8/31/2005 02:05:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Unfortunately, I am an asshole. I don't know why but I take pleasure in other people's misery, even when those said people are completely harmless and content in their existance. Some righteous part of me feels the need to point out their insecurities and flaws, it's not meant to be hurtful, it's just a way to give people an outsite, realistic perspective on their behavior. I don't sit here on my throne, and by throne I mean 2 milk crates, thinking I am any better than you, but when it comes down to it, I probably am. This is a myspace profile that I came across and felt it deserved to be commented on. This girl's maternal instinct is kickin' in hard, she's ready for love, proven by her "erotic" pics, and ready for babies proven by her uncomfortable relationship with her cat. So here after the laughter subsided here at DrunkenStepfather, I decided to reach out and do a little public service, because it's been a while since the court ordered me to help the community, and I figured I had my fair share of lonely male readers on the site, so I decided to direct all you guys, who are ready to settle down to this poor girl, and in the process give all you sane people a good laugh, because admit it, other people's misfortune and a crazy cat lady under 30 is always fucking funny. Visit this slut Here, but don't tease her, she will just try to convince that she's completely happy with her life and don't say I am all bad, cuz baby I may get you cock. That said; I just made you famous, bitch. |W|P|112546842161556688|W|P|I am - Crazy Myspace Cat Lady|W|P|8/31/2005 09:34:00 AM|W|P|Blogger MalAdjust|W|P|What the fuck is it with these myspace turds who have to put every goddamned animation that they can find on their page.

That and those fuckin' audio clips.8/31/2005 09:56:00 PM|W|P|Blogger ball1jj|W|P|Such a humanitarian Jesus. Now the bitch might not kill herself till next week. Keep on saving them, one horror at a time.9/01/2005 12:29:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Jerri Lisk|W|P|JM, You Rock!

There I said it, and I meant every word.9/01/2005 09:02:00 AM|W|P|Blogger DBK|W|P|bitch's site crashed my browser.

how do you find these people stepfather....9/01/2005 02:26:00 PM|W|P|Blogger NOYB|W|P|well this drunkenstepfather has nothing better to do then pick on ppl it's totally stupid and he has no life cuz if he did then why would he spend his time writing this stuff about ppl he doesn't know anything about GET A FUCKING LIFE LOSER!!!!9/01/2005 02:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger KissMAB52|W|P|WOW And I thought I had no life look at this silly mother fucker who gets a kick out of trying to talk down about others when his life is actually pure shit....He must of been talked down to as a kid or had sum bully pushin his ass around....Its a shame to see so much anger inside this idiot...Look in the phone book Im sure u can find a great therapist that can help out with your anger issues and peter pan complex...Grow up!!!!9/02/2005 10:28:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Teknorat|W|P|I wish JM was my stepfather. He can get drunk and molest me any day. HE RULES.9/08/2005 02:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger raymi lauren|W|P|should i add her to my myspace profile? she only has 36 friends and i have over 200.9/26/2005 08:32:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Jessy|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.8/25/2005 04:57:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| The rumor is that these video clips of a girl getting fucked by a redneck with a dildo, stuffed in his pants and stickin' out his fly is really of a younger Shania Twain. I think the reality of the situation is that the only thing Shania had to do with these clips is provide the soundtrack, and probably not even legitimately. The real issue at hand here is that dude's stuffin her with a rubber dick, simulating real sex, and I don't fully understand why. Either he's impotent (we respect his creative ways to work around that), he's got herpes (90% of the population does) or he's not Shania's boyfriend, and everyone knows that fucking someone with a rubber cock is not considered cheating, either is paying for sex. That was advice for you married guys who are in the mood to stray, but I realize none of you are married and the next time you have the chance to stuff a chick with a dildo is probably never. It's your turn to be the judge: Check Out:Shania Stolen Sex Tape Screenshots and Video Clips(phun.org) and let us know what you think. By us, I mean me. I don't do entourages. |W|P|112500407417959420|W|P|I am - Shania Stolen Sex Tape|W|P|8/25/2005 06:31:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Flabolicious|W|P|I wish it was, but that aint her. And why would she be listening to herself on the stereo while she fucks a guy with a dildo coming out of his pants. I'm no country fan so I don't know what song that is of hers but if someone knows it, if it is a new song by her it is definatly a fake,-Flabo8/25/2005 08:21:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Count Snakula|W|P|I wish it WERE real....8/25/2005 09:14:00 PM|W|P|Blogger ball1jj|W|P|I have to vote for fake as well. The better question is why in the fuck is that jackass using a dildo to give it to that girl? Dude must be hung like Jude Law and didn't want to be embarassed the rest of his life. Thanks for the heads up though Jesus.8/27/2005 04:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Abrasivist|W|P|"We're having a party...a party for two". Don't know if it's her, but quite the pleasant thought anyways.8/29/2005 01:07:00 AM|W|P|Blogger DBK|W|P|We should know better than to look through what is obviously someone's private video. Shame on you stepfather... dirty filthy dildo swallowing shame...

You wouldn't want shania to be masturbating to private videos of you eating enchurritos, would you?

...nevermind.8/30/2005 02:12:00 PM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|Maybey the guy is really a girl pretending to be male.
Also that's a pretty bore out pussy,certainly hope it's not hers.10/01/2005 12:04:00 AM|W|P|Blogger NewhampshireMan12|W|P|Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a vaginal herpes picture site/blog. It pretty much covers vaginal herpes picture related stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)11/09/2005 10:48:00 AM|W|P|Blogger rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/25/2005 04:24:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I am convinced that 95 percent of women have cellulite on the back of their thighs, it's got something to do with having ovaries and a uterus or someshit. I like to call it estrogen love pockets. The other 5 percent of girls who don't have cellulite are either 9 year olds, crackwhores, anorexic bitches or dudes dressed like women, you know the contour panty wearing type. I love the fact that people are gonna bust on Christina's face for having a little junk on her legs, and I will do, just because she's in the fucking lime-light.org, and has to realize that being on TV, in Concert, and a subject of many photographers, bitch better maintain. That would be like me auditioning to be in a porn movie, I am impotent and 3 inches hard, if I can even get hard.... I don't think that made any sense, but the point of this post is to say, that I would still stick it to X-Tina, fat latina legs and all. Big up. |W|P|112500158248142470|W|P|I am - Christina Aguilera's Cellulite|W|P|8/25/2005 08:22:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Count Snakula|W|P|Nothing to see here-move along.....8/25/2005 10:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger No Life Girl|W|P|Having cellulite sucks! I feel for her being so young and in the spotlight...but being in the spotlight she better keep up here appearance, I don't wanna see that shit on celebrities. The only reason why I look at them is because they don't look like me!9/26/2005 07:32:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Rolo|W|P|I appreciate your information on Christina Aguilera. I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Christina Aguilera Exposed - I'd really appreciate it11/09/2005 10:58:00 AM|W|P|Blogger rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/25/2005 04:21:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I don't know about you, but that Rosie O'Donnell TV movie where she plays a retard changed my life. I realized that there are some women that I would never fuck, even if I was stuck on a deserted island with Rosie O'Donnell and the Fag who won the first survivor and I needed to pussy, I would take the survivor guy. He would also be a good choice for obvious survival skills, and being his man-love would only bring good things, but you get the point, I would take cock over Rosie any day, even if her pussy resembles a cock....anyway Andie McDowell was in that retard movie and rumor on the internet is that she has breast implants. I am not really a fan of breast implants, but more importantly, I am not a fan of floppy pancake titties, I figure if a bitch has nipples that aim towards the ground, or that flatten against her chest like a deflated hemroid donut, shit's gotta be re-worked. Now Andie McDowell looks like she's in her 40s and with age comes loosening at the seams, like that old sweater I rock, cuz I can't afford a new one. Reality is age never really through me off when it came to bedding girls, I lost my virginity at the age of 14 to a 63 year old who used to make me cut her grass then eat her out, I am not the type of person who turns down a dollar. |W|P|112500148262522657|W|P|I am - Andie McDowell's Implants|W|P|8/25/2005 08:24:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Count Snakula|W|P|mmmm....Andi....(drool)
I don't care if they are fake.8/26/2005 08:22:00 PM|W|P|Blogger pez|W|P|Andi? ? ? Way to keep up with the crowd. fake or not, she lookin' good in this picture.8/31/2005 02:12:00 PM|W|P|Blogger EyesClosed|W|P|That picture is several years old. I have been snapping off to it throughout the new milennium.9/24/2005 06:38:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Easily Aroused|W|P|However old the photo is, Andie looks rather fine in it...

~EA8/25/2005 04:17:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| She's the hottest thing right now, horse teeth aside, I would totally let her wash my car in cut off shorts and a bikini top, that is if I had a car, which I don't, but I have a pretty slammin' bus pass that gets me where I need to go, when I need to get there....The benefit of having her all over the media, comfortable in her newly found in-shape body, ready to flash us her floral print panties when getting out of her ride. Now I don't fully have a problem with floral panties, except for the fact that they remind me of my granny and I have nothing but good memories of her. I don't know if you are a fan of the site, but if you are, you will know that I was kidnapped by a texan cult leader and I was responsibe for cleaning up after his his ceremonial gangbangs, before social services saved my youth. During those years, I was cleaned my fair share of floral panties that belonged to a few older widows, who were searching for salvation. Jessica Simpson is officially closer to my heart, unless the colors we see are really a result of vaginal infection, her period and Nick's fetus. |W|P|112500114707596135|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson Upskirt|W|P|11/08/2005 08:28:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/25/2005 04:10:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Jordan is a total nothing of a celebrity, but we all know her, simply because of her tits and her ability to expose herself at all the right events. This is her at the Dukes of Hazard premier, which may not be the classiest event to attend, but realistically it doesn't warrant showing up in a bikini bottom and grabbing your cooter for all to gawk over. It's actually pretty trashy and I am offended by her behavior. Who am I kidding, the reality is that I am no Emily Post, and I fucking love a trashy girl and someone confident enough to show off her body while masturbating at a major "industry" event. I think more women out there need to unbotton their cardigan sweaters and show the world what you're made of, unless you're fat, because no one wants to see that unless they are fucking drunk and incapable of remembering you the morning after. |W|P|112500101781995017|W|P|I am - Jordan at the Dukes of Hazard Premiere|W|P|9/26/2005 08:58:00 AM|W|P|Blogger jenna|W|P|Wow - you're blog is full of good info. It's getting hard to find blogs with useful content and people talking about Demi Moore these days. I have just started my Latest Demi Moore News blog and would really appreciate you coming by - thanks again9/26/2005 02:58:00 PM|W|P|Blogger marissa|W|P|Found a lot of useful info on your site about Funny Pictures - thank you. Haven't finished reading it yet but have bookmarked it so I don't lose it. I've just started a Funny Pictures blog myself if you'd like to stop by11/07/2005 12:24:00 PM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/25/2005 04:07:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Mandy Moore has taking things too far. In a publicity stunt, this bitch has decided to congregate with the common people, but by being raised in the entertainment industry, she has no concept of what common people are. So she hooked herself up with someone way below the realm of average, a homeless diesel dyke with a fem-mullet. The reality is that wholesome Mandy Moore, isn't so wholesome, when she was with Andy Roddick, he taught her how much tennis players like taking out the aggression of losing out on the cunt, in his very own sex dungeon. I think the reality is that she's not trying to hang with common people, she's just trying to reach the next level in her sexual escapades, and that includes getting fucked by a strap-on dildo totoing - middle aged homeless lesbian. The one and only time I ever let a girl fuck me up my ass with a strap on was when I got raped by a woman who liked this. Rape is not a laughing matter, but it is when it comes to me, because my years in Prison taught me how to take it like a man. |W|P|112500055567426460|W|P|I am - Mandy Moore Likes Common People|W|P|12/21/2005 05:01:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You are out of your fucking mind! That is all I am saying...from a Mandy fan, it is a very one sided opinion...but you are nuts!8/25/2005 04:01:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Scout Willis is Bruce's 14 year old tramp-in-training of a daughter. Her dad's slamming Lohan, her mom's slamming Ashton Kutcher, making her future potential step-parents, equally washed-up "it" celebrities of yesteryear. If you're asking yourself why I dropped the word yesteryear, I don't blame you, it's a gay fucking word that should be re-issued in day-to-day conversation, because nowadays everyone's a fucking faggot. Now, looking at Scout Willis, one can predict a future teenage-film career, thanks nepotism, you can also predict future abortions, STD tests and cocaine binges. Bitch is already rocking lingerie for an outfit and a pair of Frye Boots, and we know only sluts wear Frye. I remember when I was down in Arkansas on business, and I use the term business loosely, I say a whole lot of Cowboy hookers rockin' Frye. They told me they worked the farm scene by day...apparantly that meant the milked cows and got fucked by horses.... Ok, so I am lying, I have never been in Arkansas, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a loser for reading this. |W|P|112500041555568948|W|P|I am - Scout Willis....|W|P|8/26/2005 02:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger jessca|W|P|I hope that isn't Bruce's porche with the Idaho 7995 license plate, because it is so gauche to post pictures without blacking out the license plates.8/30/2005 02:31:00 PM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|Who cares about his tag.
She's definitly a whore in training. Scary, Sad.9/26/2005 10:40:00 AM|W|P|Blogger jenna|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Funny Pictures - nice work. I've just started my own Funny Pictures Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by11/10/2005 07:19:00 AM|W|P|Blogger rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/24/2005 11:20:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| So those fuckers at google are at it again, now with IM. If you want to talk directly with me download this shit at Download Google Talk and add me. My gmail is: drunkenstepfather@gmail.com I look forward to having IM wars and cybersex with you....if I like you enough, I will make you famous, bitch |W|P|112489716366050305|W|P|I am - Google Talk|W|P|8/24/2005 11:44:00 AM|W|P|Blogger toutlereste78|W|P|haha
ok, stepdaddy, i accept your invitation.8/24/2005 11:32:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|hey now i can give u my address so u can get drunk and molest me yes rofl11/08/2005 09:15:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/24/2005 11:07:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| The T-shirt of the day is from a pretty obvious place, but keeping up with my old school strategy of trying to piss you, the reader off - I am just not gonna tell you...The reason I like this shirt is not cuz it's hard, and makes people think you're crazy suicidal and pedophilic while you rock it, I like this shirt because it reminds me of my childhood. Yes, I am that little girl on a swing, and that man hanging himself is my dad, he hates me because I cost too much money to raise. The pressure of putting food on the table while buying me all the frilly dresses at the local market is just too much for him to take...the pressure of raising a little princess on a peasant's budget would drive any man crazy...you see that's what I thought my whole life, I was convinced he did it because I was too expensive, and blamed myself, until I realized that he did it cuz my mommy was fucking his brother and father behind his back. Did you like that story. It was all a lie. But the t-shirt's hot...admit it. |W|P|112489664635663249|W|P|I am - T-Shirt of the Day|W|P|8/24/2005 11:04:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I know the rumor on the street was that this bitch didn't have a pussy, and was built a little more like Denzel Washington than most of you jiggy hip hop kids would like to admit....you know that kind of girl you hook up with late at night after a night of drinking, who looks banging from the front with tits like "this" and slammin' from the back with a booty you could use as a bookshelf..only to realize that once bitch is done sucking you off she pulls out her dick and says "my turn. These pics don't prove shit, all we know is that Ciara doesn't maintain her junk, cuz bitch has a little cabbage patch on the left side, yeah that's the crip side. Word. |W|P|112489603710626694|W|P|I am - Ciara Showing Cooter....|W|P|8/24/2005 11:33:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|so fake8/30/2005 02:37:00 PM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|Spent tons of money on your cheap honey pants.Hah Hah9/19/2005 07:51:00 PM|W|P|Blogger cantseefade|W|P|fucking hilarious.11/03/2005 09:49:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine - skype - tablature guitare - tarot - telecharger acrobat - telecharger antivirus - telecharger antivirus gratuit - telecharger chanson - telecharger clone cd - telecharger codec divx - telecharger divx - telecharger divx gratuit - telecharger divx gratuitement - telecharger divx player - telecharger emoticone - telecharger emoticone gratuit - telecharger emule - telecharger emule gratuit - telecharger e mule gratuit - telecharger emule gratuitement - telecharger e mule gratuitement - telecharger fr - telecharger kazaa en francais - telecharger kazaa gratuit - telecharger kazaa gratuitement - telecharger kazaa lite - telecharger logiciel divx - telecharger logiciel gratuit - telecharger messenger - telecharger messenger 7.5 - telecharger mp3 - telecharger msn 7.5 - telecharger msn 7.5 francais - telecharger msn gratuitement - telecharger msn mesenger - telecharger msn messager - telecharger msn messenger 7.5 - telecharger msn messenger 8.0 - telecharger msn messenger gratuit - telecharger msn messenger gratuitement - telecharger msn plus - telecharger music mp3 - telecharger musique gratuite - telecharger nero - telecharger nero 6 - telecharger nero gratuit - telecharger nero gratuitement - telecharger norton antivirus - telecharger norton antivirus 2005 - telecharger shareaza - telecharger shareaza gratuit - telecharger shareaza gratuitement - telecharger skype - telecharger winamp - telecharger winzip - telecharger winzip gratuit - telecharger yahoo messenger - winmx - zodiaque - zone alarm8/23/2005 09:04:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| The beauty of drugs is that they help you feel good, when the whole world is against you. The problem with drugs is that sometimes your emotions take a hit and forgetting your problems becomes impossible...no matter how many lines you cut, you just feel worse and worse, eventually breaking down and crying for all to see. Something like this happened to Lohan recently. She was out partying and all of a sudden, she cracked, broke into tears, and we've go the pictures. I hate to speculate what her real problems are, I know it's got nothing to do with paying the mortgage, or daddy not lending her the car for the night, I think it's got more to do with the herpes she's hooked up and the fact that she's gotta tell the guy she's about to bring home that she's got an outbreak. I guess there could be other issues like a serious lack of acceptance by the general public, maybe the love of her life Wilmer "herpes patient zero" was making out with some other 17 year old slag...I guess the list is endless, but I will guarantee all her problems are menial compared to yours. I remember the last time I cried while high. I was watching Bambi and that scene where they kill the mother was just too hard to deal with...maybe it's because I never knew my mother, she was too busy sucking dick for money to breast feed me. Thanks mom! |W|P|112480273893817993|W|P|I am - Lohan Crying|W|P|8/23/2005 11:28:00 AM|W|P|Blogger DBK|W|P|Thanks stepfather, for always meticulously dissecting the downward spiral that is Lohan. Although I know you don't agree, I liked it better when she looked like a fat whore, skinny whores remind me of disease, itchy genitalia and crabs bun-jee jumping tampon strings.

Anyway, I think it's over for lohan, by this time next year, I think we'll be talking about what a whore that seventh heaven chick is. or did you do that one already?8/23/2005 07:58:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|She's so hideous now I wouldn't do her and I'm a slut.8/23/2005 07:59:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|Hey, how come you never linked to my site ya jerk?8/23/2005 08:59:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Dr. Sigmund Freud|W|P|Rather than praise you for your continued irreverence towards the Lohan, I instead Thank You for your return. You provide some of the most up to date celeb news. Thank You - Freud8/24/2005 04:04:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Easily Aroused|W|P|Perhaps she's just upset because someone told her Herbie had a better looking ass...

~EA8/24/2005 11:34:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|man poor lindsay she needs my cock in her mouth9/30/2005 11:58:00 PM|W|P|Blogger NYCGuy12|W|P|Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a herpes skin site/blog. It pretty much covers herpes skin related stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)8/23/2005 08:55:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Brooke Burke modifies her bikini by putting the straps on so that she doesn't get a tan line. The last time I modified something of my own is when I took a pair of jeans and turned them into a slamming pair of cut-offs, I looked incredible when the apples of bottom were exposed for all to see, the only mistake I made was that they were my only pair of pants and was forced to rock them in situations deemed inappropriate, like my court hearing. I still got off, I think the judge liked what I was packing, and I became huge in the local gay scene. I got nothing but love for people who take it upon themselves to design their own clothes to better suit their bodies. I would do it again if I could afford a pair of scissors! |W|P|112480215522657085|W|P|I am - Making My Own Bikini|W|P|8/23/2005 03:06:00 PM|W|P|Blogger rln|W|P|she is painfully hot.8/23/2005 10:38:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Abrasivist|W|P|You have to appreciate creativity like that.8/24/2005 04:07:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Easily Aroused|W|P|Bikinis with clevage windows ... nice idea!

~EA9/26/2005 03:53:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Squirrel|W|P|I really liked the information on Funny Pictures, great job! I have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog if you would like to come and see what I have on mine.8/16/2005 12:18:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I personally hate bloggers, but I won't lie, the assholes at TheSuperficial have made me laugh before, and I never laugh, so they are doing something right. I don't know if you remember but I was guest editor at Fleshbot for a week, so I think it would only be appropriate for my blogging career to take on celeb gossip, since I have already tackled sex. I am asking that you, my sole surving reader since I got lazy and everyone else got AIDS, email these fucks at TheSuperficial.com, and tell them that I am the only writer for the job. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR JESUS With Love, From, Jesus Martinez Your DrunkenStepfather |W|P|112416620308691464|W|P|I am - Guest Editor on TheSuperficial.com|W|P|8/16/2005 04:38:00 PM|W|P|Blogger ball1jj|W|P|I post on the Superficial boards and gave people on a heads up to check this blog out and let the admin's know what they think. So hopefully you get the gig Jesus. If you get the job hopefully you stop going on vacation and getting arrested and shit.8/16/2005 04:51:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|Ball1jj

I read the post in their forum, I appreciate your love in standing up for me to that cunt. I like when a brother's got my back.

Reality is that I have been doing this shit for years, writing like this isn't anything original. It's called commentary on shit you see. If I come across as someone who goes to superficial and bites their stories, shoot me fucking now, cuz honestly, they aren't that funny....

You know what i am sayin Ball, cuz you got my back. But the other fuckers on that board, should recognize that I post my shit well before superficial -when I am actually working and not at home crying into my tacos.

LOVE.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com8/17/2005 01:00:00 PM|W|P|Blogger DBK|W|P|do you ever let your guard down Jesus? I mean, are you always this tough exterior of a man, that says words like shit, cunt and ballsack without ever thinking of the damage you cause?

Something tells me that someswhere inside you there is a little scared boy screaming for help...

which brings me to my next point, STOP EATING LIVE CHILDREN! you bloated bastard.

Anyway, I wrote the people asking them to hire your stank-ass, and I did it too when you asked a few months ago for another site. It'll probably never happen (again).

So I would suggest using that defense mechanism from now, and start saying things like "Im too good for them", and " I didnt want that shit job anyway!"
and save yourself (and us) from another stepfather deppression...

I can't take any more fat mariachi pictures...8/17/2005 01:06:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|DBK,

I know I am too good for their shit. His jokes are fucking weak and probably go over great with 13 year old girls.

I am just doing this for entertainment purposes. They couldn't afford me.

No more depressions...Good shit to come ... thanks for reading...

Much love.

Jesus8/17/2005 01:15:00 PM|W|P|Blogger ball1jj|W|P|The admin over at Superficial told me that there response box is getting FLOODED with emails. Until I posted in the forum they had no idea what was going on.8/17/2005 01:23:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|I am sure 90% of applicants are 12 year old girls. Another 8% are closeted homosexuals who have their own blog but can't get the readers they always wanted - so they are willing to work for someone else.

The remaining 2% is me, who has all you amazingly ugly readers already, and my own shitty site that makes ya'll laugh, whoring myself to another site, for the entertainment factor.

I think it's hilarious that I was guest editor at Fleshbot back in July for a week.....

I think it would be just as funny to do the superficial.

But like I said.

They can't afford me...I am like a highclass escort yo.

Balls

You're a star8/17/2005 11:44:00 PM|W|P|Blogger DBK|W|P|when you say good things to come...
are we talking Menounus ass crack good things?
or, vicodin enduced rants about Maria Carey's chin hairs?

either would be fine, I just want to know what to expect.

Thanks for the laughs you dirty beaner!8/18/2005 11:23:00 AM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|Hey Stepdad.We all love you keep it up8/21/2005 02:00:00 AM|W|P|Blogger cristobal360carson|W|P|damn good blog, check out mine http://juicyfruiter.blogspot.com, comments always welcome!8/21/2005 12:50:00 PM|W|P|Blogger ball1jj|W|P|Dude you blog is the gayest thing I've ever seen. That is no lie.8/21/2005 12:59:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|i give juicy fruiter credit

he's pimped his blog on every other blog and has 97 comments on a post that reads

"
I got word that the dumping sob (read below this post) is in very very big trouble, he had some warrants out on him or some sort. I don't know the exact details, but well deserved!
"

I would dis him, but he's a park ranger, and without park rangers, who would prevent forest fires.8/23/2005 11:19:00 PM|W|P|Blogger DBK|W|P|whatever happened with the job jesus?8/16/2005 12:15:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| It's nice when people swim topless, especially when drunk. It reminds me of a bad teen movie on prom night, not that I have ever seen teen movies, I can't really afford a TV. I was lucky enough to see this bitch surf in Blue Crush, only because they were playing it on my bus to Canada. I can say that Michelle Rodriguez, a fellow Mexican knows how to show a party at the Shore Club Skybar just what it takes to be famous, and that is no fear towards showing your tits and a capacity to suck a lot of producer cock. Not that I would really know, it's been years since my last audition, but I can only assume this is a major defining factor in why she is a B-Lister and not working as a chamber maid. I didn't say that cuz she's mexican, I said that cuz she's a girl - so fuck you for calling me a racist. In all honesty, I have no idea if this is even her. |W|P|112416678854005796|W|P|I am - Michelle Rodriguez Drunk, Swimming and Topless|W|P|8/16/2005 08:31:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|Kinda looks like her who knows but i like it thanx j man8/18/2005 03:40:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Skylar|W|P|this is a posh screensaver8/15/2005 11:59:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| So Demi Moore like to fuck young dudes who are at the height of their careers, she likes to cock block and ruin their chances of getting any pussy they want, she does it with her experienced twat and her tight body. Bitch, must know what she's doing cuz you know any girl who's out there would love to fuck Ashton, he was an underwear model you know. That's not the point of this, because I am not here to question why people are together, love is beautiful and you need to embrace that shit when you find it, like I did, only instead of love I did it for citizenship, which is really one in the same....we all have our alterior motives, like Ashton's prolly trying to make his move on "fox" or whatever the fuck Demi's 14 year old is named....Like every good celebrity, dirty Demi did some naughty pics for a french magazine called Oui, that means yes, I know because I am culture, asshole. These pics are vintage, like a fine wine, you can tell by bitch's nasty bush..that shits making it's way down to her ankles. I assume this was done in between movies, when she was launching her career...RESPECT cuz we all gots to eat... Gallery Here |W|P|112416479875285678|W|P|I am - Demi Moore's Vintage Nudes|W|P|9/26/2005 05:01:00 PM|W|P|Blogger emily|W|P|I love your information on Funny Pictures I bookmarked your blog and will be back soon. If you want, check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - please come by8/15/2005 11:44:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| When I go out on a boat, which is really often, you know living the posh life that I lead, I am rarely not on a boat much like Posh Spice. The only difference is that I am rocking a Cod Fishing boat, it's a summer gig and it pays 10 dollars a fish. If I clean 'em fast, I get to bring one home at the end of the day, which feeds the family, who are never satisfied, but I keep on truckin'. Victoria Beckham is rocking a pair of Short Shorts and kneww high boots....which is always appropriate when you are a call girl and the boat you on is the steet corner, working the night away, giving back alley blowjobs....you know what I am saying, this bitch is too sexed up to be boating, and I am not complaining, if only the cod fishing boat could hook me up like that...the cod wouldn't be the only fishy smell I'd be wearing home. So that was kinda gross, who really cares, it's not like anyone's reading this, and I hate you more and more each day for it. |W|P|112416389794267389|W|P|I am - Posh Spice: The Floating Hooker|W|P|8/16/2005 03:26:00 PM|W|P|Blogger ethan_the_heathen|W|P|Bah, dont be so negative Jesus. Youre really starting to fuck up that old saying WWJD.8/16/2005 08:42:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|well j man we all hate u to8/15/2005 11:37:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I don't like it when a girl can dance, it reminds me of ballet dancers with failed careers who have turned to stripping and that makes me sad, not because I hate strippers, but because I hate ballet dancers, it's a way for gay guys to be teased by their peers, for russians to leave a communist country and for nouveau riches to feel classy...well guess what you WASPY fuck, your little princess is letting me grab her tits for 10 dollars! I bet you didn't see that one coming did you? So the next time you go to a strip club, get the girl who can't dance, because she's working cuz she needs it and not to piss off her dad at the next country club galla when she drops that bomb on him....he'll be all like "honey, I thought I was paying for your law degree" and she'll be like "I don't want to be a lawyer daddy, that's your dream, I want to dance for Jesus", but girl, that aint happening- cuz I'll be with the bitch with no rhythm, who's trying to work for her coin, making up for her weak dancing, but grinding just a little harder than you are.....now if you wanna see a girl who can't dance for shit and is clothed, you best click the motherfucking link... Video Here thanks Otty |W|P|112416347967208406|W|P|I am - Girl Who Can't Dance Video|W|P|8/17/2005 08:28:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Big Daddy Yee|W|P|The chick is hoTT - but can't dance for shit.8/15/2005 10:28:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I love how everytime a celebrity, and I use that term loosely, because I don't really think being a soap opera star really makes you a celebrity. I think the television star is a lower grade of fame than people in movies, and that people who are in movies look down on those in TV. When they see them make a move from TV to the big screen they chuckle amongst themselves while sipping champange and cutting lines of coke. That's pretty much a given though and I am just stating the obvious, and there is nothing funny in what I just said, but I am sure that people on TV are the punchline of most jokes, like any minority in everyday society...you know how you were out dropping "fat" jokes the other day, well replace the dumb "fat" part with any TV star and you just had a hollywood conversation. It's like highschool all over again, only this time everyone's a millionaires and good looking. I kinda feel bad for Eva, girl just wants to get a tan and go for a swim and perverts like you are jerking off to her pics 4 days later. It's pretty dirty. Once you finish cumming, sit back and think about it for a second, your usual masturbation guilt should be much stronger than usual....and yes your dead granny is watching you sick fuck. |W|P|112415934823137419|W|P|I am - Longoria in a Bikini|W|P|8/16/2005 08:40:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|yeah that cunt aint done shit b4 that show and now she thinks she is an uber celeb that bitch aint shit8/18/2005 11:48:00 AM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|Eva sweetie trim it up.The bush is very thick.8/15/2005 01:16:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| There's nothing wrong with a women who works out, but there is something wrong with a bitch jacked on steroids with a clit the size of a grown man's thumb. I heard that shit back when I was 12, when my friend's dad, the baseball coach with a moustache, who taught me about anal sex told me. Turns out he was right, about more than one thing. I always appreciate a man who takes it upon himself to teach kids the inner workings of sex....anyway - the point of this is to say that Brooke Shields' has fuckin' guns on her than make most men feel inadequate, and other men disgusted, luckily for those of you who like this shit, she's highly skilled with a strap-on, at least that's what Agassi told me after he lost his game yesterday. It's hard to stay confident when your current girl is a better tennis player and your last girl's got more testosterone than you. |W|P|112408307281956900|W|P|I am - Brooke Shield's is More Man than You|W|P|8/15/2005 10:02:00 AM|W|P|Blogger TuckerMax|W|P|this blog is falling faster then Payne Stewerts airplane.8/15/2005 01:02:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I hope this is P Diddy's Sister....that's all I have to say about this picture. |W|P|112408222248070462|W|P|I am - P Diddy's Sister|W|P|8/16/2005 08:37:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|that bitch is pug fugly8/16/2005 08:54:00 PM|W|P|Blogger jessca|W|P|OH MY GOD. Doesn't Puff Diddy EVER CLOSE HIS FUCKING MOUTH???

I wish he would fall off the face of the earth and die.11/04/2005 06:07:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|accords - acrobat reader - ad aware - adobe - antivir - antivirus - aperitif - astrologie - astuce - astuces - automobile - automobiles - avatar - avg - avp - balance - belier - bitdefender - blague - blagues - boisson - capricorne - caricature - caricatures - carte postale - cartes postales - cillin - clonecd - cochon - cocktail - comique - comiques - confiture - cuisine - curiosites - curseur - curseurs - cuteftp - dessert - desserts - dessin - directx - download - downloads - ecran de veille - ecrans de veilles - edonkey - effet d optique - emoticones - emulateur - emulateurs - emule - firewall - fond - fond ecran - fonds - gastronomie - gateau - gemeau - getright - henne - horoscope - horoscope chinois - horoscope du lion - horoscope vierge - humoristique - humour - icone - icones - illusion - illusion d optique - illusions - illusions d optique - image - images - jeu - jeux - kaspersky - kazaa - kazaa lite - legume - logiciel - logiciels - mcafee8/15/2005 12:49:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I shouldn't be one to dis other people's style. I am sitting here behind a computer, in soiled underwear and a crusty white t-shirt I got 15 years ago. When you get older and have expenses like supporting a useless lazy fucking wife and her 2 kids, it kinda leaves my disposable income hurting. Not that I really care, because lookin' homeless is hype, and all you motherfuckers who spend your parent's hard earn money on copying my look are fucking idiots...I am telling you the homeless look is in right now, and people are droppin 300 dollars on shit stained jeans. I come from the school where we believe if you want shit stained jeans, go out buy a bottle of moonshine and drink the shit, your bound to piss or shit yourself, but at least you know you aren't a poser bitch. I got issues with band t-shirts too, they were all the rage a few months ago and I never understood why a kid would want to rock a reproduction of a '70s album/concert. I never claim to know everything, but I truly believe that band t-shirts are some Old Navy shit and no one with any sense of style would be caught dead in one. That said, Paris' homosexual friend's got a Judas Priest shirt on, I am sure he was a huge fan back in '86, when he was 2. If you like band shirts and want to support a nice guy visit Trunk Ltd |W|P|112408144945457145|W|P|I am - Band T-Shirts|W|P|8/15/2005 03:15:00 PM|W|P|Blogger pony|W|P|Um, that's Chad Muska, dstep.

He's Paris' longtime friend/fuckbuddy. He's a professional skateboarder. He makes "beats", too.

But he's not homo. At least as far as we know. He's known for serial womanizing.

We've written about this relationship before:

http://theprettiestpony.typepad.com/the_prettiest_pony/2004/12/metal_mania_day_2.html8/15/2005 03:25:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|i hate muska
i hate c1rca
i hate his beats
he's a fucking loser

whether you think pro skaters are cool or not is your deal
but i stand by my band t-shirt statement.8/15/2005 12:39:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| When you are 19 and rich, you've got a few options as to what you can do with your money. You can buy all the hottest gear available, but why bother when you get it for free. You can also take yourself on vacation, but who needs to when you get sent places for "work". You can go to nice restaurants, which you do, but everything's given to you, cuz it's great promotion for the restaurant, so the only thing left for you to buy is cocaine and cars. All you motherfucker's are raggin on my girl Lohan for being a cokewhore, what the fuck would you be doing in her place, even her mother's going along on the ride, so she's obviously doing all she can right now, and you can't ask for anything more from a person in her prime. She's looking good, and I am thinking about hooking myself on a date with her. If anyone out there's got her number, send it my way, because there is nothing more that I want right now than to be drunk and molesting her, on her dime. I never claim that my posts are the best on the Internet, but I challenge you to find someone better. I have had enough of blogging bitches, that when my new site comes out, I am gonna start a war...because if you're asking yourself what war is good for...I have to say shut your hippie mouth and get back to the pot luck, before all the vegan tuna casserole is eaten....asshole.|W|P|112408137880061224|W|P|I am - Lohan is a Supermodel|W|P|8/15/2005 10:00:00 AM|W|P|Blogger TuckerMax|W|P|Im better, you sack of worthless shit. You call my posts bad... big fucking deal. What are you doing, talking about Lindsey Lohan being a crackwhore, thats original. Oh wait wait, a picture of Paris Hilton... thats ground breaking... or better yet lets post a picture of P diddy, fucking faggot. I challenge your kiddie touching ass any day of the week. You suck dick and swallow for free.8/15/2005 06:14:00 PM|W|P|Blogger MrBozack|W|P|I have to see this war. I think tuckermaxx may be french though... I have seen your bitch ass blog-frog!8/16/2005 08:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|funny stuff rofl8/18/2005 12:02:00 PM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|she looks like hell,and obviously on something.

Stop ragging my stepdad he knows what he's doing.Aggravating people like you.8/15/2005 12:36:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| So I got this girl on my contact list who claims to be Suzy from Planet Suzy, she sends me over a link to some girl celebrating her 2000th post on their message board with naked pics of herself. I am not one to judge when it comes to naked pics, but I am one to say that I think 2000 posts are about 2000 posts too many and that maybe you should take on new hobbies, which I assume you are trying now that you've got a digital camera...you amateur porn star, mommy would be proud. I love the digital camera. I don't think I really need to go into why, because whenever I state the obvious, I make myself look like a fucking pervert when you are all the one's actually scoring these kinds of pics off girls on the internet. I take the wrong approach, I beg, I demand, I negotiate, I cry....and it never seems to work out....sometimes I tell a bitch she's ugly in hopes of her proving me wrong and in the 8 months I have been doing this, I have been sent one naked picture of some girl on myspace trying to prove to me that my stance on bush was wrong....anyway, that's not the point...the point is that I don't care if you are ugly or not, or if you're rocking a pair of your daughters pyjamas, I just want to be a part of your naked pics, send them it to me like I was your agent, let me give you my expert opinion on what looks nice and what is incredibly wrong....you never took photography classes, just cuz you have a Canon point and shoot, doesn't make you the next Helmut Newton....you know what I am getting at here? Check out the Useless Junk Amateur showing her junk Here |W|P|112408076035121923|W|P|I am - Useless Junk Amateur|W|P|8/15/2005 03:58:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Beavith|W|P|That silly bitch keeps flaunting her fat saggy tits every chance she gets. It is very fucking annoying to see so many fat bitches get naked on uselessjunk. And those morons kiss their ass, and then that causes these disgusting fat whores to think that they actually look good enough to pose naked. If you post the truth, you get banned from that site. Fuck those guys and their nasty fat naked bitches.8/15/2005 04:11:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Harry|W|P|Bitch has tits sagging down to her ass ... wait, what ass? These useless junk homos act like they've never seen tits on the Internet.8/15/2005 04:12:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Harry|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.8/15/2005 04:16:00 AM|W|P|Blogger t3hpwn3r|W|P|I hear you man... but it goes far beyond that. The dumbasses on that site view themselves as deities or something. Cladius_Talonous posted some pictures of a girl, and all I said was "she wears too much make up... even prostitutes have limits." I ended up getting banned from the whole website because I was a "virgin poster" with only 2 or 3 posts. Fuck those asshats.8/15/2005 04:34:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Beavith|W|P|These stupid whores have such low self esteem that they have to get naked for complete strangers. They should at least be decent looking what the fuck. These bitches sloppy fat and ugly or just look like they are straight out of the trailer park. And yeah that Cladius guy is a fucking moron.8/15/2005 05:51:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Dan|W|P|I drink my own urine8/15/2005 07:36:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Suzy|W|P|You guys on who post these comments are fucking idiots plain and simple.
Although I do like drunkenstepfather and his rants most of the time, the comments are less then desirable and prove to me most of you have no damn life whatso ever. And I am sure you are all married to top rated porn stars and beauty queens. Oh wait, I doubt you even had sex yet.
Anyway the comments are fucked and so are you people who are making them.8/15/2005 01:01:00 PM|W|P|Blogger jessism3|W|P|Suzy, i'm sorry honey. but i have to agree with these guys and i'm a women. if these chicks and you are so sensitive, perhaps you shouldn't be flaunting your fat, ugly, flabby, et al, asses on a web site. that's like a celebrity being pissed off that his ugly picture is in people magazine. my ass is better than what i'm seeing but i don't feel compelled to show every jerk-off in the free world. get over it.8/08/2005 01:29:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I have said that the bikini wax is dead, all the fashionable hipster sluts are rocking a little bush and the only bitches getting bikini waxes are 35 year old mothers and their 16 year old daughters who don't really know what's up because neither of them are fucking anyone. Girls, I prefer a little scruff on the muff. That was a rhyme that I just came up with, I am not a hip hop star so it was really fucking weak, but I will keep it there because I am too lazy to edit and my lack of skills on the cypher front don't change the fact that Alyssa Milano, who is seemingly hot, is mad fucking hairy. At least when she was on Who's the Boss at 15, her hormonal imbalance didn't come into play yet, but as we know puberty's a bitch, and she ain't 15 anymore, that's probably why she's got more hair on her stomach than my Jewish neighbor, and trust me when I say, he's one hairy cunt. I am not saying that I think 15 year olds are prime pussy because they don't have used up pussies, I just think Alyssa Milano is hairier now than ever, and when you have a disability, it's time to take action and I want to let you all know that I still love bush, but I don't dig hair where it shouldn't be... I hope that made sense you motherfucker, remember I am out of practice and sobriety has raped my soul. |W|P|112347898406086378|W|P|I am - Alyssa Milano's Bodyhair|W|P|8/08/2005 10:08:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Edward|W|P|Happy trails to you...tuda...tuda...tudaaa...8/08/2005 06:32:00 PM|W|P|Blogger MrBozack|W|P|well she is italian. but damn, for such a hot piece of ass i think a little maintenance is necessary.not trimming, i was talking about methadone8/09/2005 03:05:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Chris|W|P|Several treatments of laser hair removal would clear that up permenantly! What a pity and how easy to fix forever. She can do her hairy forearms as well.8/10/2005 02:05:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Jerry|W|P|does it freak out anyone else about holly's eyebrows?
for a few years she hasn't managed to connect them and go for a new angle8/11/2005 04:40:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Abrasivist|W|P|I don't mind a little body hair, but can do without the Sandy Duncan meets ice princess hairdo.8/14/2005 04:02:00 AM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|no thanx i bet her pussy is a dense dark forest man she is hairier than me man that freaks me out i would still fuck her but i would cry afterwards.8/30/2005 02:52:00 PM|W|P|Blogger nicolbred|W|P|She's such a skanky whore.8/08/2005 01:29:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I know the site has been a piece of shit lately. I recognize that and don't really care what you think. You need to learn to lighten up and realize that the world does not revolve around your useless needs. In an ideal world that hot girl you know would be eating out your ass while you're watching gay porn and eating a burrito, but this is real life and we can't have everything we want, including an updated daily drunkenstepfather.com site. But since you use me for entertainment, I have no sympathy, because I can only give so much, you fucking user. I got this email today, and I don't understand it, but if you'd like to resond to this bitch for me, get 'er done.
You know that is mean,you being their stepfather and talking about them. I think if you are going to say something like that about them that you should tell them not the whole world,if you was my stepfather and i read, i dont know what i would do. But i am not going to tell you the rest of how i feel about you saying this because i love Mariah's songs. And you may not like her as a stepdaughter or any thing but i still do not think that you should be saying things like that unless you tell her and her sister.
Email her Here, I think she's 13, I know some of you probably like that, but don't get yourself arrested, and if you do try to meet her in a park, and a swat team's there waiting for your pedophilic ass, don't say I didn't warn you. |W|P|112347912059423492|W|P|I am - Email of the Day|W|P|8/09/2005 01:05:00 AM|W|P|Blogger majestic1|W|P|your crazy jman and that girl is obviously a crazy person her email makes my brain hurt.8/11/2005 01:11:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Peter|W|P|owie, that does make my brain hurt. i mean, how does she figure you're all these peoples Stepfather, let alone a drunk one? must stop dwelling on this, brain turning to mush!8/12/2005 12:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Skylar|W|P|this is a blog?8/14/2005 04:18:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Abrasivist|W|P|Thirteen year olds do not understand dark humor and those who do are FBI agents in chatrooms.11/08/2005 09:04:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/08/2005 01:28:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I love checking out pics of other people's girlfriends. It's probably got something to do with wanting what you can't have. Generally, I can't really have any girl, not only because I am married, but also because I lack the skills needed to make a wallet-fucking whore feel worthy and willing, you know, ready to whip out her pussy and throw that shit on my dick like a steak on the bbq...I don't really know what I am talking about, other than the fact that when I think of other people's girlfriends naked, I get really fucking hungry, and emotionally eat my way to happiness, while staring a pics of them on all fours.... This site, Book-Mark.Net Delivers the Goods....and if you know what's good for you, you should start sending in pics of your dirty slut girlfriends naked, that shit inspires me and will make me post mo'faster than you can read. |W|P|112347895104700664|W|P|I am - Girlfriend Dirty Pics|W|P|11/10/2005 06:58:00 AM|W|P|Blogger rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20058/08/2005 01:27:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I fucking love handjob porn, it reminds me of innocent times that have come and gone, a time when I didn't need to strap a bitch down with a PVC bodysuit to get hard, a time when I sat outside the 7 Eleven in texas and had a hot and heavy night with my Albino girlfriend who wasn't comfortable fucking, because it meant that I had to gaze deeply into her red eyes...bitch didn't believe me when I told her I just wanted her on all fours...the handjobs were magical and everytime I see a handjob porn it reminds me of those simpler times...the fact that these two girls are smoking makes me happy, because smoking is always cool, it makes everyone look like James Dean, and although he was a closet case, he still represented the teenage rebel, something you wish you could have been all those days spent at home alot playing Role-Playing games online....if only you started smoking, your whole teenage life woulda changed....I bet that makes you sad.... Gallery Here |W|P|112347884535566573|W|P|I am - Smokin' Handjob of the Day|W|P|9/26/2005 04:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger sarah|W|P|Wow - you're blog is full of good info. It's getting hard to find blogs with useful content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have just started my Latest Funny Pictures News blog and would really appreciate you coming by - thanks again8/08/2005 01:27:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| There comes a time in everyone's life when they have to realize that they are no longer that cute little 3 year old on Full House anymore. They have to realize that although they may have all the money in the fucking world and the luxury to do whatever they please, they can't change the fact that they are fucking ugly. Now you could say that plastic surgery is an option, but unfortunately we'd have a Michael Jackson on our hands, not that Michael Jackson's ugly, I would rather get into bed with him that this bitch anyday but that's only because he has a petting zoo and I fucking love petting zoos. My suggestion for this Olsen twin is simple, just get yourself bigger sunglasses, ones that cover your fucking disgusting mouth, you look like my 90 year old grandmother who spent 65 years sucking tourist cock in Tijuana. I am thinking a helmet with a visor will do, and on the positive side, if you trip and fall from heat exhaustion on a day that you skipped your toilet paper and water meal, you will prevent head trauma. See bitch, I am always thinking about your best fucking interests. |W|P|112347887572020226|W|P|I am - Olsen Twin's Sunglasses|W|P|8/09/2005 09:09:00 AM|W|P|Blogger MalAdjust|W|P|What the fuck? This looks like a Janis Joplin Starter Kit.8/10/2005 02:47:00 PM|W|P|Blogger MrBozack|W|P|are you sure she isn't leaving the audition for the new E.T. flick? i'd still like to fuck the blonde olsen...the little whore11/27/2005 03:07:00 AM|W|P|Blogger wermacht|W|P|pipe down bitches she is coming out of an audition to be the Emperor for the next series of Star Wars8/08/2005 01:26:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Being on a reality TV show is always a good way to pigeonhole yourself. People all think that their 5 mins of fame on one of these shows will end up giving them so many more oppotunites that will make them the next Tom Cruise, but the reality of reality TV is that you play yourself, you are edited to shit, everything is skewed to have a dramatic effect and you walk away from the experience humilated and hated by the rest of Society. The best concept for a Reality TV show is Big Brother, it's all about locking motherfuckers up in a house and seeing how they interact after providing them with a bunch of booze to get the party started and make shit interesting....all while cameras are installed in every room of the house allowing average hillbilly trash watch the dynamic of the human experience. The good thing about the human experience is that it always comes down to sex, and on big brother we get to see the sex so it's amateur porn in full effect, but it's okay because it's reality TV. These 2 Russians get caught on camera gettin down after a night of drinking...the good news for them is that by doing a reality TV show in Russia is the 3 people own TVs so the chance of running your life is a hell of a stetch. The reason only 3 people have TVs is because of communism. Embrace your freedom you dirty Americans. Check the Clips Out |W|P|112347879868755917|W|P|I am - Big Brother Russia Sex|W|P|9/26/2005 04:45:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Josh|W|P|Your blog is great. It's hard to find blogs with good content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have a Funny Pictures Exposed if you want to come check it out.8/08/2005 01:26:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Jessica Simpson is at the height of her career. She's been working out 3 hours a day so that she looks alright on a big screen for the redneck movie she's in. She's got a tight fucking body and huge tits and girl can sing. Take it while it's hot, we can only anticipate her getting lazy and fat in the next couple of years, because that's just what happens when your career goes to shit and you eat too much fucking ice cream. They've made a sex toy out of Jessica Simpson will 3 orificies to fuck, right now it's on display in some wax museum you've all heard about, but when all the hype dies down she'll be thrown in the dumpster out back and some lucky homeless guy's gonna find himself a new wife. At times I am jealous of all the opportunity street people have with the luxury of not working or washing...this is one of those times...but I will find that homeless guy and buy his Jessica Simpson sex doll of him for a bottle of Jack...because that's just how I'm living. Trust me when I say that it won't be the first time I fuck some homeless dude's sloppy seconds. |W|P|112347882218848650|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson Wax Ass|W|P|9/26/2005 04:04:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Squirrel|W|P|I found a lot of useful info about Funny Pictures on your blog - thank you. I also have a new Funny Pictures Tips blog - please click over and have a look