5/26/2005 11:06:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| The site keeps getting smuttier and smuttier, and I don't give a fuck. I will drive this motherfucker into the ground. There is only so much celebrity shit I can handle, and when I come across something as golden as a dude takin it like a bitch, I can't just sit on it and not deliver the motherfucking goods. Now for a little commentary on this situation.....some guys have powerful jobs and like to be submissive, some guys like a little anal play and there's nothing wrong with that, some guys are secretly closet cases and have imbeded urges to get fucked by another person but can't come out of the closet, because their parents won't approve. Most girls, given the opportunity would fuck their significant other, because people like power...and the person who is "taking it" is generally not in the power position. I hope you liked this, and feel free to test this out with your friends, cuz trust me - I aint judging. I have never let my wife fuck me, but that's mainly because I am scared she will have a heartattack...any physical activity can push her over the edge. We prefer when she just lies there like the slob that she is...
|W|P|111716321229121707|W|P|I am - Dude Getting Fucked Up the Ass by a Chick|W|P|5/27/2005 04:25:00 PM|W|P|
I had a guy want me to strap one on and do him doggie style. . .I did it but did not enjoy it at all. It was not powerful . . .just disgusting. . .Pooh all over the dildo. I like my man in power and I like being the girl.5/27/2005 11:12:00 PM|W|P|Team Fuck|W|P|then maybe you should stop dating fags.5/28/2005 12:06:00 AM|W|P|5/29/2005 01:23:00 AM|W|P|5/29/2005 11:56:00 AM|W|P|5/30/2005 03:31:00 PM|W|P|MrBozack|W|P|Just because we don't take cock and other household items up the ass does not mean we only fuck missionary with the lights out. Ask your mother you full blown fag bitch.5/31/2005 03:56:00 AM|W|P|
When did "cock" become a "household item"? Do they sell dick at Ikea now? Foreign dick at Pier 1? White-boy lovepole at Crate and Barrel?
I'm so ordering the new catalogues!5/31/2005 10:57:00 AM|W|P|5/31/2005 05:44:00 PM|W|P|MrBozack|W|P|My cock is often in the house. Therefore it is a household item. Like a broomstick.5/31/2005 08:23:00 PM|W|P|5/31/2005 08:28:00 PM|W|P|6/01/2005 03:55:00 PM|W|P|6/02/2005 11:34:00 PM|W|P|6/03/2005 09:20:00 PM|W|P|6/04/2005 07:21:00 PM|W|P|6/04/2005 09:35:00 PM|W|P|
If you like it, you should use it. Double stimulation doubles the intensity of the orgasm (like head-down position; stretched quads; full body tension).6/04/2005 09:36:00 PM|W|P|Dr. Allcome|W|P|Actually there are important nerves on the frontal side of the rectum. But it's a question of taste: Some men love to be stimulated there, others don't feel anything sexual at all. Believe me, I checked a couple of prostates...
If you like it, you should use it. Double stimulation doubles the intensity of the orgasm (like head-down position; stretched quads; full body tension).6/30/2005 01:12:00 PM|W|P|7/01/2005 05:07:00 PM|W|P|5/26/2005 11:06:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
We have all seen her nipples so many fuckin times, and we know that it's really not at all interesting, but I will post them anyway, because all nip slips lack a whole lot on the stimulation front, and by stimulation I don't mean erection, I mean that we are de-sensitized, nip slips are so last year, they bore us all, and we think it's time for celebs to have clit-slips....hook it up Paris.
|W|P|111716324599328938|W|P|I am - Paris Hilton Nip Slip|W|P|5/27/2005 04:20:00 AM|W|P|Rachel Croucher|W|P|paris did have a clit slip!
http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2005_05_08_gabsmash_archive.html#1115672147724314395/27/2005 11:59:00 AM|W|P|ogie|W|P|why post a nipslip pic of her? did you miss the video with her getting fucked?5/29/2005 01:26:00 AM|W|P|
Its a NEW slip!, your telling me if lohan rubbed her tits in your face you would push her away becasue you had already seen her tits?5/29/2005 12:20:00 PM|W|P|Easily Aroused|W|P|You'd think with all that money she could afford a bra...5/29/2005 07:43:00 PM|W|P|5/30/2005 03:26:00 PM|W|P|Pinks|W|P|Nice dude!
on a totally unrelated subject heres a natalie portman nip slip:
http://pinks.allhyper.com/viewtopic.php?t=75/30/2005 03:27:00 PM|W|P|MrBozack|W|P|no way dude, that's paris. You can tell by the coked out look in her phony blue contact eyes. please continue to post anything concerning such a true american icon as paris hilton.5/30/2005 04:02:00 PM|W|P|Easily Aroused|W|P|Pinks: nice heads up on the NP slip.5/30/2005 04:09:00 PM|W|P|5/30/2005 08:13:00 PM|W|P|Manny|W|P|Naked Pic of her sister Nicky Here:
www.savemanny.com6/01/2005 10:14:00 AM|W|P|
hey Jesus Martinez, put my site in your 'friends' section ;)6/03/2005 11:09:00 PM|W|P|ScamBitchesEyeDew|W|P|lemmie help you dreamers out
THIS gurl is reachable AND fuckable
check her out here
It's way more fun suckin on em that it is dreamin about em8/22/2005 12:27:00 AM|W|P|Bubble Yum Girls|W|P|I love nip slips so much i started a site for other pervs to get them all for free. Look and tell me what you think. www.nipslips.org.8/22/2005 12:28:00 AM|W|P|Bubble Yum Girls|W|P|I love nip slips so much i started a site for other pervs to get them all for free. Look and tell me what you think. www.nipslips.org.5/26/2005 11:05:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Hip hop is dead, it's true. Unfortunately, I never considered Lil' Kim to be hip hop. She's more of a groupie bitch, who somehow sucked enough dick to get a record of her own. The benefit of having an ex-crackwhore on stage in front of lots of people is that she jacks up her underwear and lets her dirty tits hangout all over the motherfucker. I am wondering what that patch is on the right tit (her right), I am thinking it's the contraceptive patch, to ensure bitch doesn't get knocked up (again), because identifying the babby daddy is a total pain in the ass....
|W|P|111716314048337283|W|P|I am - Lil' Kim Nip Slip|W|P|5/26/2005 11:56:00 PM|W|P|5/27/2005 02:03:00 AM|W|P|5/27/2005 01:29:00 PM|W|P|Scaryfast|W|P|What the fuck?
That bitch is actually singing on a stage with her tits out.
I was expecting, say a partial nip slip or something, but this is simply a whole lot less attractive.5/27/2005 02:32:00 PM|W|P|5/27/2005 02:58:00 PM|W|P|5/28/2005 05:18:00 PM|W|P|5/30/2005 05:37:00 PM|W|P|5/30/2005 05:52:00 PM|W|P|FacingTheTruth|W|P|That's quite the outfit to begin with!6/01/2005 01:01:00 PM|W|P|6/02/2005 01:59:00 AM|W|P|6/02/2005 01:01:00 PM|W|P|Peety|W|P| Cool site...Will add it to my links...
That is what the world needs today, a bit more HUMOR..
Lil Kim is really Lil Kim HO.... ( But we knew that already?)...
You can't buy class..But you sure can buy a fake body..
6/06/2005 08:47:00 AM|W|P|6/11/2005 09:56:00 AM|W|P|Honest heterosexual|W|P|Who do you guys think you're fooling??? You'd be all over her like ants on a creamcake if she so much as looked at you. Still, I'm sure you all found each other terribly impressive.....so, give each other a little ego rub, and then sing your anthem...."Macho macho man, I've got to be, a macho man"6/16/2005 03:20:00 PM|W|P|7/05/2005 04:19:00 PM|W|P|9/26/2005 06:22:00 PM|W|P|paige|W|P|Your blog is great. It's hard to find blogs with good content and people talking about Funny Pictures these days. I have a Funny Pictures Exposed if you want to come check it out.9/30/2005 08:39:00 PM|W|P|kalisekj|W|P|Nice Blog!!! It looks like you've spent a fair amount of time setting it up and keeping the content fresh. I'll be sure to come back.
I have a online dating blog. It pretty much covers dating agency related stuff.
Thanks again and keep up the good work.5/26/2005 11:05:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Hipsters make the world go round, at least that's what I tell myself when I am passed out on the bathroom floor dreaming of a fat line of yay, but can't really afford one because of all these motherfuckers driving up the price. It's supply and demand bitches and the more hipsters breed and morph into coke huffin, too cool for life, motherfuckers, the less chance I have of scoring the one thing I know will take me out of this drunken state. Now this is a picture of a hipster rocking a suit that is a derivative of pink, stylin facial hair, black rimmed tinted glasses, long hair, a couple of laminents(press packs) and to top off the outfit a motherfuckin microphone. Nothing says more important that you hipsters than the guy who's rockin the mic and has a camera crew. This guy is what hipster jealousy is made of, and if I were you, I would take down some notes, because being hip will change your emo life.
|W|P|111716316691980554|W|P|I am - Asian Hipster of the Day|W|P|5/27/2005 09:10:00 AM|W|P|5/28/2005 01:05:00 AM|W|P|5/30/2005 04:12:00 PM|W|P|5/26/2005 11:04:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Models make me laugh.They have the most ridiculous jobs and get paid ridiculous money to sit in front of the camera. I am not gonna dis a hard working person, because I know it's hard work, and that is why the payout is so damn good, but I am gonna say it's funny to see just how hard these gig can be, first hand. By first hand, I mean through pictures on the internet, because I am not exclusive enough to hit up these photoshoots VIP styles. This is series of pics of Gisele doing some acrobatic shit, only to fall in the water, to be saved and covered by dudes in a dingy (thanks towel guy). You can see side tit shot, if that does anythin for you on a sexual level, you probably got issues. If you are reading this site, you definitely have bigger issues, and getting off to a partial tit shot of Gisele is nothing new. I know you jerk off to your mom's Victoria Secret catalog. Big up yourself.
Paparazzi Pics - After the Jump
|W|P|111716306925411689|W|P|I am - Gisele Photoshoot Mis-Hap|W|P|5/27/2005 03:01:00 PM|W|P|5/30/2005 06:34:00 PM|W|P|5/26/2005 11:04:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Wasted is a lifestyle. It's not something that you can do in moderation, it's something that you are supposed to do to get through your day, and to forget your problems, because I know your life is dull. For the times that you go out and get sauced, you can rock this shirt, that way when you vomit on someone next to you, they can't say you didn't warn them.
|W|P|111716310034502658|W|P|I am - T-Shirt of the Day|W|P|5/28/2005 04:07:00 AM|W|P|6/20/2005 04:47:00 PM|W|P|The Dicks|W|P|yeah, where is it from?9/26/2005 06:17:00 PM|W|P|Jessy|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.9/26/2005 06:28:00 PM|W|P|paige|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Cameron Diaz - nice work. I've just started my own Cameron Diaz Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by5/26/2005 11:03:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
A nipple is a beautiful thing (if you're weird). It's the spicket that feeds our spawns, a source of life to a new generation, a decoration on the breast (like christmas lights or a painting on the wall). It gives guys something to look at, play with, satisfy weird psychological mother issues with, all at the same time. I know that not all breasts are perfect, and I am not one out there looking for an ideal nipple or the perfect tit, but I am willing to say that these nipples are disgusting. I know the bitch in the pics is equally disgusting, she has absolutely no good physical attributes, I am sure she's a good person, hell, she sure as hell better be because her nipples have a circumference(2-pie-r) greater than my dinner plate, and I am a fat dude, so that's pretty damn big. You may be confusing this bitch with my wife, but my baby is way mo'fatter, Assholes.
|W|P|111716303767425680|W|P|I am - Peperonni Nipple of the Day|W|P|5/28/2005 12:32:00 AM|W|P|5/29/2005 01:54:00 AM|W|P|5/29/2005 08:34:00 PM|W|P|6/06/2005 10:18:00 AM|W|P|
and this applies to skinny young girls as well!!9/26/2005 06:17:00 PM|W|P|jenna|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Funny Pictures - nice work. I've just started my own Funny Pictures Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by11/10/2005 08:11:00 AM|W|P|rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20055/26/2005 11:02:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Bitch is still too fat for my liking. She may have got her shit together, and dropped 20 pounds, but I think she's still disgustingly fat. Look at her thunderous thighs, I guess that's just the way she happens, you work towards a good thing and you end up losing all your tits, losing your birthing hips, and keeping your fat fucking thighs. I guess the only thing for Lohan to do, is to keep up with the program, continue smoking crystal meth out of a lightbulb and fucking get squating. I remember when my wife went on a cabbage diet, it was supposed to drop 20 of the 100 excess pounds she's packing. All she ate was steamed cabbage. The outcome was not so good, she gained 10 pounds and stank like a concentration camp. Point of the post is to say that not all diets work and that there are more Lohan fat bikini pics after the jump.
|W|P|111716297316086594|W|P|I am - Lindsay Lohan Bikini|W|P|5/27/2005 04:03:00 PM|W|P|5/27/2005 04:56:00 PM|W|P|5/27/2005 08:33:00 PM|W|P|5/27/2005 11:14:00 PM|W|P|Team Fuck|W|P|$5 bucks says Christina's a fattty!5/28/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P|5/29/2005 08:37:00 PM|W|P|
No, I dont think Christina is a fatty, asshole, she is right. There is so much pressure for women to be stick thin.
When the curves of a women represents motherhood and sexuality. American women are afraid of that.
Its sad.5/30/2005 12:51:00 AM|W|P|5/30/2005 01:57:00 AM|W|P|lilith|W|P|fat thighs, more like anorexic sally if you ask me, your a raving fuckin idiot if you think those are fat thighs ya fuckin douche bag5/30/2005 04:07:00 PM|W|P|
Thanks. That made my day.5/30/2005 04:45:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|you know how we do....5/30/2005 06:04:00 PM|W|P|
But I can't wait to see if any private sex vids surfaces out of her skeletal closet in the near future. Since Paris is more likely Bi, maybe we'll see some lesbo action with the both of them too.6/01/2005 10:58:00 PM|W|P|6/02/2005 01:59:00 AM|W|P|Ralph Upyergutz|W|P|I think that she should not have gone on the Whitney Houston Diet Plan. Bobby Brown knows nothing about nutrition. I loved her before, and now Lindsay has a lost, somewhat pathetic look about her. I want her to go back to days and looks of "I'm not really a bad girl, okay, yeah, I'm a bad girl you fuckers. Now bugger off." She was more..... lickable then. Now she seems like she's paris hilton-skankable. And who doesn't assume that shes doing some kinda drugs to get so scrawny/fugly in no time? John Kerry is a Liar BTW. And Fuck Hitlery CLinton.6/02/2005 02:30:00 AM|W|P|
Paris Hilton is a vampire, who sucked the babyyumminess right outta this poor girl's snatchhole.6/02/2005 02:31:00 AM|W|P|6/07/2005 02:51:00 AM|W|P|
A life thats more like going down her poop chute.6/07/2005 12:39:00 PM|W|P|6/12/2005 03:58:00 AM|W|P|7/18/2005 12:10:00 AM|W|P|paris hilton rox|W|P|hey for all the people making fun of linsey lohan im not really a fan but if u think she is fat ur insane im way skinnier than her but thats only cause i just got over my disease of anorexia because of people like u u ass whole and paris hilton rox7/18/2005 12:14:00 AM|W|P|paris hilton rox|W|P|ur all just jealous if u have something to say be my guest my e-mail is email@example.com/18/2005 12:56:00 AM|W|P|paris hilton rox|W|P|hey did u block me or something i was trying to send u a real pic of me jerk9/26/2005 06:29:00 PM|W|P|Weedlet|W|P|I love your information on Funny Pictures I bookmarked your blog and will be back soon. If you want, check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - please come by11/09/2005 10:58:00 AM|W|P|rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20051/06/2006 11:17:00 PM|W|P|5/26/2005 11:01:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| The pimp of the year is obviously Kevin Federline. Dude's knows how to bring a plan many of us had into light, he excuted strategically a way to get into Britney's pants, have her fall in love with him, get her to marry him without a pre-nup, hook him up with a hefty allowance, knock her up to really lock her in, all while doing nothing with himself. Dude can sleep all day if he chooses to, he gets to sit around a smoke his cigarettes, play his videogames, and drive around in his motherfuckin Ferrari. For the people who say this guys a talentless mooch, you're just jealous that his skills in seduction and lockin a bitch in have worked out great for him. I would like to take this opportunity to big up K-Fed for all his hard work and well-deserved success....
|W|P|111716292323175306|W|P|I am - Kevin Federline and his Ferrari|W|P|5/27/2005 01:51:00 AM|W|P|
He just lucked out cuz Britney's a desperate whore.5/27/2005 11:33:00 AM|W|P|
He lucked out because he pulled the same move on Britney he did on countless other females: he acts as if he's inner city and popped her cherry. Nothing wrong with using the gifts given to you to achieve an almost impossible dream. He isn't college educated, doesn't come from wealthy stock or does he have a famous sibling. He got his money the old fashion way:he gamed a insecure wealthy white chick.And if I might add,frankly speaking, thats very possible for any of us.5/27/2005 08:42:00 PM|W|P|5/29/2005 06:56:00 PM|W|P|
In the case of Kev and Brit, I actually wish them luck in their marriage, at least for 10 years. Under California law, if their is a divorce after 10 years of marriage, Kevin will get half of everything she earns...Ah stupid stupid stupid for not getting a pre-nup! Why did you think Tom Cruise divorced Nicole Kidman for!
Kevin may or may not be a mooch, depending if has some sort of real day job, hes not a real brainiac, but ya gotta give props for making a good score.5/29/2005 08:31:00 PM|W|P|6/04/2005 12:22:00 PM|W|P|6/04/2005 09:35:00 PM|W|P|
She might have a pre-nup Atleast I hope she does after not having one with the first guy she married Jason Alexander or whatever. She did buy him a nice quarter of a million dollar porshe for not trying to grab her money though.
Marry Britney and it seems your atleast getting a sweet super car out of the deal11/07/2005 10:29:00 AM|W|P|tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20055/26/2005 11:00:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Not all girls are blessed with a well-contained cunt. I am thinking it's genetic, maybe a hormonal imbalance, or possibly from having babies...many, many babies. I am not saying that this kind of pussy is no good to get down with. I know that these beef curtains don't take away from good sex. I know that many external pussies can be tighter than an internal one, but I just don't think it's as hot to look at. Maybe it is the pedophile in me, who likes the simplicity of a coinslot, or maybe it's just gross to look at a girls uterus before getting it on with her. If you click the link, you will see the DrunkenStepfather Meaty pussy of the day.
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|W|P|111716287976995395|W|P|I am - External Vagina of the Day|W|P|5/27/2005 02:35:00 AM|W|P|
http://www.mythirdpinky.com/5/29/2005 08:32:00 PM|W|P|5/30/2005 03:22:00 PM|W|P|MrBozack|W|P|Oh c'mon people. I'ts not that bad.
My drunk ass could fuck and eat that bitch all night. Of course I also re-drink my drunken vomiting when the bottle runs dry.9/06/2005 09:34:00 AM|W|P|Leesa|W|P|9/06/2005 09:35:00 AM|W|P|Leesa|W|P|9/06/2005 09:36:00 AM|W|P|Leesa|W|P|I guess I was unable to see the right page.
blog: http://dsmoya31410.blogspot.com9/26/2005 06:19:00 PM|W|P|Mikey|W|P|Great work on your blog - it was very enlightening. You've got a lot of useful info on there about Funny Pictures so I've bookmarked your site so I don't lose it. I'm doing a lot of research on Funny Pictures Exposed and have just started a new blog - I'd really appreciate your comments5/25/2005 12:25:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| A quest for a coinslotted vagina is a lifelong mission. I know they exist but it seems like every bitch I get with has her fucking uterus hanging out. I don't know if it has to do with the drug problems or the eating disorders, but I do know that shit hangs where I don't think it should. I was visiting my brother Hector's site and he posted a gallery of some girl with a coinslot.....Check it out HERE
|W|P|111699518838387766|W|P|I am - Coinslot Search|W|P|5/26/2005 03:09:00 AM|W|P|ToXiC|W|P|Great post son5/26/2005 03:44:00 AM|W|P|
http://www.freephotoiPods.com/?r=156713506/06/2005 10:44:00 AM|W|P|9/26/2005 06:18:00 PM|W|P|mia|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.9/26/2005 06:29:00 PM|W|P|Clifford|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Cameron Diaz - nice work. I've just started my own Cameron Diaz Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by5/25/2005 12:24:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I am not feeling the thong these days, I am a huge fan of the bootyshort I am not too sure why I have always had a thing for this style of underwear, and I am not insanely picky when a bitch rocks a thong, because I understand that diversity keeps things interesting, but seeing the bottoms of an ass hanging out of a tight fitting bootyshort is really something we all need to experience as often as possible. I guess the whole reason is that a girl with a bad ass can mask it in fabric and still turn me on, just by rocking the right kind of panty. Now I don't find Cameron Diaz hot, and I don't understand why she's rocking a thong, and whale tailing, but I do know that it probably has something to do with her being old and washed up, completely missing the bootyshort train.....and by train I mean my erection. Girls, if you are wearing a thong, pull up your pants, cuz no one needs to see yo' junk.
|W|P|111699513480580808|W|P|I am - Cameron Diaz's Thong|W|P|5/25/2005 07:07:00 AM|W|P|Cameron Diaz pictures5/25/2005 06:24:00 PM|W|P|5/26/2005 12:42:00 PM|W|P|
Cameron Diaz click here5/25/2005 12:23:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Fleshlights are made for everyone. Here I am thinking they are only for dude's who can't get laid, or lack the funds to hire a whore. People who have been masturbating since they were 11 and bored of their hand, because they be running dry, but I was wrong, and when I am wrong I am wrong, and this is an example of me being wrong. I went to the fleshlight discussion board, and I find out that a Fleshlight saved some crippled man's marriage. That's right people, Fleshlights are cripple friendly...not just for lonely perverts anymore....
I purchased a fleshlight because I suffer from chronic back pain at times due to a
physical condition. I wanted to add something fun back into our sex life so this seemed
appropriate. Well not to go into much detail........wow.......oh my .....mm......... After 1 hour it was amazingly lifelike ! My back didn't hurt and I felt woderful ! This also brought back a closeness again into our marriage.My wife thought this was the best alternative to intercourse for me without putting a strain on my back. I know it can be frustrating for the spouse who is married to someone who has physical limitations. I highly reccomend this to people (couples) who suffer from disabilities and still want that closeness in sex. This device is not just a masterbation toy, but a carefuly thought out medical device that can enhance your sex life.
Having your spouse use this on you is one of the most erotic experiences you can everrrr have.
|W|P|111699507041496733|W|P|I am - Fleshlight Discussion Board Post of the Day|W|P|5/29/2005 08:40:00 PM|W|P|6/12/2005 04:54:00 PM|W|P|Flyer|W|P|Ha ha - Fleshlights are the cure ;-)5/25/2005 12:22:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| We all know that Nick Lachey's pretty fucking cool, he drives a Ferrari and we don't. He is also married to America's sweetheart, Jessica Simpson. The blonde big breasted bombshell who sings like a motherfucker, has a child molesting father, and a sister with acid reflux. The point of this post is to say that Jessica is sun tanning, and that means she's wearing a bikini. We live in Canada and rarely see bikinis. The closest thing I have seen to a bikini on my wife is one of those one-piece numbers with the skirt attached around the waist, yeah I thought they only made those for 4 year olds too, but apparantly it's all the rage in the fat chick community.
More pics after the Jump!
|W|P|111699500776466929|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson Bikini|W|P|5/25/2005 10:38:00 AM|W|P|5/25/2005 10:39:00 AM|W|P|Kitty 'n' Chip|W|P|is it our imagination or is that first pic dangerously close to a Nipple Slip?????
K n C5/25/2005 06:19:00 PM|W|P|MrBozack|W|P|check out those ribs! I fucking love that new Hollywood cocaine diet that's all the rage with the young whores these days. or maybe I just love the cocaine.5/26/2005 08:41:00 AM|W|P|5/27/2005 03:04:00 PM|W|P|
and what's with the douche bag and his 'traibal art' tattoos... *rolling eyes*5/29/2005 07:32:00 PM|W|P|
It almost looks like a revealing camel toe.6/27/2005 10:44:00 AM|W|P|5/25/2005 12:21:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I guess this is going to become a regular feature, only because there is so much of this shit out there. I guess you give a communist country access to the outside world and nothing good can come of it....except to me this is good. The asian girl has a weird pink think hanging out of her beav, and dudes' rockin' it like he was Rocky training to fight that blonde russian dude. Watch the video if it works, and let us know if you think it all has to do with over-compensation for small penis - or if it's a result of the communist regime...
|W|P|111699493969775843|W|P|I am - Asian Sex Video of the Day|W|P|5/25/2005 10:32:00 AM|W|P|5/25/2005 11:30:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|I said Asian - like China - Vietnam - Korea
I didn't say Japan
Even though I know they produce all the fucking weird porn out there. I like to group all asians together. It's easier that way.
I did the same thing with mexicans, and it started a race war....let's do it again.5/25/2005 03:36:00 PM|W|P|5/25/2005 03:37:00 PM|W|P|5/25/2005 12:20:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| There is nothing better than working your whole life, day in and day out, to save enough money to give your kids everything that you didn't have, in attempts to give them a better life than you had with more opportunities and less barriers of entry. Actually there is something a little better than that and it is finding out your daughter is a party slut who get's gangbanged weekly, has herpes and had 3 abortions in the last year. The truth only comes out when you are home alone, your wife is out doing errands, you hit up your motherfucking computer hoping to bust a nut to something that doesn't stink the way your haggard wife does.....only to find spring break pictures of your daughter showing the world her cooch....College girls will always make me happy, only because I don't have a real daughter...
Check out the gallery Here
|W|P|111699489340540335|W|P|I am - College Girls Making Daddy Proud|W|P|5/25/2005 12:35:00 AM|W|P|5/25/2005 04:56:00 PM|W|P|5/25/2005 06:51:00 PM|W|P|dookie|W|P|5/25/2005 06:52:00 PM|W|P|dookie|W|P|10/01/2005 12:06:00 AM|W|P|FriendlyGuy1212|W|P|I have a natural cure for herpes site/blog. It pretty much covers natural cure for herpes related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)5/25/2005 12:19:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
The best thing about getting breast implants is the level of confidence it gives a girl. They suddenly go from being ultra insecure about their tits, making you fuck them with a sweatshirt on, to exposing the motherfuckers every chance they get. Christina Aguilera is a prime example of that. She's been out rockin' with no bra and sheer shirt for the last few months, and either way we don't give a fuck. We are bored of celebrity nipple, but we would like to thank the celebs for making nipple slips and sheer tops all the rage. That means that while walking down the streets in my hometown, I will see many nipples on many different girls, I predict that this summer will be the summer of nipples, and people like X-Tina and her plastic surgeon are to thank. Thanks!
|W|P|111699481912898831|W|P|I am - Christina's Implants|W|P|5/25/2005 12:33:00 AM|W|P|5/25/2005 08:41:00 AM|W|P|5/26/2005 02:21:00 PM|W|P|Andy W|W|P|swwet, love that nipple ring!5/27/2005 01:01:00 PM|W|P|
Nice extra pics!!!5/29/2005 07:15:00 PM|W|P|5/29/2005 11:38:00 PM|W|P|Needle Anus|W|P|She looks horrible. What a disaster.6/01/2005 10:25:00 AM|W|P|
Silly what a girl would do just for a line of blow.
Davehollywoood@aol.com6/17/2005 01:31:00 AM|W|P|6/26/2005 05:32:00 AM|W|P|9/25/2005 12:19:00 PM|W|P|Joshy|W|P|I love your information on Anna Kournikova I bookmarked your blog and will be back soon. If you want, check out my blog on Anna Kournikova Exposed - please come by9/26/2005 07:42:00 AM|W|P|amber|W|P|I found a lot of useful info about Christina Aguilera on your blog - thank you. I also have a new Christina Aguilera Tips blog - please click over and have a look5/25/2005 12:18:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I guess this is more entertaining than sad. Fat, Pregnant, Huge-Breasted Britney is out trying to be healthy, while her mooch boyfriend gets driven next to her in a golfcart. We all know he's a lazy fuck who gets to rock-out like superstar on her dime, but dude doesn't even walk with his fat, pregnant, huge-breasted wife. You would think it's the least he could do considering she's his employer, I know my employer get's mad when I don't scrub the toilets out properly, and shows his anger by pissing all over the place and making me clean all up again...Britney needs to grow some balls, not a fetus.
|W|P|111699475348402616|W|P|I am - Kevin Federline is a Hurtbag|W|P|5/25/2005 01:47:00 PM|W|P|5/25/2005 02:51:00 PM|W|P|Beth|W|P|Not only that, but he's drinking a fucking milkshake. I'd kill him.5/26/2005 03:00:00 PM|W|P|Andy W|W|P|i think she deserves it. KF is such a pimp.5/27/2005 01:20:00 AM|W|P|5/27/2005 08:16:00 PM|W|P|5/29/2005 08:42:00 PM|W|P|
Brit is a desperate, bitch who has low self esteem! He was the first to stick with her so she jumped on it! He will be cheating (if he already isnt) in a min and it will be all over the news. He will humilate her and take all her shit.
Jokes on her.
Dumb bitch6/05/2005 05:57:00 PM|W|P|9/26/2005 06:05:00 PM|W|P|jenna|W|P|I love your information on Funny Pictures I bookmarked your blog and will be back soon. If you want, check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - please come by5/25/2005 12:17:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| When tying up the girl you somehow lured into your house isn't working out for you, or when her roofies start to wear off, there is really only one solution and that is to tape her up, but not with just any tape, you need black mummification tape, cuz there isn't much hotter that fucking a bitch while taggin her ass with heiroglypics and I am not talking about the San Francisco hip hop collective. I am talking some ancient Egyptian Cleopatra shit. This has been a weak post, but bitches, I am just getting back into the game...
Removable Bondage Tape
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Each pack includes 4 rolls of tape.
|W|P|111699469945096845|W|P|I am - Mummification Tape Pack|W|P|5/23/2005 10:18:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
This thing is supposed to be a woman, that's the rumor, but I have a feeling this is a "Ladybug" situation, where the team recruited a dude with bitch tits to play on their team to help win the championship. By championship, I don't mean an actual championship. this is a woman's league, we know that the only sport woman can take part in that counts is doing my fucking laundry. That was my sexist joke of the day and it doesn't change the fact that this bitch's clit is 6 inches hard and ready to enter you in places your mom would hate knowing you like having things inserted. I wouldn't worry about it, your mom's had plenty of shit in her ass. That's right, she's a whore.
|W|P|111690114744550282|W|P|I am - Pro-Basketball playing bitch naked....|W|P|5/23/2005 10:32:00 PM|W|P|madoda|W|P|Glad you have finally updated - was getting tired of checking daily and still seeing the same pic of some monkeyboy with pissy jeans. Suspected another run-in with the penal system. Nice selection of stuff, tho...5/23/2005 10:40:00 PM|W|P|5/24/2005 11:03:00 AM|W|P|Scaryfast|W|P|That's a fucking man for sure... Bitch looks like my uncle.5/24/2005 03:10:00 PM|W|P|5/24/2005 10:19:00 PM|W|P|5/29/2005 07:08:00 PM|W|P|
Lauren actually increased her looks up a couple of points in my book from a 4 to an average 6 ever since she dyed her hair blonde.9/26/2005 06:08:00 PM|W|P|anna|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Funny Pictures - nice work. I've just started my own Funny Pictures Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by5/23/2005 10:16:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| My new thing is finding pictures of bitches who look homeless, battered and like drug addicts. I am not sure why, but I think it has something to do with wanting my wife's opposite, she looks like she has eaten a few of these said crackwhores. Her greasy face and the constant smell of icing sugar drives me crazy. Give me a cracked out bitch who hasn't eaten for a few days...who smells of urine and semen, and when you do, make sure we can get a good upskirt shot....bitches.
|W|P|111690107559656581|W|P|I am - Upskirt Picture of the Day|W|P|5/24/2005 08:49:00 AM|W|P|5/23/2005 10:14:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I didn't watch Saturday Night Live, not only because I don't have a TV, but also because I have better things to do with my time, like getting really drunk and waking up on a park bench covered in vomit and smelling like syphilis. It is a pirate's disease, Arrrrrrr. So Lohan is looking a little like a crackwhore. I saw her in an interview, and loved the way she couldn't focus on the camera, her eyes were all over the place, and it brought back memories of addiction, unprotected sex but it was the 90's and AIDS was a gay disease. Point of the story is that I will always have a place in my heart for a woman with an eating disorder, an addiction, and who has seizures at least once a day, while in withdrawl and mal-nourished. It's honestly the best you can get and that is why I would still fuck Lohan,
|W|P|111690097816212568|W|P|I am - Lindsay Lohan, I'd Still Fuck Her|W|P|5/23/2005 10:43:00 PM|W|P|5/24/2005 08:41:00 AM|W|P|Sinister Dragon|W|P|I agree she shold definitely go back to the yummy red hair.... It looked MUCH better.... Hard to recognise her with the crappy blonde look....5/25/2005 01:33:00 AM|W|P|5/26/2005 04:42:00 AM|W|P|5/26/2005 02:59:00 PM|W|P|Andy W|W|P|heroin chic is SOOO back!5/23/2005 10:12:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I don't know what the fuck is going on in this picture. All I know is that dude is in some fucking weird position, tied up and the bitch has some tool that I assume she's using on him is some weird way or another...Now we all know Asians are weird when it comes to bedroom play. We know they like shit, piss and vomit. We know it's a cultural thing. We know we all wish we were capable of pulling off this shit, but our non-asian penises are too damn big. That's right, I said it, Asians have small penis...and that's why they over-compensate by getting freaky. It's a fact, that I just made up.
|W|P|111690078399852969|W|P|I am - Asian Sex Picture of the Day|W|P|5/24/2005 12:00:00 AM|W|P|5/24/2005 12:03:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|dude
it's a joke
why so sensitive
not your fault you have a small penis
it's a cultural thing
stop being such a little pussy
even though your penis may look like one....
i never stop - do i?!
and i am mexican - not white5/24/2005 09:18:00 AM|W|P|5/24/2005 10:45:00 AM|W|P|5/24/2005 11:09:00 AM|W|P|5/26/2005 02:55:00 PM|W|P|Andy W|W|P|i am in agreeance.5/26/2005 06:49:00 PM|W|P|6/01/2005 03:56:00 AM|W|P|6/17/2005 01:37:00 AM|W|P|9/25/2005 12:23:00 PM|W|P|Squirrel|W|P|I really liked the info on your site about Anna Kournikova - nice work. I've just started my own Anna Kournikova Secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by5/23/2005 10:10:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| This is the situation. You meet a girl out in a bar, she looks to be completely normal. You assume she takes care of herself, because isn't that just what people do? Society has led us to believe that every girl we hook up with shaves her fucking body hair. It's not our fault we freak the fuck out when bitch gets naked and has mo'hair than our golden retriever Rusty. We love Rusty, he fucking loves going on bike rides. Seriously, he runs next to the bike and we laugh and we laugh at how cute he is....
View Gallery Here
|W|P|111690070584047483|W|P|I am - Hairy Bitch of the Day|W|P|5/24/2005 09:59:00 AM|W|P|5/24/2005 06:18:00 PM|W|P|
you know she just a dirty bitch who loves the nob and would be up for all kinds of freaky shit.
Cute is an understatement..
More pits please !!5/25/2005 03:07:00 AM|W|P|Team Fuck|W|P|i just looked at that picture and smelt my ex ex girlfriend.
sick.5/25/2005 07:41:00 AM|W|P|JmnJames|W|P|Man that chick is hot! I am not one to chase hairy armpits but this chick has changed my thoughts on pit hair. Bring on more cuties like this.
I checked out the gallery and the site it leads to and damn they got some nice looking bitches there. Looks like I will have to be breaking out the credit card soon :-)9/26/2005 06:09:00 PM|W|P|Casper|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.5/23/2005 10:08:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
There is nothing wrong with a girl who likes to take care of herself. I have been stuck with a fat bitch the last few years who put little effort in her physique. By little effort, I mean eating one bag of Oreos in a sitting and not two. My woman sweats while she eats, while she sleeps, while she watches TV struggling to find her breath, her lungs drowning in her own fat. Coming across these pics of a healthy sweat on a fit girl is a relief, it allows me to imagine the fun I could have running my tongue up and down her six pack stomach. No I am not gay.
|W|P|111690060248017727|W|P|I am - Anna Kournikova's Sweaty Ass|W|P|5/30/2005 01:21:00 AM|W|P|
P.S. I hope your wife sits on your face while your asleep |W|P|You are such A self minded fucking prick, but I love the shit out of you for it!!! Speak your mind baby beacuse not A lot of pussy ass cowards do. Later, thick chick from Phoenix. |W|P|man I love the bush and the pits..... |W|P|The 70's era bushy beaver I can deal with. But the pits?!?! Why the pits? That's just harsh. |W|P|Wrong, it's not "asians" who're the kinky sex freaks. It's "Japs". Other than the Japanese the rest of them (Chinese, Viets, Thais, Malays, what have you) are as boring as hell sexually. |W|P|mexican spic martinez..go flip ur burgers..u cant even afford shit mexican..and ur spiks lie cheat and steal and cheat taxes. GO back to taco mexico and or i'll report u to the INS.. plus u spics are so ugly and drive pickup trucks and work the worst jobs that nobody else will do. Talk abt sick lol..but there are some latinas that are hot..but without mexicans..its wont affect much..but then again..u guys do the dead end jobs that are required that nobody will do except u spiks |W|P|to be fair, the biggest penis i've seen was on an asian guy. it was a tree between his legs bigger than any black or white guy and i watch alot of porn. Based on that it's not race specific but if you're averaging then you could generalize to say one race if bigger than another. |W|P|I think there are more white haters than whites that hate......... |W|P|yeah mother fuck face. |W|P|I have always thought that Asians were a little bit odd. |W|P|hey fuck you..u racist asshole.. fuck u white asshole |W|P|How adventurous of her to attempt a redux of heroin chic. |W|P|shes got the paris eye! |W|P|i dont like her hair blonde.....looked better red. |W|P|Please post more skanks. |W|P|Wow, I didn't think her tits where that ample...hand size I mean, alway thought she was really flat chested. |W|P|Lauren Jackson plays for the Seatle Storm...there is a few girls in the WNBA I wouldn't mind laying the pipe to |W|P|I'd do your uncle if he looked like her |W|P|I agree......was tired of seeing same ol shit on here...Nice update tho...keep em coming |W|P|Damn I know that black bodyguard had to keep his hands on the wheel otherwise he'd be bitch slapping Jethro right back to his other babymamma!! |W|P|Everyone is hatin on him like HE is the dumb one!?! Hello?!? If any pne of you men could pull it off like him, you KNOW you do it in a sec! |W|P|Selos lang camo |W|P|Man this guy got some talents! Kicking back and enjoys a Star Buck with foam while his "employer" working out. |W|P|What a slime bag. I hate that guy. |W|P|I think Christina is fucking hot and i dont really think she got implants eather shes funking alsome |W|P|Her fiance had better be careful. Her horridly implanted boob bags could burst at any time during sex and hurt him pretty bad. |W|P|I just fucked her in the ass moments befor this picture was taken thats why she is walking funny. |W|P|Too bad those balloons are so fake and firm that they don't jiggle. |W|P|@Jeroen |W|P|More pics http://traag.web-log.nl/log/2631225 |W|P|i think she's had these for a while if they really are implants (me thinks of that "can't hold us down" video.) she can actually sing, she's smokin hot, she seems like a decent person. I got no beef, i'd marry the bitch in a heartbeat if i had more to offer than a big penis. |W|P|Wow. Those 35 year old women look like real college party girls. Too bad they are really low budget porn broads. |W|P|thank god for girls with low self asteems... haha |W|P|Japanese ain't asian?! |W|P|It said jpsex on the video, you idiot |W|P|I didn't know Japan was a Communist country. |W|P|R u kidding me?... the 5th picture shows nothing.. well at least i cant see it.. is it the 5th pic. up or down? |W|P|"Is it just me or does that 5th picture have a little vagina in it? Sure looks like it." |W|P|i had a dream a few nights ago that i was finger banging Jessy in a cab on the way home from the supermarket. i don't know where that came from. too many drugs? |W|P|Is it just me or does that 5th picture have a little vagina in it? Sure looks like it. |W|P|Yeah, nice tits, nice bod . . . is there some way to surgically remove that dumb fucking look off her face? |W|P|What is it? |W|P|That aren't nice pics check this: |W|P|Nobody has a cute ass - cover that shit up and respect your gigglin's. |W|P|Find out C. D. pictures |W|P|about as interesting as a (literally) square car.... |W|P|hey this site is legit and really cool!! check it out |W|P|This is so gross!! How could any man lick this shit?? Its looks infected or something. Yea----keep that shit away from me. |W|P|If you liked this, check out this clit that's bigger than your dick. Not mine though. I got it beat by at lest 6-7 mm. |W|P|11:33 AM, Anonymous we all know hes getting Justin Timberlakes sloppy seconds there was no cherry for him to pop. |W|P|they actually do have a pre-nup, a very very extensive one which specifies she's never going to responsible for his children with that one bitch and that he'll get a slight alimony if they ever split. |W|P|I wonder how long it will take Kev to break down becuz he is known now as the classic mooch. |W|P|In my opinion, its not his Ferrari, technically its hers. This is the same reasoning I use whenever I drive by the student parking lot at Hollywood H.S.(and yes there does exist one and yes its in Hollywood, CA for those who don't know...its been there for decades). But anyways I cringe at seeing all those spoiled, silverspoon, coked fed spawn of entertainment elite driving luxury autos you know their mommies and daddies bought them. |W|P|The best part is that you just know he got the skank to make a sex video. As soon as she dumps his ass, that video is hitting the market. |W|P|Your hourly pay, GED having self much be moving the economical,if not male oriented food chain,with that observation, huh? |W|P|Kevin Federline isn't successful... even as a mooch. |W|P|all u ass holes need to shut the hell up i think she is pretty and all u guys r just mad b/c she is such a better person then u and she has done something with he life and u guys just sit on the comp. and bad mouth her so all u guys can go to hell Lindsey lohan is my hero |W|P|Why I fuck myself every day with my trusty right hand and wondering left middle finger. |W|P|Wat the hell do yall want her to be showing bones. I mean whatever your name is you should have sex with a fcking skelton if thats what you want. She looks fine to me, she dont look fat. I bet if you went out in a bikini your ass will look horrible thats why you have to bash on somebody in order to feel better. Fuck U! |W|P|In case anyone cares about her tattoo above her ass "la bella vita" translates into "the beautiful life". |W|P|PYECCH. |W|P|I shall now be sick. Naysty. WTF? Why do that? DId she have to puke herself sick for a PART? |W|P|shee it man it does look like she has poop in her bikini.... and she did look better with i lil baby fat... to the point tho lindsay lohan is whats left of a hot ass disney slut. There was a big following of disney and sluts (britney, christina, and i cant remember)and it was great but then after mickey left all their asses they all turned to shit |W|P|Shit she lost her baby fat too soon...looked a whole lot better and healthier. Now shes a Paris Hilton clone. |W|P|"The outcome was not so good, she gained 10 pounds and stank like a concentration camp." |W|P|anyone know about that tatt abover her too tiny bikini bottom? |W|P|I think she looked SO much better with her natural red hair, nice tits and average body weight. |W|P|she got hella nasty lookin when she lost weight. She looka like a crack whore now. :( |W|P|I dont know why everyone has to say something about her. Some people are justbigger in someplaces than otherplaces, and you cant loose that weight. Buteveryone should have realized how much pressure isput on her about her looks...look at Mary-Kate Olsen... Everyone wants to bethinner or prettier than the next girl, and pressure makes some people take it to far. |W|P|I was gunna say that must be her yayo stash. bitch looks strung out on something |W|P|It looks like there's a piece of poop in her bottoms |W|P|hey you know the old maxim - for all that say its 'orrible, there will be 10 times as many that say its wonderful... |W|P|If you are going to post "big ol titties" again,....make sure they are on a sexy bitch. Not a fat nasty whore like this one....Ugliest nipples/titties Ive ever seen. |W|P|PLEASE POST MORE OF THOSE TIG OL BITTIES |W|P|i'd tear that up. Big ole titties |W|P|i really like that shirt, actually - where is it from? |W|P|Para mim também é suficiente!!! A tetas da Gisele (que ainda ningém viu…) dão-me um tesão do caralho!!! Mesmo assim de lado já não é nada mau!!! Já estou com as calças para baixo, com um tesão enorme a bater uma grande punheta a olhr para ela!!!! Que grande puta!!! Filha da puta que nunca mais se despe!!!! |W|P|No, it works for me. I like the way you can see that the water has washed the strapless top down to around her waist level as she climbs into the boat. Pass the tissues. |W|P|So hip. So hip. |W|P|white power! |W|P|I have always thought Asians are a little odd. |W|P|please dont hate on lil kim just because your not her its okay the people who say mean shit like that dont have lives and look at other people life for enjoyment, people who say mean shit are hatin on rich people just beacause she aint going what you are going threw shes been threw alot to get to the this point who ever said that shit about her your mother is a crackwhore and suck dick in the alley just to get you goverment cheese if you got anything else to say hit me up cause i got more than enough time to shit on ya nerdy ass biatch. |W|P|She has the nastiest, most stretchmarked tits since Kate Beckinsale! Gross! |W|P|The only thing amazing about her is her tiny petite-self allowed to be fucked in the ass while she was dating Notoroius B.I.G. |W|P|the only one on crack is the person that thinks she's beautiful with an amazing body |W|P|I think she's beautiful and has an amazing body. Just because she's not lindsay, paris or jessica is no reason to call her a crackwhore especially since she has never been rumored to do any drugs (unlike the aforementioned list of women i just named). She sells sex like pamela anderson or paris hilton and yet, i have yet to see so much venom being spewed about them. Get a life and stop hating losers. |W|P|These pics are way old, like last year. |W|P|Man Janet gets Shit for her nip slip and she had on a metal thingy and this ho is like hanging it all out. Yeah it is double sided tape from th edollar store. |W|P|Yeah, she is wearing sticky tape which was supposed to keep the flimsy panels of her dress in place over her tits, but - if you see the whole sequence - she tears her jacket off so violently that the tape doesn't have a chance. |W|P|is this a nip slip and upskirt shot in one? |W|P|her boobs are scary looking. |W|P|she appears to have it on both of them. my guess is really ineffective double sided tape. |W|P|that portman nip slip is now located at |W|P|Shit. Thanks. |W|P|this is not paris is her sidekick friend who lost all the weight |W|P|you just dont get it do you ogie.... |W|P|finger in the ringer, i know ive been a sinner, i think im gonna kill her, and her pussy looks like a chinchilla |W|P|lol, very good entry.... found your diary by searching google for keyra augustina myspace...wierd... |W|P|Actually there are important nerves on the frontal side of the rectum. But it's a question of taste: Some men love to be stimulated there, others don't feel anything sexual at all. Believe me, I checked a couple of prostates... |W|P|Does it really give you better orgasms??? |W|P|Here here, ass action give you better orgasms. |W|P|I sometimes get so bound up I need my woman to ram a fake meatpole up there to get things moving. I don't really enjoy it even though I shoot my wad all over the place and it feels like my balls are lighting up like fireworks. And it's only polite I like the dildo clean afterward. Nothing faggy about me, I just have a bowel problem. Kiss my ASS! |W|P|ill admit that i had a girl stick her finger up my ass. and as good as it may or may not have felt. i was never more demasculinated and ashmed in my entire life. |W|P|LOL |W|P|So since you had one shot up the ass you are a . . .FAG, FAG, FAG. Just come on out the closet is open.....douche bag |W|P|Calling someone a fagola only proves you love the cock. |W|P|Ummmmmm...... |W|P|My wife does me all the time, with fingers, tongue, toys, anything she can. It feels great to have your A-spot stimulated. I guess you guys are all just to use to missionary with the lights off. :) |W|P|Who wants to see the gay fag shit, dont post this crap |W|P|now that was... HI LAR ITY! |W|P|Any dude who wants it up the ass is a full fledge, 100%, fagola. I don't care what you say. . .FAG, FAG, FAG. Just chicken shit to come out of the closet.