittie pictures dont. Chance. The chance that you will run into one of these girls on the bus, at a club, or in the office. And really, lets be honest, what's hotter that meeting a girl AFTER you have already seen her half naked on the internet. Not too much.... More Pics after the Jump |W|P|111162144617477934|W|P|I am - Team Fuck Does Product Placement|W|P|3/24/2005 02:37:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Nice tits, but that chick has a zit on her ass. Nasty.3/24/2005 01:30:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|and some kinda pus stain on her green top.3/24/2005 03:00:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Team Fuck|W|P|haha i saw the puss stain, i forgot to comment on it.

however, i dont see the zit, but i also have a shitty monitor.3/24/2005 07:32:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger MrBozack|W|P|the puss stain could be beer spill

or maybe she can't hold her load3/25/2005 12:19:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Hasn't anyone noticed the necklace, Kaylee, only strippers and sluts have that name, much like Amber or Jasmine.3/25/2005 01:33:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I once knew a chick named Jasmine and she wasn't a stripper, she did like to work on a pole though.3/25/2005 02:40:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|yea yea, great tits. did you drunken stepfuggers fall asleep in your vomit again? wasssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?3/30/2005 06:48:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The tits do not belong to the check with the puss stain.3/23/2005 02:33:00 a.m.|W|P|Mojo McPherson|W|P|One more reason to go to university. Does this professor think anyone doesnt know the game? Are we supposed to believe that this is an 'academic' study? Ha Ha HA. I love it, pay users to take drugs... its like no one's ever heard of the term viscious circle! "Dr. Marco Leyton has done just that. Last winter, he placed ads in local newspapers asking for men aged 18-40 who had used cocaine in the past year to participate in a study that would involve four 24-hour hospital stays, an interview, the ingestion of protein drinks, and the administration of cocaine. Leyton explained that the primary goal of the study was to identify treatments that can reduce cocaine cravings and cocaine-induced highs." Full Story Nothing After |W|P|111143723408279228|W|P|I am - Coked Out Students|W|P|3/22/2005 08:52:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn't so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it's a rash, I think it's a yeast infection but my cousin says it's her fetus trying to escape the womb and she's pushing the motherfucker back in. More Pics after the jump. |W|P|111149957414723748|W|P|I am - Britney's Got A Rash|W|P|3/22/2005 10:39:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.3/22/2005 04:06:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Britney diggin in her crack, mmm, stinky fingers, I love it. I'm curious about the seven or so feet of yellow ribbion tied around her neck and the eskimo boots. where the fuck is she headed?3/22/2005 09:37:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Beo|W|P|Nice site man. I love the content!3/22/2005 11:06:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger MrBozack|W|P|My theory on the ass itch is dried up jizz making the zit-faced slut's hemmorhoids flare up. Does not change the fact that I would gladly go down on her after a three hour dance routine and six steaming taco bell shits.3/23/2005 12:43:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger elexalto|W|P|What is she doing hanging out in a McDonalds kitchen? Needs the spuds fresh from the fryer?3/23/2005 05:57:00 p.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Those titties look like they wanna come out, should come out, they need airing.3/22/2005 08:51:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| You know how I feel about these sex doll people. I find them insanely weird and it makes me uncomfortable in everyday life not knowing who actually has one of these in their closet. I think people with sex dolls need to bring their dolls out with them shopping and shit. I think it would make my day that much more interesting. When this sex act becomes socially accepted, I will be happy with all the laughs it brings. Today's post is simple, it's a picture so click the link and you will see how strange this dollfuckers are.
Well, I knew it would happen if I neglected her for too long I came in after work, and found her posing (by herself) PICTURE
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