2/28/2005 11:45:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I am a little late on this one. Saw it earlier today, and didn't further investigate. Britney is out an about without a bra. We all know that's the trend, we also all know that white trash can't afford bras, so when in your hometown, do what the locals do....Her nipples aim south. Further proof she didn't get implants, and if she did, girl needs a motherfucking refund. That's like the time I went to an all you can eat shrimp buffet, and the shit gave me herpes. I went back a month later, complained and got a 10% off coupon. Britney needs to be doing that shit with her implants yo.... Via TaxiDriver |W|P|110965241739733549|W|P|I am - Britney Spears Forgot Her Bra|W|P|3/01/2005 03:44:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|yay, this is the type of shit we like to see on drunken stepfather

keep it up3/02/2005 11:58:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Every time I see a new picture of Britney, I can't help but feel sorry for some trailor park, somewhere, missing their queen.3/03/2005 04:45:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|If she didn't get a boob job already she really should get one now. All that dancing has her nips pointing at her toes. If she doesn't wear a bra her droopy boobies are just going to get even uglier.9/26/2005 02:48:00 PM|W|P|Blogger jenna|W|P|I found a lot of useful info about Funny Pictures on your blog - thank you. I also have a new Funny Pictures Tips blog - please click over and have a look10/01/2005 12:06:00 AM|W|P|Blogger NYCGuy12|W|P|Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

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I also have a web site & blog about auto insurance quote so I know what I'm talking about when I say your site is top-notch! Keep up the great work!2/28/2005 11:35:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| A while ago, we did a post on Vida Guerra's ass. Everyone has been freaking about this ass for the longest time, I personally don't care for booty. I am a huge fan of girls who have little boy asses. Nothing hotter. Anyway - all good things do come to an end. So all you perverts who thought her as was legit were wrong. Bitch has been photoshopped like every other girl in the magazines. I don't understand why you fuckers don't just lower your standards and take the pressure off all the poor girls out there trying to fit into a mold. You are the reason why the girls you get with don't cum, bitches are thinking about how fat their asses look. Oh, that's right, you don't get with girls.... After the jump, you will find, Vida guerra's photoshop surprise.... via PHUN |W|P|110965190760894752|W|P|I am - Vida Guerra Photoshopped....|W|P|3/01/2005 09:22:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|nah man, she isn't like that. I saw her in a spanish talk show, and she showed her ass really close to the camera, and it looked smooth as hell.3/01/2005 11:28:00 AM|W|P|Blogger iNot's|W|P|Yea man, I saw El Gordo y La Flaca 2. She has a perfect ass and i'm not delirious. I think someone photoshopped her to make her ass ugly3/01/2005 01:40:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You got duped.

First of all, way to miss the boat on the pics since this has been out for a while.

Second, these pics were proved to be Photoshopped and of course are FAKED.

Sorry to disappoint you Hey-Zeus.3/01/2005 03:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|looks like someone beat her ass with a sock full of nickels4/20/2005 01:13:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|THE FACE ONES R REAL BUT THE ASS ONES R FAKEEE5/25/2005 10:33:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|What a dumb-ass! Wait...you mean Photoshop's only use is to make the unattractive look attractive?! You don't suppose...it's a stretch, here...you don't suppose it MIGHT be used from time to time to make the attractive look like shit?! Nooooooooo! I'm sure every dog face, cottage-cheese ass picture I see waiting in line at the grocery store is 100% legit.

Loser!7/19/2005 01:46:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|so let me get this right, you like little boyz ass? and not vida's?

www.thesuperstar.org9/26/2005 11:39:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Lorna|W|P|I appreciate your information on Funny Pictures. I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - I'd really appreciate it2/28/2005 10:31:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Do you remember Family Matters? Either do I. I think it was during the crack smoking 90s. In retrospect I wished I watched that shit everyday. Apparantly, they phased out the youngest child's character. I have no idea whether it is true or not, but I do know that ABC's TGIF line-up has always been pure shit, so I wouldn't be surprised if they did. The girl who played Judy Winslow, real name is Jaimee Foxworthy, hit hard times and did what every desperate girl should.....PORN. I have a new found respect for this slut! Judy Winslow's a Dirty Slut, I won't post the pics, because they are dirty. NSFW
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|W|P|110964854265847955|W|P|I am - Judy Winslow Doing Porn|W|P|2/28/2005 11:38:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Wow I think I first heard about this um..8 fucking months ago ASSHOLE!2/28/2005 11:48:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|i guess i am not an authority on sitcom girls turning to porn.

cunt3/01/2005 12:26:00 AM|W|P|Blogger E|W|P|I heard of this several years ago.. but now.. THERES PROOF!!3/01/2005 12:52:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Anyone else notice this..?

First picture, eyebrow ring.. left side.

Second Picture, eyebrow ring.. right side.

Third Picture, eyebrow ring.. left side.

Wtf?3/01/2005 02:59:00 AM|W|P|Blogger JohnO|W|P|It's common for images to flipped for publication.3/14/2005 05:30:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You can go to www.imdb.com and look her up.. it has a few quotes from her in her bio about hitting hard times and doing porn.

I stumbled apon this when I was trying to think of the Family Matters them song and found "Judy Winslow in porn" as a search result3/14/2005 05:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You can go to www.imdb.com and look her up.. it has a few quotes from her in her bio about hitting hard times and doing porn.

I stumbled apon this when I was trying to think of the Family Matters them song and found "Judy Winslow in porn" as a search result9/26/2005 05:24:00 PM|W|P|Blogger emily|W|P|I love your information on Funny Pictures I bookmarked your blog and will be back soon. If you want, check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - please come by2/28/2005 04:38:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Dude, her tits are ridiculous. Imagine she was your mother. I don't find this look hot, it reminds me of the welfare line...trashy and not in a good way. I seriously hate the way she looks, but the picture is hype. I remember back in Texas, I took a line-dancing class. There was a group of girls who came to the class in a convertible. They all had bleach blonde hair and implants, but I am talking 1982 implants. These things were disgusting. They worked at the equivalent of a hooters nowadays. Anyway - I banged all three of them, the video is floating around somewhere and I am not talking the Mini DV we have today, I am talking VHS motherfucker. Now take off your pants and let me apply the bronzer. That is my nickname for my CAK! |W|P|110962685866503829|W|P|I am - LaChapelle Takes Pictures of Pam Anderson|W|P|2/28/2005 08:47:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I agree these are ridiculous3/01/2005 08:46:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Dude, that ain't Pam Anderson, it's Farrah Fawcett !! and where did she get those funky KISS boots !!5/21/2005 04:43:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|she's hot but she's not pam. this isnt the best pic ive ever seen. u should try takin better pics there bud.6/26/2005 04:42:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I would literally give my left nut to science if I could suck on just one of Pam's tits for any period of time.11/03/2005 08:41:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine - skype - tablature guitare - tarot - telecharger acrobat - telecharger antivirus - telecharger antivirus gratuit - telecharger chanson - telecharger clone cd - telecharger codec divx - telecharger divx - telecharger divx gratuit - telecharger divx gratuitement - telecharger divx player - telecharger emoticone - telecharger emoticone gratuit - telecharger emule - telecharger emule gratuit - telecharger e mule gratuit - telecharger emule gratuitement - telecharger e mule gratuitement - telecharger fr - telecharger kazaa en francais - telecharger kazaa gratuit - telecharger kazaa gratuitement - telecharger kazaa lite - telecharger logiciel divx - telecharger logiciel gratuit - telecharger messenger - telecharger messenger 7.5 - telecharger mp3 - telecharger msn 7.5 - telecharger msn 7.5 francais - telecharger msn gratuitement - telecharger msn mesenger - telecharger msn messager - telecharger msn messenger 7.5 - telecharger msn messenger 8.0 - telecharger msn messenger gratuit - telecharger msn messenger gratuitement - telecharger msn plus - telecharger music mp3 - telecharger musique gratuite - telecharger nero - telecharger nero 6 - telecharger nero gratuit - telecharger nero gratuitement - telecharger norton antivirus - telecharger norton antivirus 2005 - telecharger shareaza - telecharger shareaza gratuit - telecharger shareaza gratuitement - telecharger skype - telecharger winamp - telecharger winzip - telecharger winzip gratuit - telecharger yahoo messenger - winmx - zodiaque - zone alarm2/28/2005 01:01:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| You all know who Bansky is right? 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I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - I'd really appreciate it2/28/2005 12:14:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Beatboxing. Rumor is that it is the sound of the future. Minimalists everywhere are throwing out their expensive audio equipment just to take on this "artform". People everywhere are working hard to be that featured artist on one track of the occassional hip hop album... I think poor is hot now and beatboxing is for the poor kids who couldn't afford toys, they resorted to making noise with their mouths while daddy was out shooting people, and momma was upstairs smokin' rock. They would drop beats for their boys in back alleys...as they got older...started to perform at the occassional clubs supporting their boys who were making it as MCs. They became an integral part of the occassional hip hop track as a thanks for providing a beat for the MC before he got signed. Like the clown at the circus, everyone likes to sit back and laugh at the beatboxer... In twenty years, where will these Beatboxing people be? Probably on the street corner, with one palm out, and the other simulating a crab-scratch while making to sounds with they mouths, begging for change. Sad story....but that's what you get for being "hard" and living the hip hop dream... Check out this audio clip.... FUNNY Via HumanBeatBox |W|P|110888831894918739|W|P|I am - Human Mouth Machine|W|P|9/26/2005 09:46:00 AM|W|P|Blogger anna|W|P|I really liked the information on Funny Pictures, great job! 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After resorting to writing for a rock magazine and playing commercial jingles in order to pay the bills, Joel became severely depressed and attempted to take his own life by ingesting a bottle of furniture polish. He survived, and entered a psychiatric hospital to treat his depression.
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Any girl in a club, showing off her ass, willing to make out with girls on her camera phone topless, and even release a sex tape, is someone who exudes a certain level of confidence. Growing up, I rarely came across these kinds of girls, there was the occassional pussy flash, titty flash, blowjobs, wet t-shirt contests, orgy, gangbang, unprotected sex with many, many girls...i guess girls have always been this way, just not so public about it...But I do still have enough trouble walking in on my wife when she is sitting on the toilet....I think that's because she has Crohn's. Word. |W|P|110960793392299007|W|P|I am - Paris Hilton in the club|W|P|2/28/2005 11:04:00 AM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P|After the success of the Vagina List we needed a follow up. Well here it is over 1001 terms for male masturbartion. 1. A little five on one 2. Abuse the fuse 3. Adjust your set Check out the rest of the list after the Jump (if you dare) 4. Anger the cobra 5. Anger the pickle 6. Answer the bone-a-phone 7. Appease the cheese 8. Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ 9. Asexual reproduction 10. Autofellatio 11. Auto-manipulation 12. Ax the timber 13. Badger the witness 14. Bag that ass up 15. Bait the mast 16. Bake cream cakes 17. Bake the cheese 18. Banana squeezing 19. Bang yourself 20. Bank off shoot goo 21. Bash the bishop 22. Baste the turkey 23. Battle the Cyclops 24. Be a loner 25. Beat it 26. Beat off 27. Beat Pedro 28. Beat the banger 29. Beat the beef 30. Beat the bishop 31. Beat the bologna 32. Beat the hog 33. Beat the meat 34. Beat the monkey 35. Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should) 36. Beat the one eye snake 37. Beat the one eyed monster 38. Beat the rat 39. Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker 40. Beat the shit 41. Beat the stepchild 42. Beat the stick 43. Beat the weasel 44. Beat up shorty 45. Beat your cock 46. Beat your gorilla 47. Beat your pud 48. Beat your skin 49. Beatin' the baby batter 50. Beef the jerky 51. Beef-strokin'-off 52. Ben your Franklin 53. Bend the banana 54. Bitch-slapping your stomper 55. Blind the one eyed monster 56. Blow a wad 57. Blow the ceiling 58. Blow up 59. Blow wad 60. Blow your load 61. Blow your nose 62. Boff up 63. Bollock milking 64. Bop the boa 65. Bop the bologna 66. Bounce Tigger 67. Bounce your balls 68. Box Oscar 69. Box the clown 70. Box the Jesuit 71. Bringin' ya milk 72. Buff the bullet 73. Buff the pickle 74. Burp the baby 75. Burp the frog 76. Burp the worm 77. Bust a Nut 78. Busting the left nut instead of the right one 79. Butter the corn 80. Call the captain 81. Caress your zesty zambonie 82. Chafe the squirtgun 83. Charm the python 84. Charm the snake 85. Checkin' the Ol' Dipstick 86. Cheesin 87. Choke 88. Choke the bishop 89. Choke the chicken 90. Choke the Choir Boy 91. Choke the chubby 92. Choke the monkey 93. Choke the one eyed snake 94. Choke the Pope 95. Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse 96. Choke the unemployed 97. Chunking 98. Churn butter 99. Churn seed 100. Circle jerk 101. Clean the clock 102. Clean the pipes 103. Clear the snorkel 104. Club the cucumber 105. Cock blockin 106. Cock pulling 107. Cock smack 108. Cock snot 109. Come to daddy 110. Corralling the tadpoles 111. Crank it 112. Crank one out 113. Crank the cable 114. Crank the crane 115. Crank the gear 116. Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower 117. Cream the cake 118. Croke the frog 119. Crown the bishop 120. Cruzin' then Oozin' 121. Cuff the carrot 122. Cuff the carrot 123. Cuff the monkey 124. Cum and go 125. Cum on self 126. Cum on your tum 127. Cum-lets-play 128. Curl the honey 129. Daily duties 130. Dancing around the maypole 131. Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters 132. Dancing with the one eye sailor 133. Dangle the Donkey 134. Date Palmela Handerson 135. Date Paula and her 4 sisters 136. Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters 137. Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters 138. Deal cards 139. Deload the gun 140. Despunk 141. Destroying the slots machine 142. Diddle your bob 143. Do a load by hand. 144. Do Mary Palm and her 5 sisters 145. Do shoupa shoupa 146. Do the dishes 147. Do the janitor thing 148. Do the Johnson and ball dance 149. Do yourself 150. Dog off 151. Doing the Palm sisters 152. Dong around 153. Donkey punch 154. Double Clicking The mouse 155. Dr. Spankenstein Time 156. Drain the dragon 157. Drain the lizard 158. Drain the pipes 159. Drain the snake 160. Drain the vein 161. Drill for oil 162. Drop a load before work. 163. Drop the chalupa 164. Drop the kids off at the pool. 165. Duke your Jim 166. Eat the egg 167. Empty the banana 168. Empty the pipes 169. Empty your gunbarrel 170. Erupt old faithful 171. Erupt the volcano 172. Exhaust the camel 173. Exorcise your demons 174. Extra long shower 175. Fake fuckin' 176. Favorite household activity 177. Feed the donkey 178. Feeding the chickens 179. Feel it up 180. Fiddle the ferret 181. Fight one-eyed Willy 182. Fight the one eyed purple warrior 183. Fight the one-eyed monster 184. Fight the purple helmet warrior 185. Fight with Tarzan 186. Fill up your belly-button 187. Fire out the hole 188. Fire the cannon 189. Fire the flesh musket 190. Fire the pistol 191. Fire the surgeon general 192. Firing a shot from the grassy knoll 193. Fist fucking 194. Fist rocket 195. Fist-humpin. 196. Fisting 197. Fisting your cock 198. Five against one 199. Five finger disco 200. Five finger shuffle 201. Five fingered widow 202. Five knuckle shuffle 203. Five on one 204. Five versus Willy 205. Five-fingered humpty hump love pump 206. Five-fingered wife 207. Fix the clogged drain 208. Flick your dick 209. Fling the pudding 210. Flog the Bishop 211. Flog the doggie 212. Flog the dolphin 213. Flog the dummy 214. Flog the hog 215. Flog the log 216. Flog the man 217. Flog the mule 218. Flog the one eyed gopher 219. Flog the ore 220. Flog the sailor 221. Flog your log 222. Flogging 223. Fly solo 224. Fondle the dolphin 225. Fondle the frankfurter 226. Fondle the sausage 227. Foreskin mambo 228. Frag your snag 229. Free the captive ninja 230. Free Willy 231. Freshen the air 232. Friction burn 233. Frighten the blue veined custard chucker 234. Fry the chicken 235. Fry the egg 236. Fuck the chicken 237. Fuck the udder 238. Fuck your cock 239. Fuck your fist 240. Fuck your hand 241. Fuck yourself 242. Fucking for one 243. Fucking mother thumb and her 4 daughters 244. Fumble your frank 245. Get a handle on things 246. Get a hold of yourself 247. Get off 248. Get some me time 249. Get sticky 250. Get the job done 251. Get to know yourself 252. Give the dog a bone 253. Give the dog a walk 254. Giving Kojak the third degree 255. Giving yourself a helping hand 256. Go and have a slap 257. Go at it 258. Go blind 259. Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork 260. Go for a spoof 261. Go nut 262. Grab the gusto 263. Grab the handle 264. Grab the meat 265. Grapple the gorilla 266. Grease the Pole 267. Grease the rod 268. Grease the wheel 269. Great thoughts 270. Greet Mr. Happy 271. Greet the bishop 272. Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters 273. Grind the gopher 274. Grind the groundhog 275. Groom the Wookie 276. Ham shank 277. Hammer the lumber 278. Hammer the helmet head 279. Hand fuck 280. Hand happy 281. Hand hold 282. Hand humpin' 283. Hand jive 284. Hand sex 285. Hand shandy 286. Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter 287. Hand to Gland combat 288. Hand to gland combat 289. Hand, dick co-ordination 290. Handle the merchandise 291. Handy sandy 292. Handy Shandy 293. Hans Solo 294. Harass the milkman 295. Have a Barclays (Barclays Bank -- WANK - rhyming slang) 296. Have a chug 297. Have a frapp 298. Have a tug 299. Have a tug of war with Cyclops 300. Have a wank 301. Have fun 302. Have sex with someone you love 303. High-five Yule Brenner 304. Hip the hop 305. Hit the mitt 306. Hitch-hike to heaven 307. Hold the knob 308. Hold the man 309. Hold your baseball bat 310. Hold your sausage hostage 311. Home alone 312. Homework 313. Hone the bone 314. Hump the hand 315. Hump the Hebrew 316. Hump the knob 317. Hump the matress 318. Idle hands 319. Impregnate the air 320. Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion 321. Inside Slider with two balls 322. Interrogate the prisoner 323. Interrogate the witness 324. Introduce Mr. Penis to Mrss Palm and her five lovely daughters 325. Jack off 326. Jack the beanstock 327. Jack the frank 328. Jack yo mac 329. Jedi train in the bathroom 330. Jerk and clean 331. Jerk around 332. Jerk it 333. Jerk off 334. Jerk pud 335. Jerk the beef 336. Jerk the chain 337. Jerk the cum 338. Jerk the general 339. Jerk the Johnson 340. Jerk the monkey 341. Jerk the one-eyed snake 342. Jerk the pet 343. Jerk you shit 344. Jerk your chain 345. Jerk your gherkin 346. Jerkin' the gherkin 347. Jingle the Pringles 348. Jingle your bone 349. Jizsturbation 350. Jock the sock 351. Jog the joker 352. Josh one off 353. Juggle the balls 354. Jump the pogo stick 355. Just getting dressed 356. Just going up to the office to use the photocopier 357. Just gonna go lay down and take a nap... 358. Just gonna go take a bath... 359. Just need a little time with my e-mail, that's all... 360. Keepin' the mortar clean 361. Kill the gentleman 362. Kill the Mr. Tingley 363. Kneading the bread 364. Knob thumping 365. Knock one off 366. Knock one off 367. Knock the rock 368. Knuckle shuffle 369. Launch the hand shuttle 370. Launch the rocket 371. Lead pedro down the road of bulimia 372. Leak the lizard 373. Let Elvis leave the building 374. Let loose the juice 375. Lift your spirit 376. Lighting the Roman Candle 377. Liquidate inventory 378. Log off 379. Log the lumber 380. Lollygagging 381. Lope the mule 382. Lope the mule 383. Love yourself 384. Lube the tube 385. Lubricate the Lutheran 386. Magic your Johnson 387. Make a deposit 388. Make cream 389. Make friends with the lizard 390. Make instant icing 391. Make it spit 392. Make it useful 393. Make junior vomit 394. Make love to Miss Michigan 395. Make one on one love 396. Make one-eye cry 397. Make Peter puke 398. Make stomach pancakes 399. Make the bald guy puke 400. Make the bald guy puke 401. Make the Cyclops cry 402. Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster 403. Make the Cyclops spit 404. Make the funny juice flow 405. Make the one eyed monster puke 406. Make the privates stand at attention, then fall in 407. Make the snake puke 408. Make your own hand lotion 409. Makin babies 410. Mangle the moose 411. Manipulate your manhood 412. Marry the moose 413. Massage my palm 414. Massage my stiff joint 415. Massage out the stiffness 416. Massage the salami 417. Massage the soul 418. Massage your balls 419. Massage your clovers 420. Meat off 421. Meat-Beat 422. Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters 423. Meet the neighbors 424. Meet the President 425. Milk it 426. Milk Murray 427. Milk the beef 428. Milk the cock 429. Milk the cow 430. Milk the goat 431. Milk the hose 432. Milk the lizard 433. Milk the Magnesia 434. Milk the Mickey 435. Milk the one eyed trouser snake 436. Milk the one-eyed snake 437. Milk the one-uttered cow 438. Milk your meat 439. Milk yourself 440. Molest the bystander 441. Money comes out 442. Monkey dance 443. Move the joystick 444. Mr. Happy and his five friends have a party. 445. Mrs. palmer and her 5 daughters 446. My Wife 447. Nuke the whale 448. Number 3 449. Oil the barber pole 450. Oil the barrel 451. Oil the Crank 452. Oil the noodle 453. One hand work out 454. One handed pole vault 455. One man and a hand 456. One man show 457. Our Gang Spanky Marathon 458. Paddling the pony 459. Paint Pontius Pilate's Palace 460. Paint the ceiling 461. Paint the wall 462. Palm loving 463. Pamela Handerson 464. Pan for white gold 465. Party for one 466. Pat the monkey 467. Pat the Robertson 468. Pay bills 469. Pay the pope 470. Peel the banana 471. Peel the carrot 472. Peeling chilies 473. Pet the bald eagle 474. Pet the donkey 475. Pet the ghurkin 476. Pet the one eyed monster 477. Pet the one eyed snake 478. Pet the one-eyed gopher 479. Pet the potato 480. Pet the snake 481. Pet the Willy 482. Pet your third leg 483. Pickle your peter 484. Pimp pump 485. Piston pushing 486. Play a solo on my private organ 487. Play ball with the boys 488. Play five on one 489. Play golf 490. Play peek-a-boo alone 491. Play pocket pool 492. Play skin Banjo 493. Play solitaire 494. Play the bag pipe 495. Play the meat pipe 496. Play the skin flute 497. Play tug of war with Cyclops 498. Play with Burt Reynolds mustache 499. Play with Fistina 500. Play with Fred 501. Play with lil' Elvis 502. Play with Mr. Panky 503. Play with myself 504. Play with Peter 505. Play with Pikachu 506. Play with Rosey Palm 507. Play with the pud 508. Play with the purple headed yogurt slinger 509. Play with Wally 510. Play with Willy the wonder worm 511. Play with your cock and balls 512. Play with yourself 513. Play your guitar 514. Play Zelda 515. Pluck the ducky 516. Pluck the mushroom 517. Pocket billiards 518. Pocket fishing 519. Pocket pool 520. Polish Lord Helmet 521. Polish the baton 522. Polish the bishop 523. Polish the candlestick 524. Polish the dolphin 525. Polish the helmet 526. Polish the knob 527. Polish the Ol' Torpedo 528. Polish the one eyed gopher 529. Polish the one eyed weasel 530. Polish the Papal Podium 531. Polish the pewter 532. Polish the piston 533. Polish the pope 534. Polish the shaft 535. Polish the silver 536. Polish the sword of happiness 537. Polish the torpedo 538. Polish your Oscar 539. Polish your pipe 540. Polish your rocket 541. Polish your whistle 542. Polishing the periscope 543. Pop the head 544. Pop the pistol 545. Pop the top off the Champaign bottle 546. Portuguese pump 547. Pound off 548. Pound the flounder 549. Pound the hammer 550. Pound the pony 551. Pound the pud 552. Powder your nose 553. Prime the pump handle 554. Prune the shroom 555. Pud pulling 556. Pud whacking 557. Puddin' 558. Pull a quickie 559. Pull and squirt 560. Pull dinky 561. Pull it 562. Pull it hard 563. Pull Nixon's nose 564. Pull off 565. Pull one off 566. Pull one out of the bag... 567. Pull pud 568. Pull Stretch Armstrong 569. Pull the chain 570. Pull the cord 571. Pull the dog's tail 572. Pull the fun lever 573. Pull the goalie 574. Pull the meat 575. Pull the noodle 576. Pull the pickle 577. Pull the pig 578. Pull the pipe 579. Pull the plowman 580. Pull the Polish pork 581. Pull the pork 582. Pull the turkey 583. Pull your plumb 584. Pull your pud 585. Pull your toy 586. Pull your wire 587. Pulling your Yankee Doodle 588. Pump 589. Pump jacks 590. Pump mini me 591. Pump sperm 592. Pump the balls 593. Pump the Pole 594. Pump the watergun 595. Pump your gun 596. Pump your pud 597. Pump'n the water rocket 598. Punch the clown 599. Punch the eclair 600. Punch the monkey 601. Punch the munchkin 602. Punish Percy in the palm 603. Punish the evil merchant 604. Puppy whacking 605. Pushing the envelope 606. Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college 607. Putting Mayonnaise On The Garlic Bread 608. Ram the rod 609. Rattle the one eyed snake 610. Ream the one eyed semen demon 611. Release some steam 612. Release the hounds 613. Release the pressure 614. Release the valves 615. Relieve your sperm bank 616. Relieving a little tension 617. Relish up the hot dog 618. Remove the rust 619. Ricky Wrestling 620. Ride the big dipper 621. Ride The Dolphin 622. Ride the rod 623. Ride to heaven 624. Ring your cock 625. Rinse on 626. Rocketing 627. Rod yankin 628. Roll dice 629. Rolling the dough 630. Rope the mule 631. Rope your goat 632. Rough up the little man 633. Rough up the suspect 634. Row the boat 635. Rub a dub dub 636. Rub it silly 637. Rub one off 638. Rub one out 639. Rub the button 640. Rub the faucet 641. Rub the fireman's helmet 642. Rub the knob! 643. Rub the magic lamp 644. Rub the pipe 645. Rub the rhubarb 646. Rub the rod 647. Rub the sausage 648. Rub the tool 649. Rub your monkey 650. Rub your nub 651. Rubadubdub 652. Run off a batch 653. Salute the flag pole 654. Salute the general 655. Salute the scumlord 656. Sausage stroking 657. Say hello to Mr. Happy 658. Say hello to the colonel of love 659. Say hi to your monster 660. Scramble the sausage 661. Scrub the deck 662. Self deflation 663. Self diddle 664. Self fuck 665. Self fucking 666. Self gratification 667. Self indulgence 668. Self motivation 669. Self service 670. Self sex 671. Self-satisfaction 672. Self-suck 673. Sex with da hands 674. Sex with Simon 675. Shag your shank 676. Shag-yer-self 677. Shake hands w/the unemployed 678. Shake hands with a pole 679. Shake hands with Abraham Lincoln 680. Shake hands with Ben Franklin 681. Shake hands with Elvis 682. Shake hands with Mr Peeper 683. Shake hands with the ambassador of love 684. Shake hands with the devil 685. Shake hands with the governor 686. Shake hands with the one eyed milk man 687. Shake hands with the president 688. Shake hands with the sheriff 689. Shake hands with the unemployed 690. Shake hands with the wife's wedding present 691. Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree 692. Shake it 693. Shake my finger 694. Shake off 695. Shake the bottle 696. Shake the goo off 697. Shake the grapes 698. Shake the old man 699. Shake the pepperpot 700. Shake the snake 701. Shake the snake 702. Shake with the tall guy 703. Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend 704. Shake your martini 705. Shakin' the bacon 706. Shaking hand with Colonel Sanders 707. Shampoo the carpet 708. Shampoo the moose 709. Sharpen the pencil 710. Shift with the manual transmission 711. Shine the bishop 712. Shine the car 713. Shine the helmet 714. Shine the pole 715. Shine the spear 716. Shine the telescope 717. Shine the wood 718. Shine your salami 719. Shock the monkey 720. Shoot for pearls 721. Shoot hoops 722. Shoot old yeller 723. Shoot putty at the moon 724. Shoot putty at the moon 725. Shoot the gun 726. Shoot the plane 727. Short-arm stroking 728. Shroom pullin' 729. Shuck the corn cob 730. Shuck the cornstalk 731. Sin dirty with thy self 732. Siphon the python 733. Skin the sarge 734. Skin the sausage 735. Skin your frank 736. Slam the ham 737. Slam the stick 738. Slap little Johnny behind the German helmet 739. Slap spanky 740. Slap the bishop 741. Slap the carrot 742. Slap the dick 743. Slap the dummy 744. Slap the ham 745. Slap the salami 746. Slap the salmon 747. Slap the sausage 748. Slap the stick 749. Slap you cock 750. Slay the dragon 751. Slick the stick 752. Slime the salamy 753. slippery 754. slippin' salami 755. slipping 756. Slobbin' the Milosevich 757. Smack 758. Smack baldy on the head 759. Smack my pud 760. Smack off 761. Smack the burrito 762. Smack the salami 763. Smack your monkey 764. Smelly jelly making 765. Smoke the turkey 766. Sneak a wink at wiggly 767. Sock the cock 768. Solo serve 769. Spank frank 770. Spank frank 771. Spank it 772. Spank it 773. Spank Milo 774. Spank off 775. Spank one 776. Spank that ass 777. Spank the chicken 778. Spank the dolphin 779. Spank the hotdog 780. Spank the money 781. Spank the monkey 782. Spank the old lady 783. Spank the pup 784. Spank the sausage 785. Spank the Spam 786. Spank your love life 787. Spank your monkey 788. Spank your pud 789. Spanktervision 790. Spanky's Revenge 791. Speed shifting 792. Spend time with an old friend 793. Spewin' a white one 794. Spill milk 795. Spin the dreidel 796. Spit da' sperm 797. Spit shine the knob 798. Splish Splah 799. Sploshing 800. Sporting the tent 801. Spraying the belly with sticky white love-piss 802. Spunk the monkey 803. Spunk up 804. Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun 805. Squeeze cheese 806. Squeeze off a load 807. Squeeze one off 808. Squeeze the big guy 809. Squeeze the Charmin 810. Squeeze the Cyclops 811. Squeeze the duck's head 812. Squeeze the juice out the head 813. Squeeze the lemon 814. Squeeze the sausage 815. Squeeze the squid 816. Squeeze the tomato 817. Squeeze the Twinkie 818. Squeeze you lizard 819. Squirt the Bert 820. Squish the squid 821. Stain the mitt 822. Start the engine 823. Start the lawnmower 824. Stick it 825. Stick shifting 826. Stock 827. Stoke the Strokin' stack 828. Strangle the bishop 829. Strangle the one-eyed trouser snake 830. Strangle the snake 831. Strangle the snake 832. Strangle the warrior 833. Stress reliever 834. Stretch it 835. Stretch one out 836. Stretch the salami 837. Stretching the truth 838. Strike oil 839. Strip the bark 840. Stroke 841. Stroke it 842. Stroke off 843. Stroke that big thing 844. Stroke the chicken 845. Stroke the choad 846. Stroke the cock 847. stroke the crank 848. Stroke the ding-dong 849. Stroke the dolphin 850. Stroke the donkey 851. Stroke the longhorn 852. Stroke the manroot 853. Stroke the monkey 854. Stroke the mushroom 855. Stroke the oar 856. stroke the one-eyed snake 857. Stroke the poke 858. Stroke the puppy 859. Stroke the salami 860. Stroke the salami 861. Stroke the schlong 862. Stroke the shaft 863. Stroke the slug 864. Stroke the Snake 865. Stroke the stick 866. Stroke the strudel 867. Stroke the stump 868. Stroke the weasel 869. Stroke the yoke 870. Stroke your cock 871. Stroking the dog 872. Stroking the fireman 873. Stroking the flagpole 874. Struggle for life 875. Strum the drum 876. Strum your guitar 877. Summon the jizz 878. Swat off 879. Swing the balls 880. Swing the thing 881. Tackling the totem 882. Take a load off 883. Take a ride on the slip n' slide 884. Take a squirt 885. Take batting practice 886. Take Capt Solo on the Kessel Run 887. Take Captain Picard to Warp Speed 888. Take care of a big problem 889. Take care of business 890. Take matters in hand 891. Take the edge off 892. Take the sausage hostage 893. Take your banana boat to tuna town 894. Tame the beast 895. Tame the one eyed spitting snake 896. Tame the shrew 897. Tame the vein 898. Taming the purple headed warrior 899. Tantalizing your toboggan 900. Tap a teste 901. Teach the dog a lesson 902. Teach the monkey 903. Tease the weasel 904. Tease to please 905. Teasing one out 906. Tenderize the meat 907. Tenderize the pork 908. Tenderize the steak 909. Test the probe 910. Test the purple headed yogurt thrower 911. Thawing the meat 912. The gentle handshake 913. The ol' 5 against 1 914. The penis pull 915. The right hand maneuver 916. The sofa 917. The twist 918. Thelma Thumb and her four sisters 919. Think of your mom 920. Thump the stump 921. Thumping the stump 922. Tickle the angus 923. Tickle the meat curtains 924. Tickle the peter 925. Tickle the pickle 926. Tickle the tentacle 927. Tickle the tiger 928. Tip the hat 929. Tommy Tank 930. Toot the horn 931. Torture little Timmy 932. Torture the monkey 933. Toss off 934. Toss the salad 935. Touch the toucher 936. Touch yourself 937. Train the chicken 938. Train the purple-headed warrior 939. Tug the handle 940. Tug the tassel 941. Tug the turkey 942. Tug your rope 943. Tugging the boat 944. Tug-O-War With Cyclops 945. Turn Japanese 946. Tweak your tool. 947. Twiddle the bone flute 948. Ugly Man Sex 949. Unisex 950. Unleashing 951. Unload your gun 952. Unsheathe the meat sword 953. Up and down 954. Use the joystick 955. Vex the vicar 956. Vice grip 957. Virgin Love 958. Visit the petting zoo 959. Vote Republican 960. Wag it 961. Wag the dog 962. Walk the dog 963. Wang chungin 964. Wang off 965. Wank 966. Wank and crank 967. Wank it 968. Wank off 969. Wank the monkey 970. Wank the pud 971. Wank the sock 972. Wank the wanker 973. Wank the willy 974. Wank your shank 975. Wankin and spankin 976. Wanky panky 977. Wash the Buick 978. Wash the rod 979. Watch some pooh 980. Wax the Bat 981. Wax the bishop 982. Wax the carrot 983. Wax the chrome 984. Wax the dolphin 985. Wax the flagpole 986. Wax the frog 987. Wax the ol' Torpedo 988. Wax the pole 989. Wax the weasel 990. Wax the willie 991. Wax the Winnebago 992. Weenie whacking 993. Wet the whistle 994. Whack it 995. Whack jack 996. Whack off 997. Whack off like a red-headed stepchild 998. Whack the Chalupa 999. Whack the pole 1000. Whack the pud 1001. Whack the rod 1002. Whack the weasel 1003. Whack the wizard 1004. Whack the wood 1005. Whack your wack 1006. Whackin winky 1007. Whacking it 1008. Wham the bone 1009. Wheel it 1010. Whip it 1011. Whip pud 1012. Whip the noodle 1013. Whip the weenie 1014. Whip up some baby batter. 1015. Whippin' cream 1016. Whipping' it good 1017. Whipping the skippy 1018. White Water Wristing 1019. White water wristing 1020. Whittle the wood 1021. Whoop the mule 1022. Whoop your pudd 1023. Wind up the cock clock 1024. Wind your sun dial 1025. Windsurf on Mt. Baldy 1026. Withdraw from the spankbank 1027. Work out the third leg 1028. Workin' it 1029. Working the wiligger 1030. Wrestle the bald head champion 1031. Wrestle the champ 1032. Wrestle the turkey 1033. Wrestle with Jimmy 1034. Wrestle with the one eyed champ 1035. Wrestle with the one-eyed monster 1036. Wrestle with the one-eyed-trouser snake 1037. Yank off 1038. Yank the chain 1039. Yank the crank 1040. Yank the dog 1041. Yank the plank 1042. Yank the sausage 1043. Yank the Yankee 1044. Yankie the Wankie 1045. Yolk the egg |W|P|110895784357052918|W|P|I am - Masturbation List|W|P|2/28/2005 12:40:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|your formatting is fucked
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i am so glad you are provided by the social services and I don't have to pay your ass,...2/28/2005 08:52:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| The Videos of the day come from a variety of places. Places we love, places we hate, and places we have tried to forget about after the night we were raped there. I guess rape is never funny, even when you are raping a clown. I know that's a stupid joke, but I guess I felt the need to address the issue....
CuntFlaps Audi Ski Slope Wake Me Up Before you Go(go) The Reason Hip Hop is Dead Retarded Dancing Girl College Girls Flashing Drunk Girl Makes Fuck Drunk Anna Nicole Smith....(old) Skateboard Footage Michael Jackson "Thriller" I don't know what the hell this is....
|W|P|110956705481516050|W|P|I am - Videos of the Day|W|P|11/08/2005 09:40:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20052/28/2005 08:38:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| There comes a time in everyone's life where they are at a loss for words. This is the case for me after reading the following post in DollForum.com. I couldn't believe what this guy had to say and I like to think that I am well versed in the art of perversion, but this was completely unexpected. Read the entry - Pics after the jump, notice his ridiculously large doll collection. Some people are freaks, others are creeps. The scariest thing is that this guy could be your neighbor, or even your kid's swimming instructor. Enjoy.
I was in the "violence toward women" section of Blockbuster Video which has a window that looks out across the mall to the Sears store where I noticed a female mannequin on a table being examined by a male doctor mannequin. I had to see this up close. Cool! A portable Craftsman® Gynecological Exam Table for do-it-yourself folks. It has been said that you are not really a woman until you have been humiliated on one of these devices and I know Angel wants to be a real woman so I had to get it for her. Only a medical doctor has the training to properly humiliate a woman on this table by refrigerating the speculum, room temperature set to 60 degrees F, and notifying the window washers to be on their platform outside the window. Angel loves being examined before playtime and this table makes sex with a doll a real joy and cleaning is easy. I love Craftsman® Tools.
Pics After the Jump...I seriously wonder what he was thinking when he was taking these.... |W|P|110956015052042773|W|P|I am - Realdoll goes to the gyno|W|P|3/01/2005 02:39:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I think that guy should go to jail. Straight up, that was scary. Why were there so many dolls, why was he having sex with a doll, and why did he have such an elaborate setup for having sex with a doll. Even if that was a joke, theres some truth to it cause I couldn't even come up with something that fucked up.3/01/2005 02:41:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|No wait...not jail. Show his mom, and grandma. Then the news, then let the fucker go.3/01/2005 03:06:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|That dude is for real
And he is fucking creepy as shit3/01/2005 05:14:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|why should he go to jail? What law is being violated? yeah he's a creep, but it's a doll, not a human. a lot of people have the sex dolls. although I must say the presence of 50 million china dolls all over the living room ads a really disturbing edge. Regardless of the guy being a wack-job freak-a-zoid, going to jail for that is like going to jail for fucking a pillow that has a picture of jenna jameson's face stuck to it.
and can you truely say you've never done that?....3/02/2005 05:35:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|that guy's a creep... what freaked me out the most was that he said that "you have to be humiliated on one of thise devices." WTF? and what's more, he's personifying a doll.

somebody should send him to a shrink.3/02/2005 09:10:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I think he is the perfect man for me! I would love to be his doll! I'm petite and I even have long blonde hair! I'm built as well as she, but with a little nip n tuck, I could be!

Hey, Sexy man - want a little Debbie Doll? write to me at ladyphotographer4u@yahoo.com3/02/2005 10:24:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|To the ignorant morons that suggested jail-time, you folks should simply be expelled from the country, post haste, and not allowed back inside the border until you've passed a 6th grade civics final. Jesus H Christ, jail is for people that break laws and hurt people. Just because this guy needs help doesn't mean he deserves to be punished.3/02/2005 10:31:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|Does the H stand for Hernadez? My parents were too poor to give me a middle name... I am stuck with Jesus Martinez. We are hispanic - normally naming is the one thing we are rich in... but not my whore of a mother...no seriously she was a whore...that's how I was conceived.....3/03/2005 01:20:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The question you're all missing is... What's the sears part number of that table??3/03/2005 01:36:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|First of all, I'm not the guy that you're picking on here, but I'm a member of the Doll Forum, and I have a RealDoll of my own. I know this guy, and I've actually met him. He's not sick, he was being sarcastic with his post. It's called 'having a sense of humour'.

Secondly, why would you suggest that he needs psychiatric help? As far as I see it, a lot of people who own RealDolls or the like are pretty happy individuals. We aren't sick, we're not serial killers or criminals, and I can't think of any legal reason why we should be sent to jail. For the most part, Doll owners want to be happy, and Dolls make us happy. What's wrong with having sex or even just appreciating a beautiful artificial woman whenever you want to?

The way I see it, most doll-bashers are either jealous cos they can't afford a Doll of their own, or they have some stupid unexplained fear of Dolls, and they project their hate onto owners. We don't bother anyone, so you really have no right to make fun of us.3/03/2005 02:25:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I personally find the Real Dolls icky & weird (though fascinating), but I agree with the Doll owner's post. What this guy does with his private time and money is his business, as long as it hurts no one else.

The pictures are classic BDSM poses, with one key difference: Consent is not an issue here. Inanimate objects are incapable of giving or denying consent. Case closed, no laws broken.

Okay yes, the whole scenario is kind of creepy. Is there underlying misogyny in owning artificial women? Maybe, maybe not. Of course much of the thrill in owning Dolls is to do whatever you want to it. Some people would say that this kind of behavior leads to actual violence against women, but that's as near-sighted as saying that enjoying porn leads to violence. You would have to weigh this against all the other activities/behavior in the guy's life.6/01/2005 01:15:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I appreciate the comments of the ones who don´t see a thing wrong with the owner of that blonde Real Doll, and the other guy that comes from The Doll Forum as well, I am a member of that comunity, in fact, I am a moderator, and I just want to ask all of you doll bashers out there one thing...

Just what is it with you guys?! why do you make fun of us? have we ever done a thing to any of you? having a Real Doll is a REAL luxury that not everyone can have, I will have a Real Doll in the future for myself, and no, I´m not sick or perverted, I´m perfectly sane, and knows how to difference good from evil, and Real Dolls are NOT evil...

So, I welcome any of you doll bashers to look for me in The Doll Forum, and ask me whatever you want, concerning these kinds of dolls, and if I turn a Real Doll Basher into a Real Doll owner, than I would be one happy guy.

How can you get to the Doll Forum, you ask?,... well... figure it out yourselfs!

By the way... look for Fargo, that´s how you people will find me once you find the website...6/12/2005 03:06:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I'm a masturbator. Humping your fist, a silicone pussy, or an entire silicone doll for that matter is masturbation.
With your fist, 100% of the fantasy comes from your mind. (Does your hand turn you on?)
With a doll, suspension of disbelief takes away some of that %. I doubt most get off many times on the act of humping a doll, any more than people get off simply rubbing their junk. Boring. It's an entire mind fantasy that completes it. A doll makes it easier for your mind to jump the gap from reality to fantasy when masturbating.
I'm sure there are some creeps that own dolls. However, not all doll owners are creeps.2/28/2005 01:41:00 AM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P| Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad |W|P|110929657470000191|W|P|I am - Link Dump|W|P|2/27/2005 08:59:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Not a girl, not yet a woman, this pre-op drag queen knows how to rock the cock and the mic. Her humble roots at a gay bath house, sleeping with "straight men" who would ask her to dress like a woman so that they didn't have to come to terms with their homosexuality inspired her to perform. She sings about how she may not have tits and she may have a dick, but baby, you'll still want to fuck her. Tranie Tronic is on a mission and these are the videos for you to get down to. Reminds me of the time my uncle dressed me up like a woman, to get me across the border. The problem was, he wouldn't let me take my dress off.
Tranie Tronic Boy Like You Dirty Lil' Secret Good Gurl Bonus Picture Slideshow Picture SlideShow
|W|P|110955609489383050|W|P|I am - Tranie Tronic|W|P|2/26/2005 06:06:00 PM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P| Some of the favorite posts of the week. Just in Case you missed them. If you liked another post link to it in the comments. |W|P|110628801064859373|W|P|I am - The Best of The Stepfather Weekly Roundup|W|P|2/26/2005 04:26:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Here are a few videos, if you have any interesting clips send them in. We have no problem making you famous.
Christina Aguilera Video Flash - Music Video Porn Star - Does Not Like it Rough Dancing Soldiers Sneaker Pimps in Thailand Locker Room Hidden Cam - Probably Illegal
|W|P|110945340026396130|W|P|I am - Videos of the Day|W|P|11/10/2005 07:43:00 AM|W|P|Blogger rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20052/25/2005 06:15:00 PM|W|P|loulou|W|P| Today I woke up and had the craziest dream about my ex. You know the ones that you could swear actually happened. Yup one of those. Where you wake up sweating cuz you just saw your ex fuck his brains out with some small cute European girl. I think that you can go insane this way. I really do. I was thinking that post coitus would have helped me on my way upward and onward past this feeling of complete rejection. However, last weekend’s fiasco and his prepubescent body only made me realize more that I still care about that lying sack of shit. That goatfucker that is prancing around Middle America with some gross blond clubby girl with fake nails and bad eye makeup. With her round breasts bursting from her $18.99 club outfit, ordering Tom Collins, “cuz the color looks great under the bar lights" It is truly not fair. Whereas, I end up eating a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich with some guy. Maybe boy. Who redefines the word megalomaniac. And his breath could have literally burnt a hole through the bar table. |W|P|110936343865993264|W|P|I am-BreAK uP GiRL|W|P|2/25/2005 06:58:00 PM|W|P|Blogger livemtl|W|P|loulou please go on a date with me, I'll help you get rid of the goatfucker forever.
Jesus can put u in touch with me...2/25/2005 07:22:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Jean Charest|W|P|you are the best thing to happen in my life2/25/2005 07:27:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Sandra|W|P|fuck men - they are a waste of time and will never treat you as well as another woman would.

I had a boyfriend do the same fucking thing to me and I just told myself "never again".

Women need to be in the driver's seat. Break-Up Girl, we need to grab some drinks, and go dancing....it will do both of us somegood.

FUCK MEN!!2/25/2005 07:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P|Break up girl you are a Star. I am so happy to see your posts. They balance out the horror left in my brain from the trail Jesus got me involved in Mexico in 19572/25/2005 07:37:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Bob Goodale|W|P|I doubt LouLou would ever talk to you Livemtl. Based on your shitty posts i can tell you are a phony intellectual loser2/25/2005 07:42:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|Lou Lou

The smell of shit is seeping from my pores after reading that post.

It is not because it was bad, it is because this ex boyfriend is a cunt and deserves to be beaten

Post his phone number

We will make sure he gets his...
him and his little slut...2/25/2005 10:25:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Oh this shit is so fcuking amazing, lets see some more posts on t-shirts or more 'born today' posts!, you bloody suck, this website use to be cool, now its changed, is there a reason why? i have deleted from my favourites & im sure many other people done the same, as there is no use for this website anymore,i use to check this website every day knowing that there would always be good posts with clebs & nudity & now its just so god damn crap & boring! we want celebs naked, fresh from paparazzi.2/25/2005 10:31:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i agree2/25/2005 10:39:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Steven Harper|W|P|Get a life. Go jerk it somewhere else!2/26/2005 12:59:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i get the feeling that the same 1 person posts all the comments on this site!! & pretends they r someone else! just to make everyone think that people actually like this site! its so sad

i also agree with the anonymous that said this site has changed, there so thats 3 to 12/26/2005 01:38:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i get the feeling that the same 1 person posts all the comments on this site!! & pretends they r someone else! just to make everyone think that people actually like this site! its so sad

i also agree with the anonymous that said this site has changed, there so thats 3 to 12/26/2005 05:34:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Jesus Martinez|W|P|anonymous

highlight this, right click, copy and drop it in your browser

yes - i have an ego
and fuck you


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/dwerd/server.gif2/26/2005 08:29:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|either that image is inverted or you visited your own site 100 thousand times, or theres just a whole bunch of weirdo unsociable people who love to see check your site thousands of times a day in the hope of seeing more posts on TSHIRTS!!!2/26/2005 08:42:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i think i found the real stats for drunken stepfather:

http://img234.exs.cx/img234/9169/realstats8jd.jpg2/26/2005 12:38:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P|thank you for finding the real stats anonymous. I wonder how our traffic peaked with the Lohan nipple slip when we only started this a few months ago. After the nipple incident.2/26/2005 02:40:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The enema post was a huge success!11/03/2005 08:10:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine - skype - tablature guitare - tarot - telecharger acrobat - telecharger antivirus - telecharger antivirus gratuit - telecharger chanson - telecharger clone cd - telecharger codec divx - telecharger divx - telecharger divx gratuit - telecharger divx gratuitement - telecharger divx player - telecharger emoticone - telecharger emoticone gratuit - telecharger emule - telecharger emule gratuit - telecharger e mule gratuit - telecharger emule gratuitement - telecharger e mule gratuitement - telecharger fr - telecharger kazaa en francais - telecharger kazaa gratuit - telecharger kazaa gratuitement - telecharger kazaa lite - telecharger logiciel divx - telecharger logiciel gratuit - telecharger messenger - telecharger messenger 7.5 - telecharger mp3 - telecharger msn 7.5 - telecharger msn 7.5 francais - telecharger msn gratuitement - telecharger msn mesenger - telecharger msn messager - telecharger msn messenger 7.5 - telecharger msn messenger 8.0 - telecharger msn messenger gratuit - telecharger msn messenger gratuitement - telecharger msn plus - telecharger music mp3 - telecharger musique gratuite - telecharger nero - telecharger nero 6 - telecharger nero gratuit - telecharger nero gratuitement - telecharger norton antivirus - telecharger norton antivirus 2005 - telecharger shareaza - telecharger shareaza gratuit - telecharger shareaza gratuitement - telecharger skype - telecharger winamp - telecharger winzip - telecharger winzip gratuit - telecharger yahoo messenger - winmx - zodiaque - zone alarm2/25/2005 12:13:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|The urethra has always been a place of interest for men everywhere. It is the hole from which they pee. Men have an inclination to enjoy sticking things in holes, and the fact that they come with their very own hole in their penis, it is inevitable that weird people everywhere do a little insertion every now and then. I have never taken it upon myself to stick anything in my pee hole, but I was once part of a science experiment. I needed money, and they were looking for subjects. It was one of the best times of my life......
Sensory thresholds in the male urethra measured by electrical stimulation. Brekkan E, Flink R, Wallin G. Department of Urology, University Hospital, Uppsala, Sweden. The sensory pathways innervating the male urethra were investigated by recording the sensory thresholds with electrical stimulation. Twenty-six male subjects (age 16 to 73 years) were included in the study. Ring-electrodes mounted on a Foley catheter were used for stimulation in proximal and distal urethra. Square wave pulses (duration 0.5 ms) were delivered with a constant current stimulator at different frequencies and the lowest intensity felt by the subject was defined as the threshold. The sensory thresholds were in the order of 0.5 to 5 mA and decreased with increasing stimulation frequency. All patients described a qualitative difference in the experienced sensation when comparing proximal and distal urethral stimulation. The reason for this is discussed. The possible use of this method as an adjunct to the urodynamic investigation in diagnosing neurogenic lesions is proposed. PMID: 3201172 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]
Urethra Masturbation Stories - After the Jump These are from some masturbation site, where people felt the need to describe their urethral masturbation techniques...pretty funny....
Nail it (warning: this is very dangerous and not recommended) I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation.
Stick it where? (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended) I like to stick something up my dick . This may sound weird , but it truly adds to the sensation of jerking off. I usually use a thermometer (the small ones), plus you will immediately know if you are running a fever !
Pine needle (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended) During truth or dare last month I was dared to stick a pine needle into my dick and pump it in and out. At first I thought it would hurt but after only a few minutes I had the biggest orgasm of my life.
Piss hole poking I like to slide a flexible and smooth tube into my urethra and work it in and out until I cum. I use the clear plastic tube so I can watch my cum pump thru it as I get off.
|W|P|110935247072587695|W|P|I am - Urethral Masturbation|W|P|2/28/2005 12:52:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|To anyone reading this, just let me say, don't try it. I tried it once while I was working my way through the masturbation chapter in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex."

Really. Really. Painful. Not pleasurable. Painful.2/28/2005 10:12:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Ditto to the last comment. Did this once after reading "Everything You Always Wanted to Know..." when I was young and dumb and paid for it with with surgery fifteen years later.

Believe me, having a "stricture" of scar tissue removed from your urethra is not a procedure that you'd ever want to go through.2/25/2005 11:29:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|The problem with being poor, is not the ugly clothes you wear, or the shitty car you drive, or the addiction, broken homes and mold and mildew problems in the trailer...it is the lack of having a server to host files like this insanity. The insanity I am talking about is Fred Durst sex tape with him fucking some girl. Her ass is spread and he moves in real slow...a little in/out celebrity sex tape style. No one gives a fuck who he is, so this is an attempt to get some exposure. He did it all for the nookie....that cunt Follow the rapidshare directions - Click Free and then download this bitch. When I find a streaming version, I will hook a brother up.... FRED DURST SEX TAPE VIA RAPIDSHARE Streaming Video This Post Was Made Possible By CaptainCum.cc UPDATE: Fred Durst Sex Tape Lawsuit UPDATE: The Limp Bizkit porn leak could lead to Hilton hacker doing the math on Fred Durst's teeny weenie |W|P|110934934013810013|W|P|I am - Fred Durst Sex Tape|W|P|2/25/2005 03:18:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|He's just trying to get attention since he sucks. He should just fall off the earth and take his band with him. Loser.2/25/2005 06:29:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|That girl looks like the chick hanging on H.Duff's arm in that IceBreakers Commerical.2/25/2005 09:51:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|its his comeback for getting his balls crushed from paris's emails2/25/2005 10:04:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Titty Lover|W|P|Damn, Limp Bizzzkit must be begging for some new publicity. Fred Durst is looking like he is getting fat too...totally funny.
Big Titty Blog2/26/2005 04:02:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.3/06/2005 03:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Fred Durst sucks shit. He's just pissed the world sees him as a has been with a little cock.3/08/2005 01:00:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Well i can not believe his dick is so little and he needs to sue someone he cant sue his mom or dad for it. all the celebs are a joke3/08/2005 07:47:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i think his dick is a nice size. very hot. he is my stud3/08/2005 09:27:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I think he looks hot4/28/2005 01:03:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|his cock is not that small.....i think he´s hot too....i´ll love to suck that dick man!!!! although i´m a man...7/16/2005 07:35:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i dont think his dick is that small either id love to give him a nice hot blow job
of course my being a gay male i doubt he would be into it but i sure as hell would i think he sucks at music and most likely is a big asshole in real life but dude dont be hatin on the mans dick

LOL9/26/2005 09:00:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Mikey|W|P|Great work on your blog - it was very enlightening. You've got a lot of useful info on there about Funny Pictures so I've bookmarked your site so I don't lose it. I'm doing a lot of research on Funny Pictures Exposed and have just started a new blog - I'd really appreciate your comments2/25/2005 11:28:00 AM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P| Its Friday or what i like to call slack off day. Tonight also marks the start of shabbat which means i get matza ball soup tonight. So wish these folks a happy birthday because you know they need the attention.
Top 3 People born today:
#3)Bobby Riggs (02/25/1918 – 10/25/1995) tennis freak
Quote: "If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can't play for a little money, I stay in bed that day."
#2)Téa Leoni (02/25/1966 – ) actor (married to David Duchovny)
Quote: "I don't do T&A very well because I haven't got much of either."
#1)Pierre Auguste Renoir (02/25/1841 – 12/17/1919) French artist
Quote: "When I've painted a woman's bottom so that I want to touch it, then [the painting] is finished."
Birthday pics + more after the Jump
Who was Bobby Riggs? Tea - Renoir - Web Museum |W|P|110896587354997374|W|P|I am - Born Today Feb 25|W|P|2/25/2005 04:47:00 PM|W|P|Blogger masked superstar|W|P|it is Ric Flair's birthday, he is #19/26/2005 06:23:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Clifford|W|P|I really enjoyed your content on Funny Picturesand will be back very frequently! I actually have my own Funny Pictures Exposed blog with all kinds of stuff in it. You�re welcome to com by.2/24/2005 11:41:00 PM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P| Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad |W|P|110896788915243565|W|P|I am - Link Dump|W|P|2/24/2005 12:35:00 PM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P|Well if you thought this scandal would end with the topless lesbian cell phone pictures, celebrity phone book and personal notebook then you would have been wrong. The scandal surronding the hacking of Paris Hilton's sidekick is about to get bigger. Everyone it seems forgot that she has those t-mobile email/text messages on the server as well as the other stuff. And now we have got several of these emails.But the reason these caught our attention is that three of the emails are between Lindsay Lohan and Paris. And as you all know by now, we are "THE HOME OF LOHAN". I found it odd that Lindsay gossips to paris about Jessica than ends with god bless. I also want to let any celebrity know that I am available for any drug cases as I am every expercienced in this field. Because of Jesus I have gotten more than one 4 am call asking me to bail him out.
Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers From Lindsay Lohan To Paris Subject Private Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub -god bless lindsaylohan
More Paris Emails, News and Sidekick launch party pictures AFTER THE JUMP
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 04:20:39 -0500 Show full headers From Jay To Subject Hi, Paris Quick note to let you know that you're absolutely gorgeous. -- Jay
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:19:39 +0000 GMT Show full headers From Simonrex To Paris Subject ….. U are the best fuck ever. I'm getting hard thinkin about your body Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:48:40 -0800 Show full headers From Lindsay Lohan To Paris Hilton Subject Re: Didn't see Lip syncher…. HAVE SOMEONE SET HER UP DOING COKE On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 5:39 pm, Paris Hilton wrote: >Ashley just won female artist of the year and everyone booed her >so fukin funny >--parishilton -lindsaylohan
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 17:39:23 -0500 Show full headers From Dillinger To Paris Hilton Subject Re: Fw:daz Kool baby …….would u wannna rap on 1of my songs 4 my new album.. A song called Tow up from tha floo up…3vodka Daz Dillinger…….
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 01:59:23 +0000 GMT Show full headers From Guy O To Paris Hilton Subject Re: Hey babe you don't need to let people know that your stoned and drunk.. It is not attractive.. Well, not attractive to the right type of people.. Secondly, you don't need to write a letter to someone you care about while stoned… Its not always the best time to share your feelings… Its better to be clearminded in these situations… There's a few things we need to talk about that would actualy be good to discuss seeing that new years is around the corner and it would be a good way to start the new year… Don't stress yourself out.. Move forward knowing you won't make the same mistakes again… And that if you make certain changes in your life (which we will discuss) great things, boys, rewards, and so on will be coming your way… I share my opinion with you without judgement.. You should do whatever makes you happy.. I am only simply giving you my perspective with love. As I did when I first met you many many years ago.
Fred Durst you homo
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 09:14:28 -0800 Show full headers From Wfd To Paris Hilton Subject Re: So much it hurts me that you just vanished! You are my heart. You told me so many things about how much you loved me and I was the one. Remember I have been in the mountains recording since I last saw you. I come to LA for two days today then back to the woods until christmas. I know you love me and haven't been able to replace me!! I haven't fucking shaved since I saw you! I've been in a depression. But more clear than ever. wfd
Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers From Lindsay Lohan To Paris Subject Private Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub -god bless lindsaylohan
Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:52:46 -0800 Show full headers From Lindsay Lohan To Paris Hilton Subject Re: Private Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w. On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am, Paris Hilton wrote: >How do u know? >--parishilton -god bless lindsaylohan
Dont believe it? Screen shots 1 2 3 Via the Dilly UPDATE: Don't believe it? A Socialite's Life digs deeper Screen caps of emails to mark (mark philippoussis…the australian tennis player) NEWS: How Paris Got Hacked? Fergie vows revenge on Paris Hilton horrified by cellphone hacking More pics from the sidekick launch party Wilmer DJ AM
|W|P|110926433251657291|W|P|I am - Paris Hilton Email|W|P|2/24/2005 01:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger DJMonsterMo|W|P|Your voyeuristic site is depraved and addictive. Thanks!2/24/2005 03:38:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Tod Glaganov|W|P|I love Paris!

i know it is wrong but I can't help it.2/24/2005 05:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|im so tired of hearing about that dirty cunt.

i wish she would just blow me and move on already.2/24/2005 06:17:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I thought that was Lindsay I was look Jessica is Lindsay but Jess was too damn fucked to noticed. God that girl has a bick mouth.

Nick@undergroundLA.com2/24/2005 06:41:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This site freakin rocks! I am so glad i found it~2/25/2005 09:50:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Novalia|W|P|lies.... since when do friends sign their full names to messages? what a crock of shit...2/25/2005 10:39:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Haze|W|P|This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.2/25/2005 11:11:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|meow

hey do you know what else blows......this site!2/25/2005 03:01:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You might want to leave your full name if your friends with the hacker/s


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ps: goes to show, all is fair game and can be had by all.2/27/2005 11:27:00 AM|W|P|Blogger winfidel|W|P|I was one of the people lucky enough to get the numbers from eythics while they still worked. I called and recorded my calls. I had a blast telling Victoria Gotti that she's a hard looking unattractive woman. Her landscaper Mr. Luigi called me back to tell me what I said was wrong to do and that she is really a sensitive and sweet person off camera. Pathetic!
The someone for Durst told me that the FBI is listening to the message I left and they will be arresting me so I said: For making a phone call and leaving a message the FBI will arrest me? Next I was called back by someone named poopoo and she asked: Is something wrong with you why would you call someone you do not know? I asked her: How do you feel having the name Poo Poo- not very empowering is it? I have Anthony Robbins tapes you can borrow to build up your self esteem. She said: What is your nickname and I told her: Winfidel- get it Win. It's better than POO POO. Only seven people called me back- one person I cannot identify because I promised not to told me Paris is a "stupid whore." I said: Her parents say she's crafty like a fox. He responded: "Parents do make excuses for their handicapped kids." -THAT'S COLD!!!4/19/2005 02:42:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This girl gets screwed in every way, every single time. What can I say? I love it when the dirty laundry of pretty little rich girls gets some airtime. Especially if that girl happens to be Paris Hilton!6/27/2005 09:13:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|WOW, I KNEW Jessica Simpson was a coke head!!! Thank you thank you thank you11/08/2005 09:41:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 2005