1/31/2005 02:42:00 PM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P| Every week Zelda (my wife) and I would watch Saved by the Bell with our 4 children and over time become real fans of Elizabeth Berkley. So when she accepted $100,000 to star in a glorrified porn movie my wife was quite upset. Not that I was that upset, but I wondered what kind of nice Jewish girl is in a movie like this.
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More Info, pics and Awards after the Jump Elizabeth Berkley's Award: Razzie Awards: Worst New Star, SHOWGIRLS (1996) Showgirls Gallery (NSW) IMDB BIO: When Elizabeth was 5, her parents enrolled her at Detroit Dance Company. Loving dance, young Elizabeth began to take part in several ballets, including "Swan Lake", and in 1983, she starred in some musicals (sometimes singing in Italian). Her screen debut was a role in the TV movie Frog (1987) (TV). She then got work as an extra in some TV series: "TV 101", "Day by Day", etc. In the summer of 1989, she was in L.A. and auditioned for a role on "Saved by the Bell" (1989). She got the role and became a TV star. After 4 seasons she left the show to try to break into cinema. In 1994 she filmed 4 movies, including Showgirls, and continued to guest star in very popular TV shows, like "Diagnosis Murder". At the same time, she was studing English Literature on a college in California. After Showgirls, she signed with United Talent Agency and then filmed some Hollywood films with small roles (The First Wives Club, 1996 and Any Given Sunday, 1999) and starred in some indies (The Taxman and Last Call, 1999, The Real Blonde, 1997). In 1999, Elizabeth performed onstage in London as Honey in "Lenny". Her performances in "Roger Dodger" and "Moving Malcolm", two indipendent movies released in 2002 and 2003 impressed the critics. She made her Broadway debut in "Sly Fox", in February 2004, three months after her marriage with New York artist Greg Lauren. |W|P|110655177320594686|W|P|I am - Elizabeth Berkley: Jewish Celebrity of the Day|W|P|1/31/2005 03:16:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Face|W|P|I was rather excited to see Showgirls. Yes! Elizabeth nekkid! Gawd that moved sucked, and I like bad movies, so getting a crappy "review" from me means it not sucks, but blows. To date, Showgirls is the ONLY movie I have ever walked out on.1/31/2005 04:17:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Roonie|W|P|Because her career was in the shitter after Saved by the Bell. I'd say that starring in a movie where she doesn't have to rely on much of anything but her body was her way of attempting to jumpstart her career. Guess that didn't work out according to plan.1/31/2005 05:37:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Showgirls, I liked this movie, becuse I ant gay.1/31/2005 06:08:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I don't remember the movie
i was too busy jerking off
i love the scene where the guy busts his nut during the lap dance.
i never had a lap dance that busted my nut
i do know someone who wore white pants, and the stripper left a shit stain on his pants after his lap dance. I know you are asking yourself who the fuck wears white pants...
well this guy does....
he is looks like he is on a safari everyday.
chicks dig it
and shit on his leg
true story....2/01/2005 12:37:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|When I was in Veags this stripper lapped danced for me. She said next time dress in sweats or loose pants and I will get you off. I said thank you and tipped a bit. I then got myself off in the stall. I shot a load that could have produced two baby satans. I am a dirty, dirty young man.9/30/2005 09:42:00 PM|W|P|Blogger jiri|W|P|Nice Blog!!! It looks like you've spent a fair amount of time setting it up and keeping the content fresh. I'll be sure to come back.

I have a online dating blog. It pretty much covers speed dating related stuff.

Thanks again and keep up the good work.1/31/2005 02:17:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Abi Titmuss is another D-Lister, she had a sex tape released a while ago. I have seen clips, I always find it funny when she says "her finger is in my asshole"...I don't know why, I guess it brings back memories of the time a girl I was with tried to do that to me unexpectedly. I remember being so surprised that I dropped a deuce all over my bed...I wonder if she still incorporates that move into her sex routine. I hope I traumatized her, I like being memorable, even if it's not in a good way. pics and sex tape clips after the jump Clips to her sex tape here, I mean there via YRD |W|P|110714525451218912|W|P|I am - Abi Titmuss|W|P|2/01/2005 12:19:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|When my girl is tonguing my balls, I love a finger or two shoved up my ass. But I ant gay.2/01/2005 12:41:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Does anybody else finger their own butthole while jacking off? No?...well....I don't either. That's gross. I'll be over here in the corner if anybody wants me......2/01/2005 07:12:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Phoenix1331|W|P|I'm still not seeing the link for the vids, is anyone else able to?11/23/2005 04:11:00 AM|W|P|Blogger bekaz|W|P|I like too when my girlfriend lick my balls :)1/31/2005 02:15:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Lohan was born Lindsay Morgan Lohan on July 2, 1986, she is a cancer. Sponsored by: Celebrity Factor |W|P|110714498485779330|W|P|I am - Lindsay Lohan Fact of the Day|W|P|2/01/2005 11:43:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|She's definitely a CANCER.2/01/2005 02:46:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|WWWwwwaaaa! very BEST!1/31/2005 01:51:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| You know how we like our sexual restraints and I am not talking about absitnence. These mitts are amazing and I can't think of anything sexier than getting my woman to rock a pair. I love when my women look like cartoon characters. These double as a ping pong padle, so if your girl is asian, these will remind her of the training camps she went to as a kid. Only $269 dollars yo.
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Nothing After the Jump|W|P|110714484656554015|W|P|I am - Restraint of the Day|W|P|1/31/2005 01:25:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| You know how it is here at the stepfather. We like perverts and their stories, and we found a great source at this sexual storybook site. We tried to test you readers out and see if you would go participate in the insanity that is that site...so far...some of you have...so keep it up... Story of the day....after the jump
My wife wants it. Date: Dec 18, 2004 Category: Anal Type: Fictional Story Approval Rating: 0.00% - 1 vote(s) I have never had anal with my wife. But I want to see her have her first anal experience with a black guy.My wife enjoy sex very much but never had anal before. She enjoys the ocasional finger or kiss and became lost and submissive. I have seen pics and movies about anal sex and the though of giving her to a black guy.. you know make her ready for the event thrill me at this very moment every day I'm making her think about In my thoughts .......I want her to dress up with a black short skirt with daring-stockings and high heels, no bra and a black transparent blouse. The day before she had an enema and only fluids. Her anus has been lubricated . Her pussy is totally shaved and she smell with a sweet aroma ready to be FUCK. I found a atractive married black guy going to our city he has a nice nerved cock nine inches long very thick. almost 6 feet tall with 190 pounds. Drooling to see her under this guy with her ass in the air I want to see her kis by him while she looks at me. Want to see her body been touch... the dress going down .... the blouse open widely .. now I can se her naked her pussy is wet he is sucking her clit making her agitated and loud.... He is grabbing from the hips and her body willingly is assuming position at the very bed edge.. I get close to see how his cock is right there at the small bright entrance. she is trembling while the rod slide slow in her crack It is so sexy and beatiful seen a black cock all the way on her opening... yes .. I will have her do it .. I want to see the cum coming from her tigh hole...
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The threat of you taking us off your bookmarks makes us sad. The loss of a loyal reader is always depressing and reminds me of the time I got my girlfriend pregnant back when we were 15, I was so excited to be a dad, but her body just couldn't handle the pregnancy, she was way too young and not fully developed....needless to say we lost the baby, in the toilet bowl, and as unpleasant as that sounds, I fished him out and burried him in the backyard. I named him Herschel, and he was my first contact with a jewish baby. Losing you brings back those dark years that I have tried so hard to leave behind me....

I think you should blame the jews for your problems, that's what I do. If that jewish girl was more developed, if she ate more meat, and did less cock I would be a father.

And as for the Jews getting coverage in the media, too much coverage, taking over the world and shit, you need to realize my white christian brother, that you are a minority, and if you don't join the party and embrace the jews, you will always be on the wrong side of the velvet rope....once you embrace the jews you will see that the party is actually pretty fun and that they give amazing head, it's from all their years in camp....


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Stupid Commercial of a Guy playing Footsie with a Girl Here Ghetto Girls Beating each Other Up Here A guy gets hit in the face by a car, while trying to do some prank - it's really gross and you shouldn't watch it. Here This is what happens when you give the football jocks a video camera and a project for video class... Here In the club - upskirt clips - Funny Here Guys get a girl in their room into a thong, then they catch her on fire.... Here BONUS OF THE DAY - WEBCAM GIRLS The Webcam Makes Girls Get Naked.... Here This girl dances like it's going out of style, which it is, then masturbates and talks dirty to whoever she made this video for...too bad for you, it got out on the net... Here |W|P|110714493539337164|W|P|I am - Video Clips of the Day|W|P|11/04/2005 07:22:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|accords - acrobat reader - ad aware - adobe - antivir - antivirus - aperitif - astrologie - astuce - astuces - automobile - automobiles - avatar - avg - avp - balance - belier - bitdefender - blague - blagues - boisson - capricorne - caricature - caricatures - carte postale - cartes postales - cillin - clonecd - cochon - cocktail - comique - comiques - confiture - cuisine - curiosites - curseur - curseurs - cuteftp - dessert - desserts - dessin - directx - download - downloads - ecran de veille - ecrans de veilles - edonkey - effet d optique - emoticones - emulateur - emulateurs - emule - firewall - fond - fond ecran - fonds - gastronomie - gateau - gemeau - getright - henne - horoscope - horoscope chinois - horoscope du lion - horoscope vierge - humoristique - humour - icone - icones - illusion - illusion d optique - illusions - illusions d optique - image - images - jeu - jeux - kaspersky - kazaa - kazaa lite - legume - logiciel - logiciels - mcafee1/31/2005 08:11:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| We love the d-listers here at DrunkenStepfather, and we like them better in bikinis. Most of our readers found out about us from the Anna Kournikova "looking for sea shells picture", so in keeping it real... after the jump, you will find screenshots of Caprice in a bikini from the reality tv show she is doing in the uk |W|P|110714474238247948|W|P|I am - Caprice in the Sauna|W|P|9/25/2005 07:09:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Joshy|W|P|Great work on your blog - it was very enlightening. You've got a lot of useful info on there about Anna Kournikova so I've bookmarked your site so I don't lose it. I'm doing a lot of research on Anna Kournikova Exposed and have just started a new blog - I'd really appreciate your comments1/31/2005 08:10:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I go through getty, I select pics, I put them up here, you look at them and wonder why you are wasting your life reading this. I don't have the answer for you, but maybe you should either get a hobby, or work a little harder at your job....pervert. Images after the jump.... Naked Sushi is how I got herpes... Jerry Springer asking God WHy? In other countries, events have mascots, in my bedroom, my fetish involves mascots Hayley Evetts - Not quite an upskirt but she is rocking the mic like it's yo'cak. Denise Van Outen, Cleavage, Kissing an Animal, many fantasies start like this.... |W|P|110714465953556772|W|P|I am - Getty Images of the Day|W|P|1/31/2005 08:06:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Lucien Carr was the reason Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg met each other.Together they launched an influential movement called the beat generation, and not the kind of beat I like...I like tribal beats that I can feel deep in my soul..pulsating in my pants that make me dance...around the fire like I just sacrificed a virgin, or did some tribal initiation into manhood, like public circumcision, that is what they do in AFRICA.... More on Carr after the jump Carr spent 2 years in jail after stabbing a man named David Kammerer, dumping the body in the hudson river, after Kammerer showed a sexual interest in Carr. Kammerer was Carr's boyscout scoutmaster during his youth and was constantly making advances towards him. In 1944, Kammerer obviously came on a little too strong, and that is when Carr stabbed the bitch. If you know anything about the beats, you will know that Kerouac developed a technique of writing where he spewed out as much as he could, as fast as he could, just the way it came to his mind, he felt annoyed with the stall caused by switiching the paper, so Carr helped create an alternative post-war culture that included a carefree atitude and a lot of drugs Carr was 79, no more hard living or cristal sipping for this cat.... Story HERE |W|P|110714456636652691|W|P|I am - Dead Celebrity of the Day - Lucien Carr|W|P|9/26/2005 04:58:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Jessy|W|P|I appreciate your information on Funny Pictures. I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - I'd really appreciate it1/30/2005 08:51:00 PM|W|P|Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie|W|P| this morning after my massage and mud bath, as i was getting rinsed off by one of the cute polo shirt boys from the country club, i began to reminisce about when i was a young lady, just budding onto the sexual scene. Looking at young Brandon in his lime green polo, and checking out the track marks that were attempted to be hidden beneath his wrist bands, i recalled an old friend of mine, paloma, and how long it has been since we had spoken, and if she is still alive. STORY AFTER THE JUMP paloma and i met at this modeling agency that used to do promos for me, she was their client as well. paloma and i had our fair share of fun. The first day we met, we ended up on the roof of the building, completely naked, eating each other out at the same time with the gravel on the roof scrubbing against our backs. paloma had this thing that she did with her fingers when she was inside me, that I've always tried for people to replicate, but have never come close, she was a fireball. The second time we saw each other, i fucked her with a cristal bottle on the bar of some nightclub, i think we had driven to Florida, but it could be anywhere with palm trees-we were so gone on coke that when the cops pulled us over, i missed putting one of their cocks in my mouths and actually hit my cheek with it! The second time i am sure i got it right..Anyways, back to paloma. paloma and her brother moved to my city, and i always ended up there when i needed to finish off. paloma's dad loved me because there were frequent events where paloma and i would just pounce each other with obtuse objects and KY heating jelly in front of him. After a few weeks, i got bored of the whole lesbian thing and needed more beef in my life. paloma's brother, Pedro was such a sweetie, and it wasn't just because i would walk in on him masturbating and finish him off, it was because he was just a really nice guy. He always had breakfast for me and sometimes i would catch him singing to no one in particular. One day i decided it was me he should be singing to, and i need him to beef up my life. This was the day after i abandoned being a lesbian, and the day before i picked it up again. In any case, Pedro was masturbating again, and i walked in with my pants down. When he looked up, his eyes pierced through me and i came right there. i came right down my thigh. He loved it. He took the head of his guitar and traced it up my legs. i turned around and felt the cool wood enter me from behind. i was so wet when he started to hum to me. i was breathing fast and so was he. i lifted my other leg and turned around to lower myself onto his package, slowly, so that each inch would be felt. He grabbed my right nipple between his teeth and bit down. i pulled my hands through his hair and scratched the hell out of his back as i rode him as hard as I've ever ridden anything in my life. The bed was shaking and everything was wet and sweaty and the guitar fell to the ground and Pedro pulled me up against the wall and i hooked one leg on his dresser and the other one around his leg and he pounded me as i humped him hard, hitting the wall with my hand each time to underline my point. He kept licking my face and i kept cupping his balls and playing with his gooch with the tips of my fingers, at one point he let out this man yell that got me even hotter, and a good thing at that, because from the corner of my eye i saw their cleaning lady Rosalie walk into the room in nothing but her little French maid apron. She pressed her fabulous breasts against mine and my nipples which were as hard as glass pressed into her soft, fleshy d cups. We were fingering each other and Pedro was doing me in the ass again and i was having the time of my life, again. Pedro kept slapping her ass and i got a little jealous so i took his cock in my mouth and sucked it and licked it until he started to pre cum again, and then i rubbed it between my breasts until he came all over my chest and around my neck. Rosalie licked it off me as Pedro was fingering her and she was still fingering me and her and i were shivering all over. All of a sudden i heard a buzzing noise and from his dresser drawer, Pedro pulls out this double sided vibrator which Rosalie and i jump onto faster than a school girl and a mop, and we come right there, twice each. i loved orgasming then because not only did i feel so free, but so ALIVE. All i wanted was to be pentetrated, all the time, from every hole in my body. Pedro must have seen this in my eyes because he started doing my from behind again and fingering rosalia's ass. When we were through, Pedro had breakfast waiting for me again, and mid way through my pancakes, paloma came home with this "not only do i have a double sided vibrator, but i also have nipple clamps and the dj eilene record" i ran upstairs and took advantage of her in her baby pink silk sheets. We ruined them that day-do you have any idea how much i love nipple clamps? Related Topics: I am - Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am - Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am - all for sexual favors/I am - magic moments with minx /i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match / I am - Democracy /I am - dancing like a slut on fire /I am - black whole theory |W|P|110713789370457089|W|P|i am-coming clean|W|P|1/31/2005 06:37:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|hey my little minx it is i Will that was a good story is it just me or are you hated on this blog good lord. they are harsh indeed check ur email i have a nice picture of myself take a look.2/01/2005 12:44:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This bitch is such a crazy dimwit. I'd make her ante up on her bullshit but I got to wash the dog, pay these bills and play Jenga a bit. I'll probably sleep after that.11/04/2005 06:25:00 AM|W|P|Blogger tele_emule|W|P|accords - acrobat reader - ad aware - adobe - antivir - antivirus - aperitif - astrologie - astuce - astuces - automobile - automobiles - avatar - avg - avp - balance - belier - bitdefender - blague - blagues - boisson - capricorne - caricature - caricatures - carte postale - cartes postales - cillin - clonecd - cochon - cocktail - comique - comiques - confiture - cuisine - curiosites - curseur - curseurs - cuteftp - dessert - desserts - dessin - directx - download - downloads - ecran de veille - ecrans de veilles - edonkey - effet d optique - emoticones - emulateur - emulateurs - emule - firewall - fond - fond ecran - fonds - gastronomie - gateau - gemeau - getright - henne - horoscope - horoscope chinois - horoscope du lion - horoscope vierge - humoristique - humour - icone - icones - illusion - illusion d optique - illusions - illusions d optique - image - images - jeu - jeux - kaspersky - kazaa - kazaa lite - legume - logiciel - logiciels - mcafee12/31/2005 04:07:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Carpet Cleaning Dallas|W|P|Good Blog here nice read if you would like to see my web site carpet cleaning Rowlettcarpet cleaning Rowletthttp://www.carpet-cleaning-dallas-allen-frisco-plano-texas.com/1/30/2005 03:25:00 AM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P|Here is a new link list for ya'll. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad |W|P|110671825963328028|W|P|I am - Brad's Link List|W|P|1/28/2005 04:26:00 PM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P|Sara is Jewish. She also pissed of the Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel who demanded that billboards featuring Parker in a skimpy dress to promote Lux soap be covered up last year. More Info and audio Clips after the Jump Sex and the City Audio: The definition of maturity. "And now I'm on a Fifth Avenue bus with a penis on my head." "Abso-fucking-lutely." SJP APPRECIATION PAGE IMDB BIO: Sarah Jessica Parker was born March 25, 1965, in Nelsonville, Ohio, to parents Stephen Parker and Barbra Forste (who remarried Paul Forste after divorcing Sarah's father). After her mother wed Forste, she had four more children, bringing the total to eight. Sarah Jessica now had 3 full siblings and 4 half siblings. Trained in singing and ballet, Sarah was cast in the Broadway production of "The Innocents", which prompted her family to relocate to New Jersey. Already a professional performer (she studied at the American Ballet School and the Professional Children's School), Sarah was cast in "The Sound of Music" (along with four of her siblings), and landed the lead in the Broadway run of "Annie". After a year as the free-spirited orphan, Sarah attended Dwight Morrow High School, while continuing to add more credits to her acting resume. She landed a role in the made-for-TV movie My Body, My Child (1982) (TV), before being cast as one of the lead roles in the 1982 sitcom "Square Pegs" (1982), as high-schooler Patty Green. Once a graduate, Sarah decided to pursue a full-time acting career rather than further her education. Since "Square Pegs" (1982) didn't last more than a year, Sarah moved on to supporting film roles in movies such as Footloose (1984), Firstborn (1984), and the lead role in the teenage film Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985). Sarah was having lots of fun, although she had yet to land a star-turning role. After more television appearances in series and made-for-TV movies including "A Year in the Life" (1986) (mini), The Room Upstairs (1987) (TV) and Dadah Is Death (1988) (TV), Sarah finally landed the role of Steve Martin's bubbly lover in the 1991 comedy L.A. Story (1991). More substantial film roles soon followed, starting with a role opposite Nicolas Cage in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) (which foreshadowed her comedic talent), Hocus Pocus (1993) and Ed Wood (1994). A big Woody Allen fan, she starred opposite the renowned filmmaker in the TV movie The Sunshine Boys (1995) (TV), and that same year, she landed a starring role in Miami Rhapsody (1995). 1996 was a film intensive year with roles in The First Wives Club (1996), If Lucy Fell (1996), and Mars Attacks! (1996). All the while making a name for herself in film, Sarah was gaining respect as a theater actress, with her lead role as a dog (hard to imagine, but true) in the off-Broadway "Sylvia," and her Broadway roles in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" (starring her present husband, Matthew Broderick), and the Tony-Award nominated "Once Upon a Mattress." But Sarah's star has shot up since her portrayal of Manhattan sex-columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the HBO series "Sex and the City" (1998). Sarah's Golden Globe Best Actress victory in 2000 only underscores the fact that she plays the role of Carrie as though it were literally written for her. Sarah has been happily married to fellow actor Matthew Broderick for quite a while now. Before the marriage, she dated Robert Downey Jr. (who she also lived with), and the late John Kennedy Jr. When not serving as lead actress and producer of "Sex and the City" (1998), Sarah is a member of Hollywood's Women's Political Committee, and is UNICEF's representative for the Performing Arts. |W|P|110658944102480384|W|P|I am - Sara Jessica Parker: Jewish Celebrity of the Day|W|P|1/31/2005 05:15:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Go on be honest, it was her face they wanted to cover up with a paper bag wasn't it?1/28/2005 04:24:00 PM|W|P|Brad Goldstein -Lawyer|W|P| At the age of 17, he was "discovered" by night club singer Mistinguett and they became a popular act at the Folies-Bergere. |W|P|110667955979133300|W|P|I am - Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day|W|P|1/28/2005 03:07:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| We do a round-up of getty images of the day that we find interesting or worth posting. I went through the galleries and this is what I found....your comments are welcome, but it doesn't mean we will agree with you. My 5 Choices after the Jump.... Beastie Boy - with age comes indigestion.... Married to Stalone, engaged to flava flav, ugly as fuck...Brigitte Nieslsen Jerry Lewis - Not Dead and Huge in France... Jodie Marsh Grabbing her BOOBS!!!!! Slipknot, good place, great people... Heidi has big boobies, I mean a baby.... |W|P|110694355170643288|W|P|I am - Getty Image Round-Up|W|P|1/28/2005 11:12:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Thats 6 you idiot1/31/2005 10:35:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|plus one at the top, thats 7 you idiot11/09/2005 11:01:00 AM|W|P|Blogger rodd11|W|P|recette de cuisine | skype | tablature guitare | tarot | telecharger acrobat | telecharger antivirus | telecharger antivirus gratuit | telecharger chanson | telecharger clone cd | telecharger codec divx | telecharger divx | telecharger divx gratuit | telecharger divx gratuitement | telecharger divx player | telecharger emoticone | telecharger emoticone gratuit | telecharger emule | telecharger emule gratuit | telecharger e mule gratuit | telecharger emule gratuitement | telecharger e mule gratuitement | telecharger fr | telecharger kazaa en francais | telecharger kazaa gratuit | telecharger kazaa gratuitement | telecharger kazaa lite | telecharger logiciel divx telecharger messenger | telecharger messenger 7.5 | telecharger mp3 | telecharger msn 7.5 | telecharger msn 7.5 francais | telecharger msn gratuitement | telecharger msn mesenger | telecharger msn messager | telecharger msn messenger 7.5 | telecharger msn messenger 8.0 | telecharger msn messenger gratuit | telecharger msn messenger gratuitement | telecharger msn plus | telecharger music mp3 | telecharger musique gratuite | telecharger nero | telecharger nero 6 | telecharger nero gratuit | telecharger nero gratuitement | telecharger norton antivirus | telecharger norton antivirus 2005 | telecharger shareaza | telecharger shareaza gratuit | telecharger shareaza gratuitement | telecharger skype | telecharger winamp | telecharger winzip | telecharger winzip gratuit | telecharger yahoo messenger | winmx | zodiaque | zone alarm ad aware | antivirus | antivirus gratuit | bitdefender | blague blonde | blague humour | clone cd | edonkey | emule | emule telecharger | firewall | horoscope chinois | jeux a telecharger | kazaa | kazaa lite | kazaa lite telecharger | kazaa telecharger | logiciel antivirus | logiciel a telecharger | messenger 7.5 | messenger msn | mp3 gratuit | mp3 telecharger | msn 7.5 telecharger | msn-messenger 7.5 | msn messenger 7.5 telecharger | msn telecharger | musique mp3 | nero | nero 6 | nero burning | nero burning rom | norton 2005 | norton antivirus 20051/28/2005 02:59:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| This woman gets naked, dances in olive oil and it is considered art. I once got naked and danced to grease once at a rodeo event...for some reason I got escorted outside of the men's washroom by security. I think it had to do with the fact that I had an erection.....those were the days. Pictures and Story of Olive Oil Dancer after the jump
A dancer has spoken of the challenge of dancing naked on stage while having olive oil poured over her body. A total of 17 litres of olive oil are poured on Chilean dancer Lisbeth Gruwez during When the Lead Man is a Woman. She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "The olive oil is alive and sometimes it doesn't let me dance. I have to have a lot of concentration and technique to beat it." Mrs Gruwez dances and acts for 50 minutes as 22 bottles of olive oil are slowly poured on her body. People on the front rows have to protect themselves from the oil during the show at the San Gines theatre in Santiago.
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|W|P|110694243092856145|W|P|I am - Dancing in Olive Oil|W|P|9/26/2005 11:39:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Mikey|W|P|I appreciate your information on Funny Pictures. I just bookmarked your site and will be back regulalry to keep on top of it. Please check out my blog on Funny Pictures Exposed - I'd really appreciate it1/28/2005 02:38:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Even as a youth, Lohan bathed with boys. She had the decency to put her bathing suit back on in this picture, but I highly doubt she would this time around...she'd be too jacked on coke and "exhausted" after the gangbang. This is only speculation...and we do this to get noticed...we are like the annoying kid who never shuts the fuck up...waiting for his peers to acknowledge his presence. Acknowledge our presence..... |W|P|110671087490825372|W|P|I am - Lohan Always a Slut|W|P|1/28/2005 06:14:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Thats just not right.1/29/2005 02:46:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Check out those hobbit feet!!! 0.o1/31/2005 07:10:00 AM|W|P|Blogger toutlereste78|W|P|man, that's a tacky bathroom... But then there always was a faint whiff of eau de white trash about the whole Lohan clan...1/28/2005 02:30:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I am not going to stop until we get some motherfucking stories sent by you guys to them...I am trying to help keep this site alive, the guy who runs it seems discouraged, so HELP HIM OUT and CC us.... The best stories by our readers - will be posted in this feature.... LOVE and Story After the jump
In Law Sex Date: Nov 24, 2004 Category: Bizarre Type: True Confession Approval Rating: 50.00% - 9 vote(s) My mother in Law Flashed meMany years ago my mother in law paid me a surprise visit.. my then pregnant wife was out for the day and I was half asleep , laying on the couch in only my underwear whene my mother in law showed up unnannounced ... After the usual pleasantries ( her eyes kept drifting to my bulge ) she sat on the couch as I offered her coffee.. she nodded a yes and followed me to the kitchen and when she sat at the table she shamelessly let her bare pussy show... ( just like her two daughters she wasn't wearing panties and also just like her daughters she is VERY hairy ) We talked, I leered and soon I had a raging erection she couldn't avoid noticing as we sat together at the kitchen table ,,, Finaly as she siped her coffee she looked over her cup and whispered " its OK nobody will know " she stood up and unbuttoned her skirt and let it fall to her ankles .. " fuck me" is all she said .. I led her to the bedroom and in a sexond lay on top of her and she guided my bouncing penis into her vagina ... I had to slow down so I wouldn't cum too soon... and for awhile we just lay together, my erect penis deep in her and we kissed ... then she pulled away from me and slid down to my wet erection and sucked it until I couldn't hold back any longer and I ejaculated in her mouth ... after my erection softened and fell out of her mouth she kissed me and spit my cum into my mouth We showered together in silence , shewashed my penis and caressed me and we fucked again...
SexualStoryBook
|W|P|110677108543515397|W|P|I am - Sexual Storybook...of the day....|W|P|1/29/2005 09:40:00 PM|W|P|Blogger mbe|W|P|gross1/31/2005 06:40:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|i agree that is freakin sick and um.. a little suggestion learn how to spell u sick freak of nature god.1/28/2005 01:38:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| This black man documents the fall of his wife into a place I call Whoredom. We see this nice fat white woman slowly get comfortable with the camera and eventually making her way into the world of swinging and gangbangs.... I remember a time when a I tried document my descent into Whoredom, but it made a very boring video that involved me, a bathtub, a lot of porno magazines and a jar of margerine.... I am pure, virginal and Drunk.... Follow this link to see the White Whore Wife website. HERE
Well back to turning your wife into a slut and whore. Your slut/whore wife to be is going to start feeling more comfortable dressed like a whore out in public and she will love the looks and attention she gets from other men while she is there. When she ask you, "Why are all these guys looking at me?" Simply reply, "Because you look hot as hell, they probably want to have sex with you, and I am sure all of them wish they had a wife as cool as you!" The last part of that statement will thrill your wife. I’m gonna say it even though my better judgment say’s I should not. Women often times love the thought that they are "one upping" another woman. Ladies don’t be mad cause I said this, because you know it is true. Guys never go out with other guys and say to themselves, "Gee I look a lot better than Frank and Bob do tonight.", but women do. When your wife feels hot like that, it will do more for her sexual esteem than any compliment you can ever give her.
|W|P|110693401194494412|W|P|I am - White Whore Wife|W|P|1/28/2005 03:55:00 PM|W|P|Blogger nunziothemechanic|W|P|My day was going along just fine until I ran across this little beauty. I just barfed on my desk and ruined the presentation I have been working on for 3 frigging days.1/28/2005 01:28:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Spam, Better than Pussy WE LIKE GETTING SPAM BETTER THAN EATING IT....THIS IS THE SPAM OF THE DAY SWEETY
Subject: Hi, Honey... Message: I just wanted to know if you would like to accompany me. My Husband is working all day and I need a man in these hard times of life=
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Lingerie is hot, anyway you look at it, even dirty fat chicks look better in a nice teddy than naked. A 16 minute clip of 16 minute lingerie fashion show HERE
Revenge
I feel for girls who get slutty with overly emotional pussy boyfriends who feel the need to put together revenge clips to deal with getting dumped. I say just fucking drink your problems away. It's guys like this asshole who fuck up my game when I try to get girls named on webcam and shit...Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us you fucking pussy. Watch the clip here
Olsen Twins
This is a clip of 2 girls duking it out in a swimming pool in bikinis. It's pretty boring but I am tired of doing the video clip dump Here
Tranny
I really don't think you should look at this clip. It's fucking disgusting, but I had no choice but to put it on. Let me just say it is some Tranny shit, and I am not talking about car parts yo. HERE
Scare Garbage Man
The oldest prank in the mexican pranks book...how to scare a garbage man - Still worth a round... HERE
CUNT!
A guy calls in a gameshow just to say cunt - he says cunt but doesn't win the prize Here
|W|P|110693319638260082|W|P|I am - Video Clips of the Day|W|P|1/28/2005 01:15:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| I like low quality TV production that deals with low quality resorts in central Mississippi....hosted by Playboy Playmates... The show is called Love Me, Love Me Not, and it is a Valentine's Day show for some random TV network about couple travel destinations. The show is hosted by playmate Lisa Dergan, and this is so cheap it's funny. I love cheap things, especially cheap women, because my budget is limited. Pictures and Video after the jump.... Watch the video stream from the show here The official site for this low quality TV show is: HERE The Show is hosted by some Playboy Model, Gallery Here Her Official site here: |W|P|110693268124414305|W|P|I am - Mississippi Couple Destination|W|P|1/28/2005 01:14:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P| Have you ever heard of the band Traffic? Do you know Jim Capaldi? Well if the answer is no, you have lost your chance because he is dead. His years of hard livin' and scotch drinking finally caught up with this rock hall of fame inductee. The least we can say for this man I never heard of is that he probably had a lot of sex with a lot of groupies and to us that is worth some respect. Death is never a funny thing...even it when it happens to a hippie but Jim ol'boy we hope you're drumming down on us from heaven. Article After The Jump
Jim Capaldi, the drummer with sixties psychedelic rock group Traffic, died early today aged 60, a spokeswoman for his family said. Capaldi, who formed Traffic with fellow Birmingham musician Steve Winwood, was suffering from stomach cancer. Traffic were inducted into the American Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame in March last year. The band, whose motto was “to sound like the same group but never to sound the same”, had top five hits with Paper Sun and Hole in My Shoe in 1967. As well as drumming with the band, Capaldi penned many of its hits and his musical career spanned over four decades. Outside of Traffic, he achieved chart success with Love Hurts, a version of the Roy Orbison song, in 1975. The musician died in the early hours at the London Clinic in Harley Street. “He passed away peacefully at 2.30am with his wife Aninha and his two daughters Tabitha, 28, and Tallulah, 26, his brother Phil and other family members at his bedside,” spokeswoman Judy Totton said.
Official Site Here
|W|P|110693250307716484|W|P|I am - Dead Celebrity of the Day - Jim Capaldi|W|P|1/28/2005 12:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Traffic also did the song Dear Mr. Fantasy... probably more well known than Paper Sun and Hole in My Shoe...1/29/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Traffic also had a hit with "The Low Spark if High Heeled Boys" and the old Robert Burns folks song "John Barleycorn" and a few others, as well.

The last album they did together was largely ignored by the public but still had some excellent tunes on it.

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