10/31/2005 12:49:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I am not so into laughing, I find it annoying and making people laugh may be something that happens every once in a while, when people aren't too disgusted with what I say and that is fine. I'd rather you laugh than me. If you are wondering where I am going with this, it's just that one thing that always makes me laugh is when I look at a couple and imagine how they fuck. In this case it's Avril and Sum 41. They are both Canadian so you can only assume they fuck like eskimos, but I am really more into knowing what her pussy smells like, does bitch maintain the bush, does she take it up the ass, does he take it up the ass and does he cums all over her face saying things like "I own you bitch". The reason this makes me laugh, is cuz what happens behind closed doors is always way more entertaining than they shit they let us see, photograph and post on the internet. We will never know what makes Avril cum, but we do know that you haven't cum with anyone but maybe a buddy watching porn on a friday night after a long game of Warcraft or whatever you losers who live in your mom's basement while never getting pussy play....that's my story.
|W|P|113073984020657919|W|P|I am - Avril and Sum 41 in Love|W|P|10/31/2005 08:29:00 PM|W|P|JB|W|P|Avril is one nasty rat looking chick.10/31/2005 09:24:00 PM|W|P|jerusx|W|P|i got a pass for her site very sheap from
http://s3lem.info/xpass/11/07/2005 06:12:00 PM|W|P|yogi|W|P|this site link didn't work
http://s3lem.info/xpass/12/11/2005 04:31:00 AM|W|P|pheromones oil|W|P|can i get more info?10/31/2005 12:40:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
There are girls out there who always need a boyfriend. The bitches hate themselves so fucking much that the need to constant affection that only comes from another man. Whenever they are single, their lives go to shit, they turn to partying and one night stands, that are usually unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and realistically, once you are in a relationship you only raw dog making its pretty easy to raw dog random men you pick up when drunk. So you end up with AIDS or herpes, and it's always a headache finding a dude with herpes to fill your gaping baby hole and dude's with AIDS are usually homo. Point of all this is to say that Paris always has a bf, despite the fact that she fucks like a lesbian pretending to like dick, we all know this from her video.
Either way, here are some pics of her and some billionaire heir at a pool all cuddling and shit. I always thought greek guys were into fucking little boys up the ass, I guess they see that little boys in Paris' dirty asshole.
Rumor on the street is that Da Werd is Jesus, discuss.
|W|P|113073745127824218|W|P|I am - Paris Loves Cock|W|P|10/31/2005 01:52:00 PM|W|P|horatio sanz|W|P|what a whore. i am going to gouge out her eyes and skull fuck her. that way, i can fuck her, kill her and avoid herpies.10/31/2005 08:28:00 PM|W|P|JB|W|P|Hahaha. Nice blog...11/04/2005 12:57:00 PM|W|P|nicolbred|W|P|she is such a nasty skank who begs for attention,and looks diseased10/31/2005 12:18:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I know what marriage is all about and shit's not like it is in the movies. You are not retarded in love and on E all the time, that shit's for the movies and for pussy whipped motherfuckers who eventually crack under pressure. So the media fucks up the world by tell us how things should be, making us all think how shit we are in comparisson, and spend a life time trying to mimic that shit. I am not cynical, I will just tell you that it never happens.
I do everything I can to do the opposite of the shit she would read in romance novels if she wasn't too lazy to read, the opposite of what happens on soap operas which she watches everyday cuz bitch is on disability and sits on her ass all day, opposite of every romanctic comedy where the couple is all cuddles and smiles all the disgusting time, all in effort to get my wife to stand up, sit in her mobilette (that's a government funded motor scooter for fat people), and drive the fuck away.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie "I'm Mexican" Prinze seem to be feelin' the way I'm feeling. A little "What the fuck did I do, and why do I have to wake up to your cunt face everyday". Let's hope they get divorced, their careers fall to shit, bitch develops a crack addiction and ends up working the strip club circuit. Not because I want to fuck her, but because I like other people's misery, and rock bottom just makes my life feel a little more tolerable.
|W|P|113073659165544868|W|P|I am - Sarah Michelle Gellar's Happy Marriage|W|P|10/31/2005 12:14:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Pre-pubescent tits are nature's way of telling us that a girl is almost ready to get knocked up like the dirty cunt that is carrying her dad's bastard baby, but this post isn't about 12 year old boobies or bastard babies, it's about the fact that this girl has a higher t-count (that's testosterone, motherfucker) meaning not only is her clit going to be the size of a 2 year old's penis when she is older, but also that I am build like a woman. The doctor claims that's the reason I can't get hard and they have shots to fix that shit, but I got too much pride to admit I am estrogen filled. I guess the interesting thing about all this is that in a few years this girl will be eating pussy, wearing leather vests and shaving her head while lookin for donor sperm to get her bitch knocked up so that they can live a normal lesbian life with a normal lesbian baby, just like Rosie O'Donnel did. Take this shit in, this is what a bull dyke looks like at 12. Can I get sued for this shit? Not if I say cuddles. CUDDLES.
|W|P|113073579453864202|W|P|I am - Tom Cruises' Daughter's Tits|W|P|10/31/2005 08:30:00 PM|W|P|JB|W|P|This post disturbs me.11/01/2005 03:40:00 AM|W|P|Patrick Bateman|W|P|As always...gracefully staggering along the line between genius and insanity.11/22/2005 09:14:00 AM|W|P|Damo Iz God|W|P|Fucking geniously sick as always.10/27/2005 01:27:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I love a girl that is built like a 12 year old boy, I am not anti-small tits, I am just anti pecs. Nothing more needs to be said about this.
More pics can be found at HollywoodTuna.com
|W|P|113039119941041239|W|P|I am - Hilary Duff's Chest|W|P|10/27/2005 04:03:00 AM|W|P|Skeet|W|P|id still hit it.10/27/2005 05:26:00 AM|W|P|toastycakes|W|P|so true on the pecks! I love tiny tits, but she's more adam brody than mischa barton!
I can't believe no one else has mentioned her ridiculously huge cameltoe in the other picture! It's so obivous, her dress might as well be poured on...
kinda hot-ish10/27/2005 10:54:00 AM|W|P|Edward|W|P|The rope around her neck must be for tying her up later and fucking her raw.10/28/2005 01:49:00 AM|W|P|t|W|P|I'd hit it but she'd break in two after about 12 seconds I think. shit, I might need that sister of hers at the same time to even get any feeling....girl needs to eat some of that food that Lindsay Lohan is passin' up.10/30/2005 05:38:00 AM|W|P|Mlo|W|P|Hola desde Spain
Check out my blog about celebrities y sus tonterias
De dónde eres???
Mariló10/30/2005 06:56:00 PM|W|P|TuckerMax|W|P|Jesus pass this shit on, its war mother fucker, me against my ex.
I posted her nudie pics for a Halloween present..10/27/2005 12:43:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Leelee Sobieski is down with brown and by brown I mean Indian, dots not feathers. That was an old fucking joke that my lady-friend in Miami told me, she's a dot so I am assuming that it's not racist to say. If you think it is I don't give a fuck because I hate you more than I hate other races: dots, feathers, tribal drum motherfuckers, packed subway car people and Mexicans included. My celebrity stalker lesbian friend went to some vegetarian and non-vegetarian Indian Restaurant(big surprise- a lesbian who doesn't eat meat, not another bad joke) and saw this picture of Leelee, who's name was completely butchered (I guess that's the hindu translation for "we've never heard of you, but someone told us you were famous, so we will put your picture on the wall and not bother spelling your name right, because you're not that famous),she was celebrating her birthday. I don't know about you losers who probably sit at home at your computer waiting for e-cards from your message board buddies while jerking off, but this motherfucker(me) likes to get fucked up and lap danced on, either way, Indian could be nice...Hey Rahji, get me another Nan Bread.
|W|P|113038893947992719|W|P|I am - Leelee Sobieski Likes Indian|W|P|10/27/2005 04:04:00 AM|W|P|Skeet|W|P|do you blame her?, look how sexy that indian is!10/27/2005 09:41:00 AM|W|P|erik16|W|P|i bet she shit her brains out right after that pic, ive had curry twice and almost shit my pants on both occasions10/28/2005 01:55:00 AM|W|P|t|W|P|I would hit that 11 times before I would hit Hilary "I'll hit puberty at 29" Duff10/24/2005 12:58:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
It's shabbat dinner bitches and Summer's got to feed her man proper; just like his Bubby used to. These are pictures of her rocking out at the grocery store in cammo pants, I guess she didn't realize that the grocery store isn't the fucking Kabutz in Israel and the Palestinan fighters aren't running after her with a suicide bomb, the things you do for love. Either way, I remember when I got circumsized for a Jewish bitch, she wouldn't fuck me otherwise. I was like "Girl I am Mexican, we just don't do that shit to our dicks", but pussy has a way of making me do stupid things and so does dating Jewish, just ask Summer.
|W|P|113013027284959542|W|P|I am - Summer Buys Latkes, Kanishes and Gefilte Fish for Zach Braff|W|P|10/24/2005 09:33:00 AM|W|P|POLANDSPRINGENEMAS|W|P|She's got a nice ass in those cammos.10/25/2005 10:03:00 PM|W|P|TuckerMax|W|P|Check out Brittney Murphy
http://tuckermaxx.blogspot.com/2005/10/brittney-murphy-exclusive-she-is-now.html10/27/2005 12:15:00 PM|W|P|Elisa|W|P|Rachel doesn't go out w/ Zack Braff...that's Mandy Moore's boyfriend. Rachel goes out with Adam Brody.
elisa10/28/2005 02:00:00 AM|W|P|t|W|P|Who dat be? I thought Zach Braff was dating Mandy Moore. I know that ain't Mizzandy.
That's how I dress when I do the grocery shopping do. Keeps my feet warm in the frozen food section.10/24/2005 12:50:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| So I decided it was time for me to give back to the community by reaching out and getting myself a couple prison pen pals. I figure that leaving my house takes too much fucking effort and people with a criminal record are more interesting to interact with than drunk college bitches with tight bodies and a coke habit. I am more interested in sex offenders, crack addicts and muderers. I went on a quest to find an inmate to write to and all I hooked up was this bitch named Canary.I doubt Canary is her real name, they probably just call her that cuz she's dyes her pussy yellow or maybe cuz that was her stripper name but that's just an assumption right now, I am sure I'll find out more when this bitch writes me back.
Remember the good thing about inmates is that they are dying for cock, and when someone is dying for cock and has baggage, like a major felony, they are usually pretty easy to "bed". So all you lonely guys out there get on this train and write inmate bitches with big tits a motherfucking letter, it will change your life. If you want you can even write to Canary, but be sure to send us an update.
Hi there, gentlemen! I'd like to introduce myself to you. My name is Cynthia Canary, and I'm currently incarcerated in Valley State Prison for Women. I am an attractive woman, who is 5'6 and 135 pounds. I have long brown hair, hazel eyes and 36 "D" breasts. I am very lonely and looking for a partner, friend, confidant to help me finish up my time and maybe come home to. I am caring, attentive, loving, happy-go-lucky, very sensual and seductive (even a little freaky with the right man). I enjoy life and want to live it to the fullest. My hobbies include art, poetry and cooking. I also enjoy music, reading, traveling, nature, riding, sailing and swimming. I exercise, walk daily, and stay in shape. I am looking for the man of my dreams - someone willing to stick with me and help me walk through this bad dream into the sunshine of a brand new day. Could you be him? Write and lets find out. I will answer all letters. I hope to hear from you soon...
Prisoner Number: W-39926
P. O. Box 1508 (506-15-4L)
Chowchilla, CA 93610-1508
Hometown: Manhattan Beach
Will relocate: Yes
Will write to international pen pals: No
In prison for: Narcotics
Will get out: Appeal Pending
Height: 5'6 / Weight: 135 / Birthdate: 1960-05-26
Hair: Brown / Eyes: Hazel / Ethnicity: Caucasian
Sex: Female / Sexual Preference: Straight / Marital Status: Single
|W|P|113012970593991520|W|P|I am - Prison Pen Pal of the Day|W|P|10/24/2005 01:51:00 AM|W|P|DBK|W|P|fucking brilliant... let us know how it goes.10/24/2005 04:41:00 PM|W|P|raymi the imyar|W|P|manhattan beach, woah, i use to live there. she enjoys travelling? where? to the shower?10/24/2005 09:39:00 PM|W|P|mortalez|W|P|man you stole my thunder, I was going to write a simuler artical on my blog , I guess now I'll wait.10/28/2005 02:29:00 AM|W|P|DBK|W|P|damn mortalez, you got some spelling ISSUes. but you look like you can kick my ass, so Ill just ignore them...11/01/2005 06:35:00 PM|W|P|Maezeppa|W|P|If she's from Manhattan Beach, she's too upscale for you. Sorry, it's not a put-down. It's just stating facts. I'm from Hermosa Beach immediately south of MB where homes are only a million each and my teeth aren't even white enough to live in MB.10/24/2005 12:47:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Monica Bellucci likes bald topless men and let's them grab her titties because she is a hooker and getting paid to let bald men grab her titties, it's just part of her job. Kotex fits, Period. And I know she's not actually getting her titties grabbed, but we can pretend, can't we? Isn't that what you do everytime you have sex with your pillow? You know, pretend it's a real girl? Cuddles.
|W|P|113012941496818233|W|P|I am - Celebrity Topless Picture of the Day|W|P|10/25/2005 10:20:00 AM|W|P|Cyber Mule|W|P|Monica is a piece of asssss10/24/2005 12:46:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| So I have been slacking on this shit for the last 6 months, I have been busy getting drunk and when I am hung over, the last thing I think about is how the insecure dudes with huge cocks are doing. I am not really a member of the LPSG, they actually hate me cuz my dick's nice and burried, I'm rocking 2 inches hard and that is just how I am living, but that's not the point, the point is that I don't actually get hard, it's a little thing called enlarged prostate from years of hard living and an ugly fucking wife, when flacid, finding it is like a fucking treasure hunt.
The interesting thing about people with big cocks is that they measure their shit with their dad's and brothers, the thing that this motherfucker forgot to mention is that they use their colons as the measuring stick.
Like anything, penis size is somewhat hereditary. My dad is hung pretty big, and I have 2 other brothers. We compared when we were young, and clearly there are no guarantees. I'm 9.25", my older brother is 9", but our youngest brother is only 7.5". If you're hung really big, I would think your sons would have better chance of being hung too. Have to wait and see though.
|W|P|113012926632739129|W|P|I am - Large Penis Support Group Post of the Day|W|P|10/24/2005 12:44:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Some girls like porn. Other girls like titty fucking dildos. This bitch likes both. She runs a couple pornsites and she makes videos of herself titty fucking dildos. It's too bad that all bitches who willingly get naked on webcam make my penis shrivel up and die.
This is the video of the day.
Watch Videos Here
visit her site Here|W|P|113012807956426972|W|P|I am - Lady Pash Video of the Day|W|P|10/25/2005 10:26:00 AM|W|P|Cyber Mule|W|P|LOL....That is some funny shit10/24/2005 12:43:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Thanks to Kimmy Stewart, people everywhere can go to bed knowing that no matter how much money your daddy gives you, you're still a fat ugly bitch.
|W|P|113012918075871755|W|P|I am - Kimmy Stewart is a Fat Bitch Picture of the Day|W|P|10/24/2005 12:36:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
When I go to the Drug Store to buy embarassing items, I always do a cover-up buy buying normal things like cold compresses, a sleeping mask, maybe a little shampoo, to take focus away from my yeast infection medication (it's a fetish) and my herpes medication. You see, even though I don't really care what the cashier thinks about me, she's still got a mouth and no one wants her telling her friends that Tori Spelling's got herpes. That's pretty much the end of this post, how'd you like it?
|W|P|113012869439762921|W|P|I am - Tori Spelling Buys Herpes Medication|W|P|10/24/2005 11:30:00 AM|W|P|TuckerMax|W|P|hey, dicksplit. where do you see herps meds in her bag. I need verification cause the best way to get a girl when you have herpes is if she has them too...10/24/2005 11:41:00 AM|W|P|drugdealer|W|P|Dipshit, none of that shit is herpes meds, it's a fucking cold pack for a hurt neck she got from blowin me all night. I don't know about you, but I ain't goin downstairs at all on the man-woman, don't want to find a bigger dick down there than I have.10/24/2005 03:28:00 PM|W|P|T.J.|W|P|My genital herpes are currently in the 'active and highly contagious' stage. I have open sores covering my entire groin area. Tuckermax... Call me!11/01/2005 06:42:00 PM|W|P|Maezeppa|W|P|If there are any herpes meds in that bag they are cleverly disguised as cold packs.10/24/2005 12:29:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I like to believe that the only people who read this site are losers who live in their mom's basement and never get laid, or leave their computer for that matter. I go out of my way to give advice to you hurtbags as to how you can go out and get a little vagina, or a big vagina or any vagina, because it's a hell of a lot more interesting than reading this shit. I figure even if you are paying for the shit, you at least get to cum in the presence of another person who isn't a 48 year old man in Arkansas pretending to be a hot horny 18 year old college girl in the chat rooms you frequent. No one's judging, you're just looking for love and a little attention.
But I was wrong, a girl actually reads this site and she goes by the name Miss Lilly. She writes into me with a couple of pictures and I was totally blown away. She didn't send me pics of an erect penis saying "I Will Fuck You UP Jesus", like I've grown accustomed to. I guess I can't say much other than this bitch is worth a round or two,Frosted Lipstick and stripper eyeliner aside, if I wasn't a married, impotent or a lazy fat man, I'd be starting up a "Donate Here" post all you fuckers to help pay for my ticket down to where ever the fuck she is. I would totally raw dog this girl, because honestly, some girls are worth the risk....
This is the email she wrote me and Miss Lilly we loovvvee you too.
Hola! I'm finally sending you an email just to tell
you how much i loovvvee your blog! I used to just read
it every now and then to kill time at work and now its
my favorite pass-time! keep doing what you do cuz you
got fans,baby! ...nothin but respect - xoxox MissLilly
|W|P|113012850494075053|W|P|I am - Stepfather Fan of the Day|W|P|10/24/2005 12:24:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
The latest craze for celebrity singers with really ugly boyfriends is to go out to the farmer's market and buy a couple pumpkins and by pumpkins I am not talking about another set of fake titties. I guess there's nothing really exciting about X-Tina and her virgin-lookin boyfriend buying pumpkins, even if it's for some satanic sex ritual where they stick the pumpkin in the microwave for 45 seconds, or until it's nice and warm, cut a penis sized hole in it, and take turns fucking the shit out of it, ya know X-tina on the stem, boyfriend in the hole, it's a great solution for those herpes outbreaks. I am just bitter at the fact that I never celebrated Halloween as a kid, my mother wasn't too involved in my life, and Halloween was a time she was out making money, she'd dress up in a bear costume with 2 fuck-holes in it and get all out of control with the American business men in town. Those aren't my memories of Halloween it was every fucking day of my life.
|W|P|113012815398694476|W|P|I am - X-Tina Buying Pumpkins|W|P|10/23/2005 11:50:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I don't feel guilty looking at these pics if the girl is confident posting them. However, this shit's gotta be illegal cuz a 16 year old rockin out in her underwear seems like something you shouldn't be taking part in if you aren't 16 or younger. I got a theory that if you pick up a young girl in the club never ask her how old she is, just the fact that she's up in there is proof enough and you can go home with her, without worries. The doorman's job is to approve the girls you can legally fuck...so if he does a bad job, you get to luck out. If you're out in the playground lookin for dates, brother, you gotta switch up that strategy, cuz if not you'll make my sexual offender of the day post, and I don't think your mom would be too proud.
If you are wondering what pic I am talking about check the Myspace Profile Here
I didn't feel right posting it, not cuz I am soft(figuratively) but because I don't need to get arrested, again.
|W|P|113012602778140811|W|P|I am - Illegal Picture of the Day|W|P|10/26/2005 01:10:00 PM|W|P|Mus Zibii|W|P|I'm not a fag or nothing, but damn, I hate teenage girls. Annoying little bitches.10/29/2005 05:14:00 AM|W|P|FleO|W|P|link down...11/07/2005 07:16:00 PM|W|P|Jack|W|P|For some reason the link to the myspace doesn't work1/09/2006 01:45:00 AM|W|P|10/23/2005 11:48:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Some people take US Weekly a little too seriously. They look at the pictures of celebrities and say to themselves "Oh MY God! That could totally be me!!!!!", so girl goes out shopping lookin' for the outfits see saw that celebrity in, when it's all said and done we get a bunch of celebrity looking motherfuckers on the streets of our hometowns.
Today we honor this girl who looks like Mary Kate Olson(of the day). Guess what, I just made you famous, Bitch.
|W|P|113012578171576983|W|P|I am - Girl who looks like Mary Kate Olson of the Day|W|P|10/23/2005 11:38:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| There's something about erotica and artistic nudes I don't fully understand, it's naked bodies all up against each other but the shit couldn't get me hard even if I wasn't impotent. Now, we know this bitch as the bikini clad host of Wild On, but like everyone she had to get a start somewhere. These pics are really old and I know nothin' about her; other than the fact that you can see beaver in the last 2 pics.
Check out pics here
|W|P|113012537660713743|W|P|I am - Brooke Burke Naked Pics|W|P|10/21/2005 12:15:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
The only person who reads this site sent me in a story about Zach Braff and Summer from the O.C. fucking. Before I go into this, Dipo from Nigeria, I'd like to thank you for coming back over and over, without you, I'd be writing for myself, and it feels so much better having one fan, even if he is Nigerian. So thanks to my boy Dipo, I go to some of the regular celebrity shitty blogs that are written but closetcase homos, or full blown queens who are making up for the ridicule they put up with in High School (you can never live that shit down can you, blogger?) and find out the story's true. This bitch was dating the dude from the OC who has given geeks everywhere a false sense of security in being a geek, yeah, I am talking to those very same closetcase homosexual bloggers who think that watching Star Wars, reading comics and rockin' a blazer over an ironic t-shirt while having an anxiety attack gets you pussy, without realizing that it's a fucking TV show and bitch has no choice but to date the loser, they pay her to, yes she's like a hooker, something you should get used to, cuz that's really the only pussy that you will get. Either way, she filmed a movie with Zach "I make self-righteous movies about being a depressed rich jew boy" Braff in Montreal and their fucking is supposed to be a big secret so Summer's 14 year old fans don't freak the fuck out about her and Seth only pretending to be together, so I contact my celebrity stalking friend and he sends me these pics that clearly prove that this bitch is lettin' Braff cum inside her and that's only because celebrities don't use condoms. That's all I really have to say about that.
|W|P|112986952806152822|W|P|I am - Scrubs and Summer Creampie|W|P|10/21/2005 12:34:00 PM|W|P|erik16|W|P|Jesus, I read your raves and banter and even made you a Myspace friend, which im about to quit that shit,because the girls I meet are not the girls I write for some reason. For example this girl says shes 28 and still posting a high school prom pic, and my dumb ass cant figure out why i cant seem to find her in the bar. Well im grabbed up like a wrestler by this big butch bitch who I thought was the girls father, and the rest is not important, anyways im writing to let you know I saw Zach Braff in Vegas back in May at the Mandalay Bay Casino with that black dude from Scrubs and those two were a couple of walking blackouts. Ol' Braff throws his fucking drink at a slot machine where some oriental dude was playing while that black dudes grabbing up on one of the cocktail girls. I just kept walking because i saw Vanilla Ice up ahead and he seemed to be under a little more self control at the time. What i was trying to say is I read your shit too so three your writing for, including yourself.10/21/2005 03:11:00 PM|W|P|Martin|W|P|So pictures of two people who are doing a movie together is proof that they are fucking? Wow, I must be quite a stud.10/21/2005 03:38:00 PM|W|P|Cyber Mule|W|P|LOL...very funny shit.
As far as Zach Braff.....you got it right. He is a fraud. A little crybaby whiney little pussy.
I hope Seth from the OC beats the piss out of him.10/21/2005 03:51:00 PM|W|P|erik16|W|P|martin / zach whoever the hell you are, i see your not denying that i saw you in mandalay with your boy faison and you two were running around like a couple frat boys on absynthe and redbull!10/21/2005 04:05:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Martin isn't Braff, I think he's saying that if a picture of two people drinking together means they are fucking then he must be a stud because he gets his picture taken with a lot of women. I don't want to make a mom joke, but we all know Martin doesn't get pussy.
Either way Braff and Summer were cuddling and holding hands and out together. If you can't tell there's love in that motherfucking picture you're an idiot.
Erik, I am glad I have 3 readers. Thanks10/21/2005 04:20:00 PM|W|P|erik16|W|P|jesus, thanks for the correction i guess i got trigger happy.. ill remember to read between the lines next time.10/22/2005 08:38:00 AM|W|P|Skeet|W|P|Whats with the red shitty text all over the pictures? dumb cunt.10/22/2005 08:38:00 AM|W|P|Skeet|W|P|10/23/2005 10:30:00 PM|W|P|Stephania|W|P|What happened to him & Mandy Moore?11/04/2005 04:11:00 PM|W|P|Rob Lowe|W|P|Wow, that dude hangs with some ugly people. Someone needs to teach him that stars can hang with the beautiful people (even if they're not).11/09/2005 09:55:00 PM|W|P|creampie|W|P|11/09/2005 09:57:00 PM|W|P|creampie|W|P|I recommend you to visit Creampie Galleries to find more creampies12/05/2005 01:53:00 AM|W|P|10/19/2005 08:55:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I don't know if this is real. I am hung over and don't feel like commenting. I know that I have never seen this pic before and I also know nothing about photoshop, if I did, maybe this site would be a little hotter. Either way, this is a potential naked Paris on a boat, with another naked girl, and I fully support nudity, even when the bitch is fat. I just like to know what's really up in a generation of Seven Jeans that make all asses look good. If that doesn't make sense, it's because I am hungover.
|W|P|112972680590480416|W|P|I am - Paris Hilton Naked on a Boat|W|P|10/19/2005 09:17:00 AM|W|P|majestic1|W|P|hey jesus looks kinda like photoshop but i woulnt put anything past paris so it could be real she has made a porn movie so sunbathing naked aint that far from sumthing she would do.10/19/2005 11:47:00 AM|W|P|horatio sanz|W|P|if this was real, they woulda totally have a vadge shot. wheres the vadge. i wanna see here disease infested vagina.10/19/2005 06:12:00 PM|W|P|Team Fuck|W|P|i wanna fuck her disease infested vagina.
i dont care at all.10/19/2005 08:47:00 PM|W|P|footitn|W|P|That's so revolting!!!10/19/2005 10:32:00 PM|W|P|puredog|W|P|too fat to be Paris10/19/2005 10:32:00 PM|W|P|puredog|W|P|too fat to be paris10/20/2005 02:19:00 AM|W|P|Chris|W|P|I just can't believe there aren't more shots in this set found yet, some photographer didn't take multiple shots, that's hard to believe.10/20/2005 10:35:00 PM|W|P|Sean|W|P|It's fake.
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ph2.shtml10/23/2005 02:11:00 AM|W|P|likeytosuckey|W|P|yah I was just gonna say its fake. i seen it already online WITH a red bathing suit.
here's a real nude celeb gallery though. me likey the sheryl crow
http://amateur.elitecities.com/shocker/10/18/2005 12:09:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Motherfuckers are biting my rhyme - and not in a good way. I just got an email from one of my boys telling me the AIM is launching some beta site. I want all you fools to check this shit out and tell me what you see. I think I deserve some royalties on this shit, even if I never and probably can't patent my title system. I also didn't invent the words "I" or "am", but I still take offense. I don't take this shit as a compliment....it kinda makes me sad. Email your friends who work for AOL and get me my mother fuckin' payout. I will buy you a beer. Thanks.
|W|P|112960897380845913|W|P|I am - Being Bitten|W|P|10/18/2005 01:53:00 PM|W|P|jessca|W|P|Oh please. "I am" is hardly original enough for you to be annoyed when someone else uses it. Are you going to sue Molson Canadian as well? Plus, unlike your site, AIM's use of the "I am" title actually makes sense.10/18/2005 02:31:00 PM|W|P|dagger_5005|W|P|well you stole it from Chuck Palahniuk, Author of Fight Club . so there aint no reason you're wetback ass should see a dime . i am jesus's rotten mind turnning slowly. cerveza por favor hic ....10/20/2005 07:36:00 PM|W|P|reymundo78|W|P|I am agreeing with this semi-mexican fuck. He has been bitten by a big fish in a very Tim Burton kind of way.....
All hail to the I Am movement by the way. I am, therefore you are...10/17/2005 10:48:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I am from the school that believes that even ugly dudes are capable of landing hot pussy, mainly because even hot girls think they are useless, fat and disgusting. If a guy plays off that insecurity and makes them believe that they are not quite good enough, it becomes pretty easy to seduce. The girl will turn landing you into a priority. I just gave you the trick to getting quality pussy. Now, there is no way that this dude ever got any cooter while growing up, no matter how rich his daddy may be, so in a lot of ways he's a lot like you, only he figured out how to switch things up, make some money and play on a loney insecure singer's emotional instability, and look at him now. Motherfucker is buying x-tina ice cream, while you are jerking off to pics of her licking the spoon. Funny how life works out, isn't it.
|W|P|112727147933014498|W|P|I am - Thanking God for my Good Fortune|W|P|10/18/2005 02:55:00 PM|W|P|Scarlett|W|P|Maybe he's hung.10/17/2005 10:34:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I guess the major change pregnancy has had on Britney, other than condemning her with the worst STD Kevin Federline's testicles could produce is the fact that she can't walk around without a bra anymore. For the longest time I was a huge fan of no-bra behavior, but that shit ended quickly when I saw how Britney's tits hung. The benefit of her pregnancy, is that her tits are gonna need to be covered up for a little while, and not with just any bra, we are talking about a maternity bra that's padded so that she doesn't lactate all over the place. I have yet to taste a woman's breast milk, all the bitches I get with are infertile due to drug use and HPV. HPV fucks up reproduction, too bad Britney's HPV wasn't active when shit with Sean Preston went down. However, it still hasn't been determined as to what retardation he's got, and you can be pretty sure the motherfucker is autistic or some shit.
|W|P|112960341052700525|W|P|I am - Maternity Bra|W|P|10/18/2005 01:39:00 PM|W|P|The Great Baldini|W|P|She kind of looks like a fucked up, buck-toothed Anna Nicole Smith. I can hear the country bumpkin music now.......da dum de dum de dum, dum dum da dummmmmm....... |W|P|who's dad hottie in the pink top funk the rest |W|P|what is her name i cant get the link to work