12/31/2005 04:42:00 PM|W|P|Priti Sharma|W|P| Pradeep
I never read the Kama Sutra. My parents strictly forbade it. My perverse yogi uncle however, did introduce me to several positions of sexual pleasure. They all seem to involve rusty sewer pipes, his sphincter and freshly made, hot dhosas in my virginal girl slit. They sear the most sensual scars on my purple labia. I find the connections to the Kama Sutra obscure and evasive. But what do I know. A simple call center girl from Bangalore should never question such wondrous mystery.
This brings me to the first new sex ritual of the New Year. It is a tribute to one of your great authors, Ernest Hemmingway. I call it, The Old Man and the Sea. To perform this most erotic act, you need to kidnap an old homeless man. The one in the picture is Pradeep. My uncle found him in the Ganges deep in meditative prayer. So he beat him senseless with a stale phulka and brought him home to my meager cot. There, my uncle awoke the old man with a sound slap to the genitals. Fragrant cardamom pods were put in his nostrils. My uncle then made the rundi ka bacha sodomize me with his unusually virile lund while he strangled his feeble neck with a dirty bungee cord. When his ejaculate had coated my tender chipkali to my uncle's satisfaction, he filled his anus with coriander and drowned him in our slum's communal bathtub because he had defiled me. This is The Old Man and the Sea. Own it and love it. Happy New Year from your favorite girl Hindu.
|W|P|113606546967716779|W|P|I am - Sex rituals in India|W|P|1/04/2006 08:33:00 AM|W|P|1/04/2006 03:10:00 PM|W|P|1/04/2006 05:07:00 PM|W|P|1/05/2006 01:41:00 AM|W|P|1/06/2006 06:43:00 AM|W|P|herbhead|W|P|"It's me again margaret."
Hey fuck heads ever notice that the only pissers that have the balls to bash you guys use anonymous accounts? Just comes to show ya the bastards have no balls. Wonder if thats part of their religious practice to defend their beliefs without recognition of their dumb deeds. Grow some balls!!! Or if your a bitch spit the dick outa ya mouth before you say your opinion. :)1/06/2006 12:37:00 PM|W|P|1/08/2006 03:43:00 AM|W|P|12/23/2005 05:52:00 PM|W|P|Priti Sharma|W|P|
This is Christmas in Bangalore, India. A decrepit old relic of a Santa Claus, who reeks of burnt fenugreek and prods my girl holes until I run under our front porch to play with rats. Merry Christmas from your favorite little Hindu, Priti. Motherfuck you.|W|P|113537852105188894|W|P|I am - Christmas in Bangalore|W|P|12/23/2005 11:33:00 PM|W|P|herbhead|W|P|.......................... LMFAO!!!12/26/2005 02:37:00 AM|W|P|12/27/2005 04:49:00 PM|W|P|12/30/2005 01:06:00 PM|W|P|be|W|P|lol12/31/2005 05:38:00 AM|W|P|herbhead|W|P|Ok lazy fucks it's called christmas break not take the rest of the fucking month off break!!
Im gettin bored and abusing my friends is only entertaining during teh day light so that others may be amused at my shallowness. So since my night life mostly involves masterbation, porn, pc games, drinking, and this great site, youve left me with no choice but to go back to playin with myself. Damn you all I hope your happy!12/31/2005 08:17:00 AM|W|P|Crescendo|W|P|Funny pics !
Happy New Year !1/01/2006 12:20:00 PM|W|P|
ps: happy new year you sick fuckers1/01/2006 08:03:00 PM|W|P|Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|What the fuck are you talking about you ain’t got no friends.
Isn’t your name Jesus?
The whole fucking world celebrates your birthday dumbass!
Boo freakin’ hoo you ain’t got no friends.
I link to you and you don’t link back if that’s not a friend then what is?
I suppose you’re offended by my incest pictures or something?
Well guess what there’s plenty of incest in the bible Jesus.
Have a happy new years Jesus Martinez.1/02/2006 03:33:00 PM|W|P|romiustexis|W|P|Stop jacking off jesus and get to posting, it's been a year already12/22/2005 11:58:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Jessica Simpson's lips are fucked since she injected them with plastic. There's nothing wrong with plastic surgery if you got face problems. What happened here is an insecurity developed based on nothing, she would freak out about her pencil thin lips and how unattractive they made here. Now bitch looks like she got beat up by her bf, and although he's cut, I doubt he could hurt her, motherfucker's too into cock. Either way, I gave you 2 Simpson pics for the day. Be happy.
|W|P|113531405739794040|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson's Lips|W|P|12/23/2005 01:40:00 AM|W|P|12/23/2005 11:19:00 AM|W|P|
-A Dude.12/23/2005 12:46:00 PM|W|P|12/23/2005 01:02:00 PM|W|P|herbhead|W|P|Hey Jessica looks like the local Meth addicted hobos. All she can think about is weres teh next hit at? "Whos dick do i have to suck to get a hit?" LOL I'd still fuck her long as she was face down.12/23/2005 04:51:00 PM|W|P|12/23/2005 07:21:00 PM|W|P|12/24/2005 01:31:00 AM|W|P|12/25/2005 09:35:00 AM|W|P|Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|I don't think she had plastic surgery or any injections.
I think that some of the air escaped her head and inflated her lips.
A simple "popping procedure" will fix that right up.12/25/2005 01:24:00 PM|W|P|john|W|P|I just stumbled onto this blog and it is great. Yehaaaa, how bout more on poor stupid Jessica's new rubber D***Sucker Lips! Maybe she will go the whole Bunny Glamazon rubber boobies route now that she's dumped poor "can I use some of your Gel" nick. Probably wind up doing a re-make of Russ Meyer classic movies with some Cuban circus performer named Mandigo Ortiz.12/25/2005 01:27:00 PM|W|P|john|W|P|I just found this blog and it's great. How bout some more pic's of sweet Jessica's big new rubber D***Sucker lips. Now that she's lecft poor Nick "can I use some of your Gel" to hunt for more game maybe she'll get into the Plasitc surgery and get her self into more of a modern Bunny Glamazons appearance and start doing Russ Myer remakes ala "Dukes".12/25/2005 01:53:00 PM|W|P|john|W|P|I hope Jessica starts on a real Plactic Surgery journey. Maybe she will follow the Retro Movie Remake thing and become a new Bunny Glamazon and do some remakes of Russ Myer classics with her new D***Sucker lips.12/31/2005 02:46:00 PM|W|P|Chris|W|P|big new rubber D***Sucker lips1/06/2006 02:46:00 AM|W|P|12/22/2005 11:52:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Terry Richardson was made famous by Vice Magazine, Vice Magazine was made famous by American Apparel. American Apparel was made famous by amateur photography that bit Richardson's style. Richardson bit Nan Goldin's style. It's all whole cycle of who made who famous and who ripped who off and the point of the story is we don't give a fuck. I remember Stephanie Seymour when she was the coke/dorritos girl, obviously not too well, I have spent many years drinkin to forget, but it seems I only forget the things I am not trying to forget.....
|W|P|113531383378420914|W|P|I am - Terry Richardson's Stephanie Seymour Pics|W|P|12/24/2005 10:03:00 AM|W|P|SexyCollegeGirl|W|P|Thanks :)12/26/2005 02:07:00 AM|W|P|12/26/2005 07:51:00 PM|W|P|
Axl1/04/2006 01:08:00 AM|W|P|spencer|W|P|maybe it's because we share initials, but i love her.1/04/2006 02:27:00 PM|W|P|
news to me.1/04/2006 02:42:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|Dov the rapist ripped off the NYC "street scene", the style of his stores and the pics that decorate his stores are pure vice magazine.
The distribution of vice magazine in every american apparel store to all the 13 year olds who shop there totally switched out their market and made vice more mainstream.
To me, mainstream is famous.
IF you have been reading vice since 1996, when it was on Newsprint in Montreal, I'll give you a fucking blowjob you poofter.1/05/2006 11:38:00 AM|W|P|12/22/2005 11:06:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
When a local stripper and a celebrity porn star meet, it's like watching kids at disneyland, you know, meeting Mickey for the first time. This stripper's dream is to grow some titties with the money she makes riding truckers and make her way to L.A. for a life a suckin' dick. It's nice that this was documented.
|W|P|113531094637170827|W|P|I am - Stripper's Wet Dream|W|P|12/23/2005 01:29:00 AM|W|P|
Love Ya Sara!!!
Haha!!!!12/24/2005 03:31:00 AM|W|P|12/25/2005 09:33:00 AM|W|P|Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|Hey, easy now not all stippers are sluts.
Some are just smart enought to get every last $20 out of dumb guys who think they're gonna get lucky.
I'll never understand why guys pay hundreds for lap dances when they could just get a whore and actually get laid.12/27/2005 03:15:00 PM|W|P|
Smell better too, probably!
Spearmintrhino.com12/27/2005 03:15:00 PM|W|P|
Smell better too, probably!
Spearmintrhino.com12/27/2005 06:56:00 PM|W|P|1/03/2006 05:32:00 PM|W|P|1/03/2006 08:24:00 PM|W|P|12/22/2005 11:02:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I guess no one really cares about the nipples of some 26 year old celebrity daughter, who got knocked up by some bearded motherfucker in some band none of us listen to, but they are nipples, and like I always say, my obsession with nipples started when my whore mother neglected to breast feed me. I don't mean whore in a derrogatory way, she was proud of her life work, up until the day she died. So fuck you.
|W|P|113531080141288466|W|P|I am - Kate Hudson's Nipples|W|P|12/22/2005 10:55:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I am a fan of Jessica Simpson, especially with her titties squeezed up into her chest, a pair of bootyshorts and an upskirt pic. I am pretty drunk and have nothing else to say about that. I know all you twats are annoyed of my rants. If I was with you right now, I'd kiss you. Not because I am gay, but because I am horny.
|W|P|113531028122801403|W|P|I am - Jessica Simpson Picture of the Day|W|P|12/24/2005 08:54:00 AM|W|P|12/22/2005 10:48:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
No matter how many years go by, you will always be the bitch I used to finger my ass to in the 90's. You may be asking yourself why I would be fingering my ass to any girl and the answer is simple, I am impotent and this is the only way I could induce a flacid orgasm, so stop being so critical and look at this Aladin outfit worn by Posh, showing off all kinds of parts of her body, like a good Ol' Drag Queen, heading to Elton John's Gay Wedding reception. I got nothing wrong with drag queens or Posh Spice dressing as one, as long as she sings "I Will Survive". Not in reference to her cheating man, but just because that's what drag queens sing.
|W|P|113530972982099373|W|P|I am - Posh Spice's Penis|W|P|12/28/2005 12:32:00 PM|W|P|pinkme|W|P|Wheres the penis?12/22/2005 06:45:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
This girl is 17,and looks like 35 year old chain smoking cocktail waitress. There's something about a teenage girl who's face hangs off her cheek bones that reminds me of mal-nourished street workers with syphilis. Syphilis is the new common cold where I am from and the exciting thing about it is that you can brag to your friends about having an STD, and it's curable. It's always nice to experience everything in life, and rumor is girls are turned on my guys who have had the germ....
|W|P|113529532227073161|W|P|I am - Brooke Hogan Picture of the Day|W|P|12/23/2005 12:30:00 AM|W|P|12/23/2005 09:15:00 AM|W|P|The Great Baldini|W|P|Yeah, that bitch looks so much like the Hulkster that I couldn't get my 24 inch python ready to attack her.12/22/2005 01:10:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
It must be nice to be rich. You can go into Agent Provocateur and buy all the luxury lingerie you want to wear from your boyfriend named Cash Money, without a care in the world. It's like you wake in the morning and say to yourself "I want to slut out tonight to spice up my relationship, because I am an actor, and performing is what I do, even when in the bedroom with you". Dude, the only thing my wife's ever dressed up as for me is a fucking pumpkin, and it wasn't deliberate she had some fuckin rash that turned her gut orange and we just made a game out of it. I always had a thing for pumpkins, probably because I never got to carve them on Halloween like the other kids, I was too busy reading the bible with my foster parents who told me Halloween was Satan's holiday. Point of this is to say, Merry Christmas.
|W|P|113527552335410548|W|P|I am - Alba's Lingerie|W|P|12/22/2005 10:51:00 PM|W|P|Nerdy Teen Girl|W|P|I would so fuck her. She wouldnt need anything lacey.12/22/2005 11:56:00 PM|W|P|12/23/2005 12:18:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|i have competition
and this motherfucker is funnier than me.
keep it to yourself - smartass.
i dont need be upstaged.
cuddles.12/24/2005 03:14:00 PM|W|P|12/22/2005 11:20:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Vanessa Williams was one of the first triple threats back in the early 90s, she was Miss America, a singer and an actor. I think she's doin' some Stella got her groove back on this beach, not because she has a tight body, but because she is single and black. I am actually not a fan of women over 40, they become people to me and not people I want to see naked. That said, maybe this bitch should invest in a one-piece, maybe one with a little frilly skirt, and stop trying to re-live her youth.
|W|P|113526893786866565|W|P|I am - Vanessa William's Bikini|W|P|12/24/2005 08:56:00 AM|W|P|1/05/2006 07:59:00 PM|W|P|12/20/2005 03:10:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I am not going to make this complicated. I like university even though I never went. The girls go fucking insane slutting out, cuz they realize they have vaginas or some shit, and the dudes get to live out their highschool fantasies with these experimental slutty bitches. The people at PartySchools.com gave me a DVD to give a way, and since they are doing a good thing bringing these sluts into our homes, cuz some of us are too washed up and poor to see the real thing, I figured I'd help them out. Even though a DVD is a pretty shitty prize, it's still better than a kick in a face, unless that kick is from some asian hooker with bound feet.
Now for the contest. IF you want to win a copy of the DVD, send in video or pictures of your college parties with bitches slutting out, and the first picture to get my readers hard wins. We'll do a vote or something. Either way, you get a free DVD so stop your fucking complaining and realize that I hook you up.
Send Entries Here
Contest stays up for a week and there are no guarantees I won't watch the DVD before sending it out to the winner. I am an asshole.
Visit the site by clicking on the logo to learn more.
|W|P|113511120737133242|W|P|I am - PartySchools.com Contest|W|P|12/21/2005 03:35:00 AM|W|P|12/20/2005 02:58:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Sometimes ass gets itchy. It is the orifice that you shit out of - and shit is just filled with bacteria. I was reading somewhere that you should never eat shit because it's toxic, and I once had a dog who shit all over himself and got a major skin infection. That said, I dont think Hilary is pickin' a wedgie, and I don't even think she's got a fungal infection, her job makes her shower way too much to get that, I do think she's got anal warts, or some other anal irritation, only because her boyfriend wears make-up and we know that dudes who wear make-up, generally go for the ass.
|W|P|113510906646023965|W|P|I am - Hilary Duff's Ass Scratch|W|P|12/20/2005 06:56:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|someone posted this - i accidently deleted it.
"Also called "pruritus ani", anal itching has many causes. Numerous factors may cause anal itching to be more intense — including moisture, the abrasion caused by the "negro back side money shot" or coming on the ass after getting it doggy style from black men (plural). other causes? Too much moisture. Moisture around your anus from excessive sweating or from moist, sticky stools can be irritating. Anal itching can also be caused by frequent diarrhea or the escape of small amounts of stool (fecal incontinence). Others include Yeast infections, Anal abrasions and fissures. An anal abrasion is a small tear in your anus, usually caused by forced bowel movements, or big black dicks through a tight anus. An anal fissure is a deeper tear. Both conditions can cause anal itching, as well as painful bowel movements and bleeding. It can be an embarrassing and uncomfortable situation, especially for a coke slut actress whos been donkey punched be every african american actor in hollywood. -Dr.VAfucker
-Jesus12/20/2005 06:57:00 PM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|someone else wrote this:
"that is not duff. that is that midget olsen girl, 1 of the twins"
I accidently deleted it. But in response. I don't give a fuck, who it is. If it's Mary Kate, it would make sex, her eating disorder and bad hygiene probably rocks her ass pretty hard.12/21/2005 11:55:00 AM|W|P|Cyber Mule|W|P|Genital warts....laughing my fucking ass off!!!1/16/2006 12:03:00 PM|W|P|12/20/2005 01:52:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
People always get emotional when I post about celebrity kids. I think it has to do with them not asking to be in the lime-light.org. But reality is, I don't really give a fuck. I see a pic of a 15 year old blond bitch with cock-suckin' lips (that's what we used to call 'em in texas", and I don't really give a fuck who her parents are, unless of course daddy's a lawyer or a police officer or some redneck porn producer trying to harvest her into a star and finds out that Jesus Martinez is sending his baby love letters on MySpace. Speaking of Myspace, add me, I want 100,000 friends by New Years. I think if we band together we can do this.
100,000 Friends Contest, Add Me
|W|P|113506232717433906|W|P|I am - Olivia Newton John Junior|W|P|12/20/2005 07:57:00 PM|W|P|crystalmethaddiction|W|P|Hi Jesus Martinez,
Very cool blog you have, I have been surfing the net for the past 30 min. when you blog forced me to stop and read it.
Again, congratulations on a job well done. I have found some pretty good insights on your blog that will help me improve
my own crystal meth addiction site. Thanks again!12/20/2005 08:13:00 PM|W|P|Chris|W|P|She does indeed have "cock-suckin'" lips, sir.12/21/2005 01:38:00 AM|W|P|12/21/2005 01:46:00 AM|W|P|
-Jon12/21/2005 01:47:00 AM|W|P|
-Jon in Va12/21/2005 01:20:00 PM|W|P|THC|W|P|crystalmethaddiction you stupid SPAMFuck!12/21/2005 06:46:00 PM|W|P|12/21/2005 08:03:00 PM|W|P|
1.Australian Johnny O'Keefe-A talent contest host
3.Cliff Richard's-highly successful TV show in 1972
4.Bruce Welch-member of the Shadows
5.John Farrar-another member of the Shadows
6.Pat Carrol-erstwhile singing partner and future business partner
7.Lee Kramer-successful business import/export business,Olivia's boyfriend and manager
8.John Travolta-musical Grease
9.Allan Carr-wed in 1978
10.Matt Lattanzi, who was a dancer on the set of Xanadu.(knocked her up, fathered Chloe)
11.Randal Kleiser-directed Grease
12.Raybon Bros-they recorded a duet(currently BANGBROS.com)
13.Elton John-sucked him off for production(questionable)
***no one night stands or married men included*** Olivia or Chloe I am a "manager", act now and I can get you on the Drunken Stepfather show, or a leading role gig in bukkake flicks.
Career Anal-ist,VAfucker12/22/2005 06:13:00 AM|W|P|1/13/2006 09:42:00 AM|W|P|Van Nelle|W|P|I wish I was a pronmovie maker.12/20/2005 01:43:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
I love 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, not because it killed John Ritter, but because it made dating your teenage daughter socially accepted, and I felt a lot less awkward when I was out getting ice cream with my hand down my stepdaughter's pants, I'd just look over at the gawking crowd and say, "That John Ritter's changed my fucking life". I guess the good thing about his death is that he can always invading my living room with his bad jokes and homo-gay tendencies. Thank god we have Three's Company re-runs on 20 times a day to make me hate my life more than you should hate yours, but you're probably clueless to how pathetic you are, otherwise you'd make some changes. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself and look at this girls bra, the pattern looks like nipples, now masturbate for the 5th time today you fucking pervert. Cuddles.
|W|P|113506152627523991|W|P|I am - Kaley Cuoco?|W|P|12/23/2005 07:13:00 PM|W|P|12/20/2005 01:35:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Amy Smart first touched my heart when she played Girl #1 in Seduced by Madness: The Diane Borchardt Story. Yeah that was my lame IMDB joke making reference to how useless this bitch is. She was in Varisty Blues, or Road Trip or Rat Race and other useless movie, that get you thinking, things like "Why the fuck am I sitting here, and more importantly who the fuck approved this shit" and "Is this what life is all about, should I just end my life here". I would like to do a survey to how many suicide victims have been found in front of the TV watching Amy Smart movies, but it'd be hard, cuz they'd be dead, and dead people aren't able to talk. If you're wondering why I posted this picture, don't ask, cuz I don't fuckin know, other than that bitch looks preggers, and I love pregnant chicks.
|W|P|113506100802376698|W|P|I am - Amy Who?|W|P|12/21/2005 12:33:00 AM|W|P|herbhead|W|P|I' give my left nut to shag her raw. I love blondes with small tits shes the only reason to watch road trip more than once and her lack of showin tits in rat race made it a flop.12/21/2005 01:00:00 PM|W|P|12/20/2005 01:27:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Last I heard, this girl was engaged to Leonardo DiCaprio. I think he realized that he was capable of landing any pussy he wants and more importantly, that every brazilian has AIDS, especially the trannies, it's a fact. If you were him, and found that out that your girl is really just an attractive, feminine dude with AIDS, you'd drop your bitch pretty quick too, even if she was a Victoria Secret model. There are hot bitches everywhere, just cuz some dyke Art Director chose Gisele doesn't mean she's the best pussy on the planet. Point of this post is not to point the "AIDS" finger at anyone, or accuse hot models of being born with a cock. The point is to try and understand why she's with a balding dude. I know all you 28 year old momma's boys, sitting in your parent's basement, that you find really cool cuz you have your own entrance, are thinking to yourselves, "I'm bald and fat maybe I'll land a bitch like Gisele too". I'd finish this post but I realize that no one actually reads my shit. So fuck you too.
|W|P|113506023341075888|W|P|I am - Gisele on the Beach|W|P|12/20/2005 09:53:00 PM|W|P|t|W|P|I read your shit. Everyone does, that's why you have so many com-oh wait, you don't have any comments-OK, yeah, no one reads your shit.12/21/2005 12:06:00 AM|W|P|pez|W|P|Jesus, Dude, the guy she's with is Kelly Slater, world surfing champ. He banged pam anderson and tons of other enhanced broads. Giselle is just another ttrophy for a while.12/21/2005 12:07:00 AM|W|P|pez|W|P|Jesus, Dude, the guy she's with is Kelly Slater, world surfing champ. He banged pam anderson and tons of other enhanced broads. Giselle is just another trophy for a while.12/21/2005 01:21:00 AM|W|P|12/21/2005 03:03:00 AM|W|P|12/16/2005 11:21:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
Some girls have nothin' going for them physically. I used to convince myself that every girl had something to offer. Like some fat bitches have great faces/tits, some skinny bitches have great legs and ass, some burn victims have coinslot vaginas. Point of the story is, Kelly Osborne ain't nothin but Man Back, and the only motherfucker crazy enough to fuck this bitch is a closet cased homo,the kind married to women with more testosterone than them, the kind who get fucked up the ass by their manly wives penis sized clits.
|W|P|113475026118033522|W|P|I am - Kelly Osborne's Back|W|P|12/16/2005 03:39:00 PM|W|P|12/16/2005 05:25:00 PM|W|P|12/16/2005 07:35:00 PM|W|P|12/17/2005 12:10:00 PM|W|P|12/17/2005 12:11:00 PM|W|P|12/18/2005 06:49:00 AM|W|P|Kabooke Quantum Fighter|W|P|guys, this is some classic shit. im sitting in my office and gagging on my flem to keep from laughing. legend!12/18/2005 07:15:00 PM|W|P|12/20/2005 10:59:00 AM|W|P|12/20/2005 01:19:00 PM|W|P|12/20/2005 07:57:00 PM|W|P|crystalmethaddiction|W|P|Hi Jesus Martinez,
Great blog you have...My crystal meth detox site is not necessarily like yours but
I can use the info I garnered from yours in my future bloggings. Again good job!12/16/2005 11:15:00 AM|W|P|Jesus Martinez|W|P|
This is some Elton John shit. Ths girl puts on a pair of short, tight shorts, throws on some lame R&B shit, sets up a video camera and humps the air, all for her big black boyfriend, the one that's gonna ruin her, not because he's black, but because she's so small. A pencil would ruin her. If this girl isn't 18, and the FBI are reading this, I apologize for making reference to her lady parts.
I never understood why people videotape themselves dancing or singing. It's humiliating on an international scale.
Watch Video Here
|W|P|113474978683770699|W|P|I am - Asian Dancer|W|P|12/17/2005 09:52:00 PM|W|P|12/18/2005 10:54:00 AM|W|P|Chris|W|P|Yes but we all love it when they dance and remove the tight shorts and tank tops. I can see the appeal in a fully clothed female. sex appeal has more to it than just body parts showing.12/19/2005 03:03:00 AM|W|P|earl-ku|W|P|put the stuff backkup somewhere else, its not working
try megaupload or google12/19/2005 01:09:00 PM|W|P|herbhead|W|P|I got to see the vid no nudity fellas so keep ya cock in its coop. I check this site pretty regular and i noticed when it was wokrin no one commented now that its broken everyone wants to see it. Just comes to show ya how things are nowadays, if u can see a chick nude your like ehhhh maybe but whne you teased and then cant see your droolin at the mouth in anticipation. LOL |W|P|Link doesn't go to video. One post a week and you fuck it up....just kidding :) Love your site. |W|P|She doesn't even have man back. She's got orca back. I like fat chicks, too, but Kelly looks like a sack of bruised potatoes. John Ritter changed my fucking life! |W|P|Are you sure that isn't Jack”off”. Well whichever. I am thinking that picture is from the premier of the new E.T. but no, she could never land a leading role, even if she did resemble the main character. The jump, this bitch looks like an extra terrestrial, transparent, sickly fuck. You go to ozzfest, do some heroin, lie in a puddle of your own barf, crack open an eye to see a UFO and dream of what it would be like to actually fuck Kelly. This reminds me of the "Bait N' Tackle" When I was a sailor used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. This is the first thing that comes to my head when I see this bitch. -VA fucker. |W|P|God she's fucking ugly! Kelly kill yourself you are fat, ugly, and a loud mouth cunt. Who I hope gets her throat slit by the Manson family! |W|P|fuckin funny... |W|P|fuckin funny... |W|P|Worst blog ever. |W|P|She is the daughter of Ozzie & Sharon Osbourne. Unfortunately, she has all of Sharon's looks (pre-op) and none of Ozzie's talent. |W|P|'burn victim coinslot vagina' Priceless. |W|P|isn't that balding guy 7 time world pro surfing champ and legend kelly slater?? lucky mofo... |W|P|Hey! I read your missives quite frequently. You're an asshole for refusing to acknowledge my existence. |W|P|outside providence was a great movie. yeah, she didn't get naked, but there was alot of drugs. |W|P|she looks like she is trying to grow one of those pencil line moustaches that creepy mexican grandads have. |W|P|that bitch is hot! |W|P|First off,I had no idea who this bitch is/was. After a few min's of research, I recognised her as the high school, poodle skirt, slut from Grease. Anyone ever wonder if she fucked John Travolta? I did. Making every effort to keep bloggers informed I have prepared a list of men Olivia Newton-John was fucking get to the top. Think I am bullshiting? Read her bio at the following link.(not recomended) http://www.onlyolivia.com/aboutonj/index.html It's like the sleep your way to the top handbook for blondes. Well heres the results. |W|P|oh yeah she does have cock suckin lips || But damn her head is big - fucked up face too!!! |W|P|Damn, I kinda wish I could throat gag that little sluts mom, and then get some of that little, half plastic ass stank on my hang low. I just find it hard to think about women, and not be completely degrading towards them at the same time. That bitch would be cumbubbling from the mouth well after New Year's if you gave me a half hour with her. |W|P|Damn, I kinda wish I could throat gag that little sluts mom, and then get some of that little, half plastic ass stank on my hang low. I just find it hard to think about women, and not be completely degrading towards them at the same time. That bitch would be cumbubbling from the mouth well after New Year's if you gave me a half hour with her. |W|P|is it just me or does this bitch look retarded? not that there's anything wrong with that. |W|P|HILLARY DUFF IS FUCKIN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND ANYONE WHO THINKS SHES UGLY IS A FUCKIN FAGIT!!!!!!!! |W|P|DuDe are u fuckin nuts, you did go to university - we all know which one, so wake the fuck up. |W|P|yeah she looks good, your crazy and probably ugly and fat. |W|P|hey I like my women over 40 and Ms Williams is damn fine in fact she's in better shape than most 30 year olds but I'll be damned if I know why she's got no man! Vanessa call me ! |W|P|The salesgirl is terrifying looking. |W|P|I love pumpkin's too, especially when you cut out a small hole in them after warming them up in the microwave and start fantasizing about one legged pirate sluts with leprosy and cancer. Bitches with cancer are great - they know they only have a short while to live, so they put out easily. And by easily, I mean when they're knocked out on morphine. Story of my life. |W|P|the guy in that picture is way worse, someone should punch him in the voicebox. |W|P|looking as hot and sexy as that I'd love to ass fuck her! |W|P|i like pussy |W|P|that is so funny...i went to high school with that stripper girl...Tabitha Vineyard from Danville, KY. |W|P|I am a woman, and I want to fuck Tera Patrick so bad...I am so fucking horney now that I've seen that picture. |W|P|Strippers are usually prettier than hookers...that's why I'd pay..:-P |W|P|Strippers are usually prettier than hookers...that's why I'd pay..:-P |W|P|nice!!! |W|P|Stripper (not Tera) looks like my Ex! |W|P|sorry, i thought everyone knew what vice magazine was before american apparel came into existence. i didn't know i had to think about 13 year olds' opinions. |W|P|american apparel made Vice magazine famous? |W|P|Sometimes I think it all went wrong when I married that girl. Or maybe it all went wrong when she left. I don't know. Happy New Year motherfucker, XOXOXOX |W|P|Happy Hannuka you son of a Bitch, hope you burn .... |W|P|i see nothing wrong with her lips.They look fine to me.Come to Africa Jessicca,in particular Kenya,no paparazzis and have good time in Malindi |W|P|Reminds of a line from American Dad when the alien said he researched the movie where Meg Ryan played a burn victim. Why on earth would a bitch as hot as Jessica Simpson fuck up her face like that? They should cast her in the lead of Chuck Palaniuk's Invisible Monsters. |W|P|lip injection |W|P|I know this chick was busted with coke. I heard from a reliable source that she, alnog with Knocksville and Bam, at a club during Dukes of Hazard filming. I am not sure if this is old news but I know it never hit the news stand. My insiders tell me that Bam along with several other members of CKY gave Jessica the Carpet Cleaner. Which was becoming popular in the south. The carpet cleaner is While fucking a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Thus, the swolen lips. |W|P|Oh man, that's harsh... |W|P|Ahem. I need more pics of hot dudes to get me off. Please help. |W|P|Jessica Simpson has DSL |W|P|what? are you dead, update the blog slack-ass |W|P|Looks to me like this hurt-bag has been tea bagged. By the elves and the reindeer. Actually hes the one they found in afganny in a cave and put back to save ammunition. |W|P|Mommy !?!?! |W|P|Priti, you are my desi queen, if you want I'll marry you, take you out of the call centre, and make you happy. Of course though, you have to be Rajput. |W|P|That was very funny. Don't listen to those asshole Priti. I hope you keep posting on this site. |W|P|Keep bashing Priti and you're going to fukken feel it when your calculator crashes and you need to call tech support. May your underwear turn to steel wool! |W|P|ya I agree. what dumb bitch. |W|P|I agree, you suck noone gets the refrences and i can smell your stinky indian cunt right thru my computer screen, Jesus stop this nonsense before you comprimise your integrity!!! |W|P|leave drunken stepfather to jesus, and take this god awful writing style to some other blog. that or stop trying so fucking hard.