11/30/2004 02:36:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Today's Gospel is : "Spam can turn you on, so stop blocking your Spam" This is Why |W|P|110184349346645839|W|P|I am - The Messiah|W|P|11/30/2004 02:15:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Sperm is today's word.... Japanese Sperm Sperm Bank Lovely Couple Man With A Can Appetizers |W|P|110184279206305990|W|P|I am - Google Images|W|P|4/05/2005 01:24:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.11/30/2004 02:00:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|From the beautiful people at Get Waisted Check it out for yourself if you don't believe that a HIGH PROFILE blog would write a blurb on the drunken stepfather.... Jesus Martinez - The Fresh Maker Jesus Martinez is a ex-mexican national who escaped mexico to work in the booming california service industry. After living a life of oppression in the mexican mainland, Jesus moved to california to clean toilets for tech millionaires in Palo Alto, Ca. Bored with the lameness of where he lived and an exhorbitant blue collar salary, Jesus developed a drinking problem. He met a mexican women who had 3 children, Alejandro, Manuel & Rodrigo. He married her and became...DrunkenStepfather. From the confines of house arrest, Jesus works day and night on his Blog to bring us celebrity gossip and insightful commentary on life as a railroad man. He is the bringer of all that is dirrty...kinda like an internet mudflap! |W|P|110184156071932139|W|P|I am - Internet Mudflap|W|P|4/05/2005 01:25:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.11/30/2004 01:52:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|I sent this link around the office about 2-3 months ago... It's before and after shots of vaginal reduction surgery I have always been a fan of the coinslot I have always been intimidated by the floppy ones, the beefy ones.. does that make me gay - or does that make me a pedophile? I have be battling this for many years... These links were on Fleshbot And brought back memories of the day my co-workers knew i was a pervert Pics 1 of vaginalplasty Pics 2 of labiaplasty I couldn't tell you the difference between operations and I don't care all that much...as i get older I realize that any poon is good poon... |W|P|110184111150693987|W|P|I am - Vaginal Reduction Surgery|W|P|11/30/2004 01:19:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|And I want to eat your babies: Picture: |W|P|110183520105258046|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson|W|P|4/05/2005 01:26:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.9/26/2005 05:55:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Clifford|W|P|Wow - you're blog is full of good info. It's getting hard to find blogs with useful content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have just started my Latest Funny Pictures News blog and would really appreciate you coming by - thanks again11/30/2004 01:04:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Sheryl Crow is dating a biker Not a cool drug dealing kind of biker who fucks hookers.. A fruity biker in fruity bicycle shorts biker. The biker is Lance Armstrong Lance is good and wins a lot Lance has one testicle Picture Here Lance and Sheryl make fuck Sheryl plays with his one testicle, I know, because I get invited to watch sometimes. I want to know if he has a prosthesis They do exist Perv |W|P|110183467068516948|W|P|I am - Tea Baggin'|W|P|11/30/2004 01:02:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|This is a weird story I found on WTFPeople.com Girl Gets her boyfriends to kill her mother because her mother calls her fat or something like that.... Story Here Police Report Here The girl's blog here She shops at Hot Topic, She listen s to Incubus, She eat's at Denny's. She would have been better off killing herself.... Oh more reason as to why she should kill herself: "Afterward though I went to Betsy's and played Dongeons and Dragons until 3:30am which totally kicked ass. I have a new character who has awesome stats, though I had to be a wizard which kinda sucks. It's funny becaus she's really petite, like 5ft and weights 96 pounds and has a sweet and innocent voice, but has a lot of piercings" I find people who kill other people really creepy, I guess that is a given... but I don't understand it and it really bothers me a lot... That's all I have to say on that. |W|P|110183884659513365|W|P|I am - Homicidal Honor Student|W|P|9/26/2005 10:03:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger emily|W|P|Your blog is great. It's hard to find blogs with good content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have a Funny Pictures Exposed if you want to come check it out.11/30/2004 11:53:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Georgie Parker is a celebrity - so I have been told by IMDB.com. I have never heard of her, but I don't really pay much attention to the celebrity scene unless they are naked somewhere.... Georgie (a man's name) launched a Sleepwear line... also known as Pajamas. I still have no idea who this woman is ... But here is a picture of her: Georgie Parker is in the middle and she scares me I would make a tranny joke, but trannies are cliche. Some Fat Dude from Harry Potter for the record I have never heard of this guy either, and I have never seen the harry potter movies. Guess what, I haven't seen lord of the rings either. Cunts |W|P|110183386393221278|W|P|I am - Australian Nobody|W|P|9/26/2005 06:20:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger amber|W|P|I appreciate your information on Funny Pictures. I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - I'd really appreciate it11/29/2004 11:45:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Weird |W|P|110178996742542002|W|P|I am - Weird Video|W|P|4/05/2005 01:27:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.9/26/2005 05:53:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Weedlet|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.11/29/2004 11:31:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Larry the Astronaut Larry the Communist Larry the Beard with the Leather Tie Larry the Pimp Larry the Graduate: |W|P|110178951459002151|W|P|I am - Google Images|W|P|11/29/2004 10:35:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: we had twins i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: can you handle it i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: asshole i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: or should i say - can your asshole handle it you sick fuck i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: or should i say a sick fuck involves a hand and your asshole... i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: Poppers make the heart grow fonder minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says: how abou8t matza fry i like matza fry i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: is that the pancake shit, it's got nothing on placenta i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: my mom used to make me eat placenta, every time she had another kid, we were poor, and the government gave us more money the more kids she had. I was the oldest of 14... She would make it for dinner. I guess that means I ate 13 placentas growing up. We couldn't afford milk, since she was always preggers, she would just make us all drink breast milk....maybe that is why I am the way I am... minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says: thats it!' i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: i love that shit minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says: i love it too minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says: knock me up, fatherfucker. i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: when we hook up... you can make that for me for breakfast after i show you a good time i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: I am getting you pregnant in january - just deciding on what position i want i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: we will call you The Chick With Aucular Herpes minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. hello. i am addicted to drunkenstepfather. says: i like knee breeches i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says: you can be on your knees... |W|P|110178620854166462|W|P|i am - Julia Roberts' Placenta says:|W|P|11/29/2004 09:59:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Lil Jon was a loser in high school He also didn't look human Now all the girls love him Because you are all a bunch of gold diggers and love celebrity cock. ok... maybe not all of you.... Lil Jon getting crunked |W|P|110178369591426906|W|P|I am - Celebrity|W|P|4/05/2005 01:29:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.1/24/2006 02:28:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Lolita.......|W|P|if i knew you i would STRANGLE you11/29/2004 09:50:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|I have never been to a wedding. Rumor is the bride's maids get all jealous and shit. There is only one cure to jealously... show that bride how much better you are than her... Let everyone know that married life suck and prove it by having a gangbang on her wedding night YOU are slutty bridesmaid. |W|P|110178312174742027|W|P|I am - Slutty Bride's Maid|W|P|4/05/2005 01:29:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.11/29/2004 09:42:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|But replace the word Jesus with Website - This is my new feature that will feature a new personal website It is always fun coming across a stranger's site, reading their bios, and their resumes, checking out their pictures...you know that everyone has a website, so here it is: You may remember Archie from his dad's memorial picture... but there is much more to Archie than a dead father. Check it out here Here is an exerpt from his short story, it was actually his only published story.... "All I need is a quiet, relaxing week-end. Wish I'd invited Jane up. We could have had some fun together, finally get to know each other better." Wes glanced at himself in the mirror as he talked. "You're not bad for 44. Single, well, in a month or so anyway, intelligent, and wealthy. What more would a woman want? These modern women want fun and money with no strings. Maybe I'll give Jane a call tomorrow morning. We'll make it a long week-end. After all, I am the boss." GOOD ONE ARCHIE, I am shocked you don't have more published work with such strong hooks! |W|P|110178298370304074|W|P|I am - Your Personal Jesus|W|P|4/05/2005 01:29:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger Daniel|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.11/29/2004 09:35:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|This new feature is a results page to a random search in google images: Today's word - Dad I was going through the dad pages and here is a memorial for a dead dad....a trucker dad...it is sad. |W|P|110178216463450217|W|P|I am - Google Images - Dad|W|P|4/05/2005 01:29:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.11/29/2004 09:32:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Paris Hilton fucked Collin Farrel. Who cares. I have already seen her naked...she's dead to me. Story Here |W|P|110178200796669340|W|P|I am - Paris Hilton's Cooter|W|P|4/05/2005 01:29:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.11/29/2004 05:31:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Fleshbot.com posted these pics of Britney. This could very well be a fake. But who cares either way I love bush, the pubic kind! |W|P|110176785362437986|W|P|I am - Bikini Waxer|W|P|9/26/2005 06:15:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Weedlet|W|P|I really liked the information on Funny Pictures, great job! I have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog if you would like to come and see what I have on mine.11/29/2004 03:02:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Here I didn't read it, and I doubt anyone is reading this, so Urkel, I know how you're feeling brother. I can't relate with this outfit, I got it off Fuggingitup. I think you looks like a pirate or robin hood i dig it where is your eye patch - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |W|P|110175879086817168|W|P|I am - Steve Urkel's Blog|W|P|11/29/2004 02:30:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|This is my new daily feature, where I write about a social commentary Today's social commentary is on... Celebrity Sex Tapes. It may be a publicity stunt, but who really cares, I get to watch famous people make fuck, so keep it up. Bam "Here I am " Margera is the latest sex tape My commentary: "She has implants and Fucks with her panties on, I haven't decided if that is cool or not yet" |W|P|110175739582968741|W|P|I am - Jesus' Gospel|W|P|11/29/2004 11:52:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|You are always being watched At any given time in the day someone may be taking pics of you This site is for the perverts who take advantage of technolgy and unsuspecting ladies This is voyeurism at it's best I never have the balls to do this shit But I do find it funny Get Mobile: |W|P|110174885270117361|W|P|I am - Camera Phone|W|P|11/29/2004 11:25:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Jordan Capri Internet Teen Naked Model I don't need to know much more about her, like where she is from, and what her interests are because I have already seen her naked. She currently doesn't have an major deformities, but we will soon find out that she is an amputee, or a post-op New Kid on the Block. Here is her striptease video Notice the airbrush shirt that say "Delicious" ... that is classy, they sell those at flea markets to fat black kids. Jordan Capri is Urban! |W|P|110174606940705038|W|P|I am - Jordan Knight|W|P|11/29/2004 10:50:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Yeah - I was tempted to contact this chick, but then I thought to myself she's nothing special. all girls like rear love. Today...girls need to lose their virginity at the age of 15, otherwise they are considered losers. By the age of 16 they have already gone to Oral Sex Parties, dude - I watch Oprah. By 17 they are already taking it up the ass...it is the best contraceptive and it brings back memories of the first incest porn I ever saw called "Sharon". It was about a daughter and father's love affair in Georgia and another daughter's jealousy. Leroy, the bowling partner, was forced to "put it in her shit shoot" because Pa didn't want his daughter having any "bastard babies"... Other lines from the movie that are etched in my brain are: "the juice that made you going back in you" and "you sure didn't learn this from your mother" this movie make be the reason I am the way i am today.... My blog title has nothing to do with this blog entry, but I am new to this. For lovers of Old Hobos and Railroad men - Click here |W|P|110174492603112130|W|P|I am - Hobosexual|W|P|9/26/2005 05:52:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Jessy|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.11/25/2004 10:59:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|I was reading TheSuperficial.com and came across this !! I always knew this horse-headed starlet was ugly. I always knew she had horrible taste. I always hated the fact that she was a raver, and above all I hated her "hardcore" image. Dude, she's a fuckin popstar, it's not like she's a gangsta rapper. Point of the story is that Pink has a beer belly... more importantly is that Pink's name is Pink.. does anyone else see a problem with that? |W|P|110139846030608694|W|P|I am - Not Wearing a Bra|W|P|1/07/2005 08:10:00 a.m.|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|She should wear a bra though...9/26/2005 05:47:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Clifford|W|P|Your blog is great. It's hard to find blogs with good content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have a Funny Pictures Exposed if you want to come check it out.11/25/2004 10:33:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Tinnitis is the constant ringing in your ear. I often feel that annoying. But I continue to bring it.... These people have taught me the art of female ejaculation.... Did you know that all women are "capable of female ejaculation" and "Female ejaculation is very real, and scientific studies that are reviewed in my book & video The Art of Female Ejaculation document that it is not pee, but rather similar to prostate fluid which comes from the Skenes glands." I didn't realize the word "pee" was the scientific term for urine. Tinnitis says that this blog is too sexual, too perverted. I am going to go find things that don't involve genitals or brazilian farting. Maybe I will write a song, or a poem or a monologue. Maybe I will write journal entries about my daily activities or my opinion on worldly things and social commentary. Maybe I should take advantage of the internet and use it as my "voice"...maybe I would if I didn't hate those kind of people. I don't care what you think, just as much as you don't care what I think. In the meantime, if you wanna see the Holistic Wisdom people in Action click this link |W|P|110139763255994027|W|P|I am - Tinnitis|W|P|11/25/2004 10:25:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|"2 hours of daily treatment for 12 months will give the same final result as 12 hours daily for 2 months. You can also take a break for a period of time without diminishing the final result. Refraining from using the FastSize-Extender does not result in “losing” part of the enlargement already gained." Fuck that - I plan on buying one of these and rocking it for 24 hours a day. I think it would look great under a nice pair of jogging pants. If you don't believe me read the testimonials: Here is what Ray had to say: "I ordered and have been wearing the FS-Extender since January 24/99 I am sure you will like this one! In the 17 days that I have had the device, I have only been able to wear it 54.5 hours (because of the above problems). Some days I have not worn it at all because the head of the penis is sore from previous wearing. However, there is a DRAMATIC size difference. In flaccid state, there has been an increase of 4.5 - 5.0 cm which does not diminish. In addition, there has been an increase in girth about equal to girth when erect before starting your treatment. This does not go away and is not swelling. I am keeping very detailed records on an electronic spread sheet, with daily notes. I would appreciate your feedback and advice as soon as possible. I started using the Extender on Jan. 24/99, today is Mar. 25/99 Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Jan. 24/03: 5 cm Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Mar. 25/03: 9 cm Much thanks!Ray, Florida " No Ray, Thank you.... |W|P|110139676870283453|W|P|I am - Feeling "THIS" Big|W|P|9/26/2005 05:46:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger paige|W|P|I appreciate your information on Funny Pictures. I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - I'd really appreciate it11/25/2004 10:17:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Did you pick me in the Gift Exchange Are you going to buy me that? That would be awkward...... I don't like the cock-head between the tits. it kinda fucks me up like if i am making sweet fuck to that will i be getting off to the plastic poon, the boobs or the cock head? great way to psychologically fuck me up, you bisexual demon! |W|P|110139629099949074|W|P|I am - Sex Toy|W|P|11/24/2004 08:53:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|There is a site called Alexanderthemovie.com There is a site called Alexanderthebook.com I want a site called Alexandertheblog.com, actually I don't, I was just talking craziness. Speaking of Alexander, rumor is he was bi-sexual. Another politcal figure with a love for the cock was Arafat (he died of Aids- true story) I don't give a shit about politics - I am all about this Brazilian Farting shit This is some hard-hitting blogging, Keep it cocked and loaded fools |W|P|110134788604540793|W|P|I am - Alexander the Blog|W|P|11/24/2004 11:37:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Finding out my internet girlfriend was part horse was a traumatic experience. I had been pimpin Kate out to everyone I knew, I was like "yo, this girl's got it going on"...but she had to have a flaw, and this isn't just any flaw, like Herpes or some shit, this is for real. This is like taking a girl out on a bunch of dates, letting her give you head a bunch of times and when it comes to going down on her, you find out she's got a dick. Don't get me wrong - I would still do kate, but now I don't have to show her any respect. I thought it would be a whole ordeal getting into her pants, like having to wine and dine her, but with freakdom comes insecurity. Kate... I own you. I was reading Fleshbot, and came across something that may interest my friend Jo(h)n the buckle guy. I think he is right, buckles are really getting popular and they do make people look at your crotch. Buckleroos.com If this post has too many links in it...deal with it. How do you make the links open in another window? |W|P|110131636411562303|W|P|I am - Petting The Pony|W|P|11/24/2004 07:47:00 p.m.|W|P|Blogger Johnny Mack Brown|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.10/01/2005 12:08:00 a.m.|W|P|Blogger NewhampshireMan12|W|P|Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a oral herpes symptom site/blog. It pretty much covers oral herpes symptom related stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)11/24/2004 01:57:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|i am - celebrity says: i will send all my loving to your fat ass mariana says: huh? i am - celebrity says: i know you are fat mariana says: i bet you are. mariana says: you do nothing but sit around all day in front of your computer begging people to send you naked pictures of theirs mariana says: no wonder. i am - celebrity says: i dont want your naked pics i am - celebrity says: it was a joke i dont like lookin at naked fat girls mariana says: you're pathetic. i am - celebrity says: the big tits are alright - i guess |W|P|110127596054836364|W|P|I am - Trying to See You Naked|W|P|11/24/2004 01:39:00 a.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|i am - Jesus Martinez says: i said adam is a jewish name i am - Jesus Martinez says: i thought you only dated black dudes, like I only date big breasted, tight bodied dudes. Adam's Girl says: well ur a fool bye i am - Jesus Martinez says: dude you are a little over fucking sensitive Adam's Girl says: u have issues for real Adam's Girl says: what is his name is supposed to be? i am - Jesus Martinez says: they aren't issues, his name should be Jamal i am - Jesus Martinez says: or Click Click Ugamo Click Adam's Girl says: ur a fucking loser dotn talk to me anymore i am - Jesus Martinez says: the swahili shit sounds awesome in person.. typing it out sucked i am - Jesus Martinez says: by the way the click is written like this !!ugamo! you take things was too seriously Adam's Girl says: fuck off seroiusly i am - Jesus Martinez says: relax - seriously, maybe !!Ugamo! should run you a nice warm bath, baby. |W|P|110127542280328820|W|P|I am - Not a Black Name|W|P|11/23/2004 11:30:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|There once was a homo named Jon - he insisted on spelling his name with an "H".... He started a blog the same day as me.... Mine will be way better, but unlike him I don't sit around trying to be funny all day... If his posts are dull, let me know and I will totally drop him as a friend. His girlfriend is a model for wedding catalogs. He has yet to send me naked pictures of her. Thanks Jon |W|P|110127117053037203|W|P|I am - Cooking With Cum |W|P|11/23/2004 11:22:00 p.m.|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants: I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather. I will show you things that you will like... I will help you become a better person... We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all. It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather. Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends. I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material. |W|P|110127049959711129|W|P|I am - Drunken Stepfather|W|P|